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2010
20
Sep
Eva Padberg Topless in German Cosmo’s Sex and Art Issue of the Day
Germans are pretty hard people….at least the German’s I have met…They are known for inventing scat and are leaders in Dominatrix, S & M and pretty much all things angry and fucked up in sex porn. Maybe it is because this is a nation of people who mass slaughtered millions of people just 65 years ago, making the fact that they like some violence in their fuck almost expected…no matter how hard you want to pretend shit was an accident, or didn’t happen, or isn’t representative of Germany…it is still enough proof for me to say that Germans are into some pretty fucked up shit…
That said, German Cosmo did an S & M themed shoot and it was alright by me, not cuz I am into S&M, but I am into fashion turned into porn, mainly because I get to see bitches like this show off their tits….when they otherwise wouldn’t….
Posted in:Eva Padberg
2010
20
Sep
Nicole Richie’s Mom Nipple Cheating in a Bikini of the Day
I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could….
For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked…
I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks….
So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed…..
But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant…
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Posted in:Nicole Richie
2010
17
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Lohan may have failed her drug test, but at least she didn’t fail her pregnancy test or another STD test, or even her GED test, because no one likes formal documents to tell them their are pregnant, have AIDS and are half retarded…
At least she knows how to have fun, throw away responsiblity, and let the county feed her…..which is more than we can say for you, proven you are on this site….So here is my list of things for you to do this weekend to spice shit up…. Buy a New Shirt to seduce bitches with….and Add Me To Facebook to tell me all about how you came in her ass…..you can do this sober…but I suggest you drink heavily and buy roofies….then add me to Add Me To Twitter to retweet everything I say, eventually landing me a movie deal.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
17
Sep
J-Wow Tits Does Her Facebook Page of the Day
This J-Wow fake titty pic was just posted on the J-Wow facebook page that I am not a “fan” of, cuz I hate this Jersey Shore shit, I just saw it in my Facebook feed.
The latest J-Wow news is that she’s doing Playboy before the end of the year, which is a huge surprise considering she’s white trash and Playboy is every white trash girl’s dream. They think it’s classy and it will lead to better things…but reality is all the bitches in the magazine are busted up and look like they got fucked by their dads….but I guess those kinds of girls don’t have the ability to recognize each other for what they are…since they are all in the same fucking boat…
She’s just another fake titty cunt who should be a stripper but some how tricked her way out of it….becoming a national icon, because is garbage….maybe cuz of shit like showing off her fake tits in pics like she was Tila Tequila….
This shouldn’t impress you, since her body is sloppy and anyone can buy tits…but I know it does..so Here’s the pic…
Posted in:J-Wow
2010
17
Sep
Katie Holmes Hiding her Alien Pussy of the Day
These pictures coulda been a lot better….Tom Cruise has everything on lock down, even when she tries to let other people to see her pussy, since no one at home isn’t touching it cuz it is not an anus, she gets locked the fuck down, because that’s the power of the higher alien gods…
Her prude Jackie O shit makes me want to see her get raped…This is the reason I avoid Amish communities…shit makes me dangerous….
Posted in:Katie Holmes
2010
17
Sep
Brandy Heavy Set Tit in a Proper Shirt of the Day
I don’t find Brandy hot, I just feel like I know how she fucks, since I’ve see the Kim Kardashian sex tape staring her brother and assume that people from the same household, with the same parents, have the same bedroom hustle…..
I do like her tit, shit looks like it is heavyset and hangs proper in this braless outfit…but I don’t wanna spend too much time ranting on this shit, cuz she really doesn’t deserve you jerking off to her…not to say you jerking off to someone is a compliment in anyway, if anything it is scary, but it is to say I don’t like sexualizing bitches who loook like this….unless I have to….
That’s all.
Posted in:Brandy
2010
17
Sep
The Best Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day
I don’t get invited to parties, I never really did, I was the guy no one wanted around, but I’m cool with that…I guess it is expected when you are the weird guy who doesn’t shower you catch in dirty laundry hamper playing with your mom’s dirty panties….I am sure you know what I mean….
So this Macy’s Glamorama bullshit went down and they attracted a whole lot of weirdness, I wasn’t included in the fun, but I figured I’d document what we all missed…
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They biggest guest was Michael Jackson in his female costume, cuz we all know dude’s not dead, he’s just decided to be Latoya Jackson and he’s loving all the new found love.
Aubrey O’Day was there with her fake tits and thick body she designed to seduce black men, and by designed I mean overate thinkin’ she’d corner a market, that turned out to not be a good strategy, despite having had the opportunity to hang with MJ in his Lady costume…
They also had the redheaded bitch from the Andy Dick and Negro who isn’t Whoppi on The View show, who lost 50 lbs with Jenny Craig but still has a stupidly large head….that makes her look like she didn’t lose any weight on the Jenny Craig commercial…totally defeating the whole point of losing the weight…and scaring us by making us think this weightloss has made her more sexual…cuz we know it has…it always does…but the good news is that she’s still a fat pig to me…
The show stopper was that they managed to steal this human/giraffe hybrid from the lab to make an appearance…what the fuck is this thing….
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Latoya Jackson
2010
17
Sep
Anja Rubik Model in Lingerie of the Day
I’ve posted Anja Rubik Nipple in the past. This may not be as exciting for you, but I like to think that sometimes implied whore behavior is more exciting than actual whore behavior….especially when it’s executed by a long, lean, decent looking pussy who escape the sex trade in Poland to be doing the sex trade in America….she just doesn’t realize it cuz they told her this is the “fashion industry”….which pays a lot better than the free abortions back home she was getting paid back home….
I don’t even know why I bother.
Posted in:Anja Rubik
2010
17
Sep
Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day
I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…
Posted in:Bianca Balti