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2010

20

Sep

Candice Swanepoel in Latest Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

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All these photoshopped, Victoria’s Secret catalog, bikini and lingerie pics look exactly the fucking same….It’s like if you were to go through your cum filled pile that you’ve been collecting the last 2 decades, since you subscribed with a fake chick name, you will see that very little changes from then until now. It’s the same poses, different pussy, similar lingerie, all pretty tame with the nipples and pussy lip photoshopped out, to keep it wholesome….

But the good news is the bitches in the shit have always been pretty fucking hot and seeing them half naked under any conditions is better than not…

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel from South Africa taking over America like it was Blood Diamonds…or the Apartheid…or high AIDS Rate….cuz she sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and I guess with tits like this, I’m glad she did, even if her tits look like they’ve been drawn on in this shit…

It’s like groundhog day, but luckily the scenery’s good enough to put on repeat…

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2010

20

Sep

Camila Alves Interracial Fuck in The Confidant of the Day

Camila Alves is Matthew McConaughey’s hot, brazilian model who he has a kid or two with….She’s pretty fucking substantial and she was in some obscure, straight to DVD movie this year where she was involved in some sex drama with a black guy and a black girl. The movie clip I saw wasn’t in English so I’m not entirely sure what happened, but I do know there’s a bit of lesbianism, a bit of ass, a lot of interracial and some amazing, bottom heavy tits that I want in my fucking mouth….Seriously, this movie made me realize that gaping, sagging, vile mom-pussy or not – she’s got it going on…

I couldn’t figure out how to post the clip, so you’ll just have to follow this download link….


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2010

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago…

She wrote:

I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus.

The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots…

Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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2010

20

Sep

Nakedness in Boardwalk Empire of the Day

Her name is Paz De Le Huerta….I’ve posted her naked in the past …..she was on the new the Martin Scorcese directed show about Atlantic City, Prohibition, Prostitution, Gambling and the Mafia in the 1920s premiered last night on HBO, and since HBO likes making TV shows that are like movies, there was some titty in the Steve Buscemi sex scene….He’s the main character, a pretty sure sign this show is going to not only last, but be bigger than the Sopranos…

I watched it, it was pretty good, but then again, I like all the seedy shit America is built on….cuz organized crime, smut, drinking and gambling are some of my favorite things…


To See the First Episode of Boardwalk Empire – Follow this Link – To See the Sex Scene – Scroll to 46 minutes in….
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2010

20

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Is Happening of the Day

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<p>Karissa Shannon has been all over the internet tabloids bottom feeding and crying for attention the last couple of weeks because her and her boyfriend have been prepping for the release of her sex tape called…..</p>
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Karissa Shannon Superstar</p>
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<p>Which coincidentally was the same name of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and that is kinda upsetting me because I like my celebrity sex tapes to have original clever titles, even though al have simila  content, production quality and created with the same intentions to take their fame to another level….</p>
<p>Here is the press release:</p>
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<p>VIVID INKS DEAL TO DISTRIBUTE SEX TAPE OF E! NETWORKS STAR AND PLAYBOY PLAYMATE KARISSA SHANNON ON SEPT 28th</p>
<p>“‘Karissa Shannon Superstar’ is Wildly Erotic, Kinky and Our Hottest Celeb Tape Ever,” Says Vivid Head Steven Hirsch.</p>
<p>LOS ANGELES – (September 20, 2010) – The Vivid-Celeb imprint of Vivid Entertainment, the world ‘s leading adult film studio, will release an “extreme” sex tape starring Karissa Shannon and her TV-star boyfriend Sam Jones III entitled “Karissa Shannon Superstar” on Sept. 28th, in stores nationwide and online at www.vivid.com.</p>
<p>Karissa, the beautiful blonde Playboy Playmate who became a star of the E! Networks hit series “The Girls Next Door”, is the real-life girlfriend of Sam Jones III, best known for playing Pete Ross in The CW Television Network “Smallville” series.</p>
<p>“This is the absolutely the most extreme celebrity sex tape ever brought to us and we’re excited to have it,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid.  “Even though Karissa and Sam made this for their own enjoyment, it’s shot extremely well and is as provocative as it is sexual.  Never has a girl this beautiful been this nasty…she’s completely uninhibited with Sam.”</p>
<p>The couple is seen enjoying sex in a moving car, their home, a hotel room in Hawaii, and more.  Later, Karissa slips into black lingerie, stockings and high heels, while Sam gets out his riding crop and spiked collar and takes control.  “Karissa Shannon Superstar” runs two hours and features a bonus disc with scenes from Vivid’s other celebrity features.</p>
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<p>I am trying to get an exclusive preview clip. I know we all want to see this Playboy trash fuck, not because we find her hot, interesting or this a real scandal, but because it’s always fun to watch bitches who aren’t official pornstars do porn…especially when you know they are doin’ it to take their careers to the next level….</p>
<p>I’m just hoping her twin sister makes a cameo appearance…because there’s only so much black dick in blonde pussy I can stomach….and feel a twin on twin lesbian eating pussy party like they used to do as 14 year olds for their dad back home at the trailer park is a nice way to break things up a bit…</p>
<p>I guess we’ll have to wait and see.</p>


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2010

20

Sep

Eva Padberg Topless in German Cosmo’s Sex and Art Issue of the Day


Germans are pretty hard people….at least the German’s I have met…They are known for inventing scat and are leaders in Dominatrix, S & M and pretty much all things angry and fucked up in sex porn. Maybe it is because this is a nation of people who mass slaughtered millions of people just 65 years ago, making the fact that they like some violence in their fuck almost expected…no matter how hard you want to pretend shit was an accident, or didn’t happen, or isn’t representative of Germany…it is still enough proof for me to say that Germans are into some pretty fucked up shit…

That said, German Cosmo did an S & M themed shoot and it was alright by me, not cuz I am into S&M, but I am into fashion turned into porn, mainly because I get to see bitches like this show off their tits….when they otherwise wouldn’t….

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2010

20

Sep

Nicole Richie’s Mom Nipple Cheating in a Bikini of the Day

I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could….

For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked…

I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks….

So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed…..

But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant…


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2010

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Lohan may have failed her drug test, but at least she didn’t fail her pregnancy test or another STD test, or even her GED test, because no one likes formal documents to tell them their are pregnant, have AIDS and are half retarded…

At least she knows how to have fun, throw away responsiblity, and let the county feed her…..which is more than we can say for you, proven you are on this site….So here is my list of things for you to do this weekend to spice shit up…. Buy a New Shirt to seduce bitches with….and Add Me To Facebook to tell me all about how you came in her ass…..you can do this sober…but I suggest you drink heavily and buy roofies….then add me to Add Me To Twitter to retweet everything I say, eventually landing me a movie deal.

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That Goth slut Elvira is 61 Today so Let’s Celebrate By Looking At Her Younger Tits
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Katie Holmes is Looking Hot for Once
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Friday Pic Dump Just Because
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Scarlett Johansson’s Behind The Scenes Mango Ads Bring Her Sexy Back… Again
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Kate Walsh Completely Disses Lady Gaga By Wearing a Sushi Dress on Leno and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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2010

17

Sep

J-Wow Tits Does Her Facebook Page of the Day

This J-Wow fake titty pic was just posted on the J-Wow facebook page that I am not a “fan” of, cuz I hate this Jersey Shore shit, I just saw it in my Facebook feed.

The latest J-Wow news is that she’s doing Playboy before the end of the year, which is a huge surprise considering she’s white trash and Playboy is every white trash girl’s dream. They think it’s classy and it will lead to better things…but reality is all the bitches in the magazine are busted up and look like they got fucked by their dads….but I guess those kinds of girls don’t have the ability to recognize each other for what they are…since they are all in the same fucking boat…

She’s just another fake titty cunt who should be a stripper but some how tricked her way out of it….becoming a national icon, because is garbage….maybe cuz of shit like showing off her fake tits in pics like she was Tila Tequila….

This shouldn’t impress you, since her body is sloppy and anyone can buy tits…but I know it does..so Here’s the pic…

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2010

17

Sep

Katie Holmes Hiding her Alien Pussy of the Day

These pictures coulda been a lot better….Tom Cruise has everything on lock down, even when she tries to let other people to see her pussy, since no one at home isn’t touching it cuz it is not an anus, she gets locked the fuck down, because that’s the power of the higher alien gods…

Her prude Jackie O shit makes me want to see her get raped…This is the reason I avoid Amish communities…shit makes me dangerous….

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