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2010

17

Sep

Brandy Heavy Set Tit in a Proper Shirt of the Day

I don’t find Brandy hot, I just feel like I know how she fucks, since I’ve see the Kim Kardashian sex tape staring her brother and assume that people from the same household, with the same parents, have the same bedroom hustle…..

I do like her tit, shit looks like it is heavyset and hangs proper in this braless outfit…but I don’t wanna spend too much time ranting on this shit, cuz she really doesn’t deserve you jerking off to her…not to say you jerking off to someone is a compliment in anyway, if anything it is scary, but it is to say I don’t like sexualizing bitches who loook like this….unless I have to….

That’s all.

Posted in:Brandy

2010

17

Sep

The Best Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

I don’t get invited to parties, I never really did, I was the guy no one wanted around, but I’m cool with that…I guess it is expected when you are the weird guy who doesn’t shower you catch in dirty laundry hamper playing with your mom’s dirty panties….I am sure you know what I mean….

So this Macy’s Glamorama bullshit went down and they attracted a whole lot of weirdness, I wasn’t included in the fun, but I figured I’d document what we all missed…

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They biggest guest was Michael Jackson in his female costume, cuz we all know dude’s not dead, he’s just decided to be Latoya Jackson and he’s loving all the new found love.

Aubrey O’Day was there with her fake tits and thick body she designed to seduce black men, and by designed I mean overate thinkin’ she’d corner a market, that turned out to not be a good strategy, despite having had the opportunity to hang with MJ in his Lady costume…

They also had the redheaded bitch from the Andy Dick and Negro who isn’t Whoppi on The View show, who lost 50 lbs with Jenny Craig but still has a stupidly large head….that makes her look like she didn’t lose any weight on the Jenny Craig commercial…totally defeating the whole point of losing the weight…and scaring us by making us think this weightloss has made her more sexual…cuz we know it has…it always does…but the good news is that she’s still a fat pig to me…

The show stopper was that they managed to steal this human/giraffe hybrid from the lab to make an appearance…what the fuck is this thing….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Latoya Jackson

2010

17

Sep

Anja Rubik Model in Lingerie of the Day

I’ve posted Anja Rubik Nipple in the past. This may not be as exciting for you, but I like to think that sometimes implied whore behavior is more exciting than actual whore behavior….especially when it’s executed by a long, lean, decent looking pussy who escape the sex trade in Poland to be doing the sex trade in America….she just doesn’t realize it cuz they told her this is the “fashion industry”….which pays a lot better than the free abortions back home she was getting paid back home….

I don’t even know why I bother.

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2010

17

Sep

Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day

I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…

Posted in:Bianca Balti

2010

17

Sep

Sasha Grey in Some Men’s Magazine of the Day

This men’s magazine that is slowly going broke because the owner and founder is out of touch and 90 just had Sasha Grey do a pictorial for their latest issue…and I’m all for getting bitches naked and in pictures…it’s actually one of my dream jobs along with breaking the world record of most blowjobs with the most women in a given year record…but I do have a problem when the person they get naked is a fucking pornstar…and not just any pornstar…a broken home pornstar who tricked all these insecure rockers and celebrities that she’s an artist and her throat fucking porn is some statement on our society…which in and of itself annoys me because porn is porn…getting fucked on camera is getting fucked on camera and getting face fucked while a huge black dick rips your asshole open….just stems from other deeper, darker issues….the whole being goth and ironic isn’t cute or even interesting to me…so I pretty much hate this bitch….but for some reason…people are responding to her…she is getting TV roles, movie roles, and is all hype…cuz she’s really just a gutter pornstar and that’s what needs to be remembered….

There was a time this men’s magazine got girls we wanted to see naked, not girls we could google to see getting three dicks inside her at the same time…

Either way, here’s Sasha Grey and her hipster bush she’s bringing back in style, cuz it conveniently covers up her cunt scabs, but more importantly, fits her artistic, ironic, bullshit strategy, when really she’s just another Belladonna or gutter pornstar who just packaged herself proper….

Boring.

Posted in:Sasha Grey

2010

17

Sep

Coco’s Got a Sister of the Day

I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

Posted in:Coco

2010

17

Sep

Monica Cruz Does Tits Right of the Day

I like Monica Cruz. She’s got great tits.

She reminds me that life sometimes just doesn’t make sense, because you’d think as the hotter Cruz sister, she’d be the one winning Oscars, making stupid money, getting all the attention, but instead it’s her big nosed, birdfaced sister raking in all the attention, making me think that my theory on hot chicks is true, and that’s that when you’re hot, you don’t need to try as hard to get the world’s attention, you just are secure and take what comes your way….pretty much proving why most Hollywood pussy is insecure, average at best, cuz when they’re in movies or on TV, they automatically become the hot girls they wish they were.

So Penelope can have her Oscars….we all know that it’s all about Monica, or at least it should be all about Monica….

Posted in:Monica Cruz

2010

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just read on the news that some kids filmed a gang rape of a teenage girl in Vancouver and posted it on the internet…That is dumber than the time I got pulled over for drinking and told the cop I was only drinking Vodka…It takes a real fucking idiot to break the law and advertise the shit…if you have to do these things…wear a mask and pretend shit never happened…

I also just found out that I like being called sir. Some hot cashier at a store where I was picking up 4 of the same fashion magazine my busty friend I want to fuck is in, and she called me sir, and I pretty much almost came all over myself, which would have been more awkward than me buying 4 of the same magazine.

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian Sucking Ice Cream like A Pro
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Montana Fishburne Should Be a Life coach
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The Sexiest Latina Women
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Look good and you will get laid…
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Lohan Braless And See Through
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Your Rocks Off Right Now
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Amateur Babes rock the Web Cam
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Mommy Enjoys Some Outdoor Alone Time – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Distracting Sideline Reporters Ever
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Madeline Zima is 25, and Her Breasts Are FREE!
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And The Mother of the Year Award Goes To… – VIDEO
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I Still Think of That ass to Ass Scene in Requiem For a Dream When I See Jennifer Connelly
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Sasha Loooooves Playing Dress Up
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tyra Banks’Hour of Crazy of the Day – VIDEO
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Quiana Grant is a Tall, Cool Drink of Water
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Fun with a Moped – VIDEO
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The Things I Would do with a Self Serve Wine Tank
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Erin and Faye Get It On
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check Out the Tits on Miss Paris
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Valerie Works a Thong Bikini
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Julia and Sammy Get Things Heating Up
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Some Kelly Brooke is Always Good.
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The Best Drinking Games That Will HELO YOU GET LAID
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The Hottest Amateur You Will See All Day
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Frieda Pinto…Oh Maaaannn
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Alison Brie from Mad Men is Looking Good in Her Panties
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Angelina Jolie Sounds Stupid But Looks Hot In Her New Movie
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Amateur Sluts Learns How to Orgasm – VIDEO
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Some Marisa Miller Hotness Because It’s Been Awhile
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I Wanna Be All Over Naomi Campbell
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Welcome toCamp Autumn
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Two Dirty and Busty Teens on VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie Tease
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Even Persia Has Their Own Version of Richard Simmons
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Yeah Whatever. I Would Bang Stephanie Pratt Cause That’s Pretty Much All She is Good For
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And a Little Bit of Kate Hudson
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CATFIGHT Hotties Fight with a Fatty – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sophie Reade Rocks a Bikini
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Nikky Kyle Likes Things That Go Fast
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Some Eva Mendes Cleavage
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Bask in All that is Ashley
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Sep

Kate Plus 8 in Her Bikini of the Day

This is heavily photoshopped. I have seen bitches who chronically work out who have 1 kid and they don’t look this tight….This bitch had 8 fucking kids pass through her at what I assume was a few different pregnancies, but still more than fucking damaging to both a stomach but more importantly a vagina.

I know this is a combo of photoshop, tummy tucks, working out, diet pills and more photoshop….There is nothing hot, naked or not, about this miserable, annoying, overly fertile for fame and money dyke.

I know this picture is alie. I also know this bitch should be focusing her energy on raising her kids instead of nurturing her useless career….otherwise the girls in bikinis on magazines will be her daughters and maybe her sons in half asian fetish porn mags…

This whole thing is ridiculous….

Posted in:Kate Plus 8

2010

16

Sep

Chelsea Handler Topless in The Plotters of the Day

Here is an old sex scene starring Chelsea Handler in The Plotters, some movie I’ve never heard of….This clip will prove why she is a talk show host and not an actress. I am not sure what the fuck this shitty softcore porno quality awkwardness is, but it’s pretty fucking jokes….I guess her career could have gone two ways after seeing this, comedy or into hardcore porn, and I guess she made the right choice, because I don’t think she’s hot….but when the sex tape hits, I’ll be watchin’ her fuck….I’ll just make sure her obnoxious JAP voice gets put on mute…

This is probably the best joke of her career…God, it is so funnehhh…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler