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2024

21

Jun

Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress of the Day

I accidentally watched a clip about Kylie Jenner crying because people have called her ugly or a monster troll who fucked up her face like she was her dad, you know transitioning from ugly chick into science experiment porn chick…

She was literally crying on her Disney Kardashian show about cyberbullies who say mean things about her…and who have been doing that since she was 13….because she’s fucking weird looking…

If you want to make a billion dollars off retard fans you have for being a public social media figure, there are going to be people who hate you on social media, where the masses of miserable lurkers in their shitty lives congregate to either be angry at this horrible and disgusting family…or buy everything they try to sell them….

It’s the price to pay for the billions you can use to inject into the clown face…fucking baby…

Yeah, she’s weird looking, but she’s got big scary Bruce Jenner tits, probably with a biological vagina instead of an inverted dick, but you can never be too sure with these freaks…

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2024

21

Jun

Racist Cami Mendes in White Face of the Day

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I’d like to see what happens to you dear white man if you showed up to the office, school, grocery store, family functions, Oscars or Grammy Awards, or a rap music video shoot in a black version of this face mask….

But when Mendes, a Mexican does it, it’s perfectly fine…

No wonder all you white bros out there are mad about being that underserved, disrespected, second class citizen with all that white privilege. The Hollywood machine can just talk shit on you with no repercussions….but you did it to yourself dear white man…you let us all into your country for our tax dollars and workforce…

Mendes is known for being the worst cast Veronica ever, but she’s since got hot, for some reason her big clunky neck slimmed out and her tits started looking great….

I’m all for improvement, especially on racists in WHITE FACE…

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2024

21

Jun

Halle Berry Panty Flash of the Day

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A few hours ago, race baiter and cultural appropriator Halle Berry posted her version of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic white dress panty flash, because all these celebrities in that demonic celebrity cult must pay tribute to their fallen overlord the industry used and ran through…

She’s a race baiter and a cultural appropriator because she denies the fact that she’s white.

She’s found an angle to play the black chick in the Hollywood machine because she is half white and was raised white, so the Hollywood machine could count on her because she’s one of them, just darker toned.

So in every interview and every character she played, it was her artistic rendition or interpretation of a black person, which may have tricked some black people into thinking “there’s someone just like me on TV, I can give this acting thing a go”…without really understanding that she’s a white person with a mom who was into black on blonde shit before it was a porn category….

The only thing Berry has in common with the black people she plays on TV is that she’s never met her dad….OH shit, was that a racist joke? I blame the racist memes I am fed…

The real racist is Halle Berry though, she’s out here pretending she’s oppressed or understand the plight of the black man because some white kids in her middle class suburbia or her private school called her the N word in attempts to see her tits, you know lower their morale so they try to win you back with great tits…and Berry had great tits…

She’s old as shit now, so those panties may be the kind for old ladies who piss themselves, making this dramatically less hot of a post that it already was with all this racism talk…when the moral of the story is there is no race, we are all god’s people, the media just tries to manipulate and divide us with lies…

The one thing that is real is that Berry’s still whoring them tits, which may not be real…

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2024

21

Jun

Ready to Drop Porn Fetish Creator Provider Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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On this day in history, DrunkenStepfather.com came up with a brilliant concept called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…..it probably wasn’t on this day, but it was a long fucking time ago, back when she was in those Disney Movies and her marketing team presented her to the world as hot, and her wonky pre and post botched nose job face was too scary to live up to the lie, or fake its way through the lie…so I took action.

I said “you won’t lie to us the people”….I said “I will expose you for your media lies and your sorcery”…and thus began an era of calling Tisdale ugly in every single attempt she made to be hot.

She clearly got the hint, realized she wasn’t fooling anyone, barely worked, lived off her Tisdale money, probably launched a brand or something and it wasn’t all that exciting, but she became less ugly as time went on.

Through the ugly shaming, I always said that at least she was fit, because when she’s 46 and uglier, she’ll have a better body than others who are equally ugly now that they are 46…the body mattered..so I’m not alll that bad…

She has apparently got knocked up again, she is marred to some French guy and she’s producing ready to drop porn strategically and without her face in it…you know a right proper selfie for a dog face….

The ready to drop porn fetish has always thrown me off, but the idea of sex to completion and carrying another man’s kid so that she can’t get knocked up has come in handy those nights I’ve fucked pregnant crackwhores raw….I’m sure those babies didn’t make it to fruition, but I’m also sure that those crackwhores didn’t either.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2024

21

Jun

Whitney Cummings in the Worst Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

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Here’s Whitney Cummings bringing her brand of comedy to the internet. The new enough geriatric mom and comedic icon, if women can be comedic icons, I’m not of the school of thought where girls can’t be comedic geniuses, I just think the ones who make it to the top of the food chain are usually not the funniest ones, but rather the ones who try too hard to be funny. Same probably applies to comedian dudes, but I’ve never met a comedian dude, but I’d assume they aren’t as funny as they think they are….

So yeah, try hard Cummings with her sex jokes that worked because she was hot enough to pull them off, which in the world of comedy doesn’t require her needing to be all that hot, it’s more the bargain basement bin of girls who want to be famous and don’t want to do porn, if they want to pay rent, they best make people laugh by saying uncomfortable things, or doing uncomfortable things…

It landed her a bunch of TV shows, made her stupid rich and now that she doesn’t need to make it, her efforts are clearly fucking weak because she’s an out of touch old timer and they can be….

So she’s in a bikini, over some flesh colored shorts and a turtle neck and this is flawed from a jerk off perspective.

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2024

21

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties may not be thongs, but there is more fabric to soil and to the panty fetishist that’s not that bad of a thing, the more panty surface area and coverage, the better….

Full Back Panties got a bad reputation when big underwear needed to shame a certain style for its comfort and thus lack of sex appeal, pegging it the granny panty, the period panty, the sweat suit of panty….because there was a time you weren’t allowed to wear sweat suits in public, you’d look like a retard drooling in his retard helmet….and velcro shoes….

But that era is over, we’ve taken ownership on the full back panties and here’s a bunch of girls feeling empowered and supporting the cause.

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2024

21

Jun

Miki Hamano is the Instagram Of The Day

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Miki Hamano is a Japanese model and actress who has worked with a ton of brands….

She likely started out rich, from the HAMANO family of SUSHI makers or some kind of electronics or some other Japanese shit….only to come to America where she’s worked with tons of other brands like Kim Kardashian underwear SKIMS, Rihanna Underwear Fenty, other underwear called Honey Birdette and Lounge….GIRL strips down.

There is no word on whether she sells her panties in vending machines, but her heritage would make me think it’s an option…and despite being a high class model on social media, she still has the look of a girl you’d buy in Southeast Asia for 20 dong to shit on…and there’s something lovely in that.

I mean busty Japanese girl…that’s some World War 2 winning ammo cuz that wins all of us over….if only they knew at the time.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

21

Jun

Katy Perry is Using them Titties for Attention Hard of the Day

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Katy Perry has been marketed as having some kind of sex appeal thanks to having a set of decent sized tits…

The issue is the rest of her was clunky, including her cankles, but more importantly her dance moves, which for most people killed the sex appeal.

You see, they like to posture men as these half retard apes who see tits and go “ughhh tits” and then jerk off, which is not fully off base, tits are great to look at and are often enough.

However, to say a chick has sex appeal because of her tits, rather than just say “there’s a chick with tits”.

While for the sex appeal we need seduction, non awkward, cerebral, not annoying seduction but if we can’t have that, give us the tits.

My theory is Katy Perry at 40 years old realizes she’s got another tour in her, seeing how easy Taylor Swift gamed celebrity not realizing that Taylor Swift did that by being relatable to girls everywhere, rather than just being some loud mouth cunt, because it takes cerebral manipulation…..not just cheap side-show stunts that people notice for a second and move on.

So yeah, saw Taylor make all this money, felt she could too because of her ego, will ideally fail hard like J.Lo, but she’s bringing out the big guns to hustle it.

Never has the granny been so. out there and obvious with the tits, like a last ditch effort divorcee on a Cruise for a family wedding, just trying to get a little male attention or a fuck.

It’s cheap, it’s easy, and I’ll look at her curated tits, but can assure you they aren’t that great and that they are a sign of PURE desperation, knowing her shit may fail.

FINGERS CROSSED….because if it does fail, MORE nudity will happen and even if you don’t find this cankle clunker hot, she’s better off naked. They all are.

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2024

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The other day I did a rant on how the accessibility of Air Conditioning has been terrible for my voyeurism and perving.

Girls aren’t dying of heat in the apartments, forcing them to layout topless in the park.

There was an era when the AC was too expensive for the average person, now that shit is everywhere, even amongst the granola fucks who cry about climate change….

As it turns out, I spoke too soon, because in this braless era in fashion, hanging out in an air conditioned grocery store, ideally the dairy aisle, comes with steady fucking nipple….

So as long as the grocery store’s not kicking you out for jerking off through your pocket next to the yogurt, you know doing your own kind of milking yogurt…air conditioning is our friend….like I am your friend…hi friend.

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Very awkward moments with funny commentary by the Ozzy Man
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Old man does backflips in front of people and pranks them
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10 Tips to Help People Prone to Depression
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Man pranks people by reading books with embarrassing titles
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You’re Looking The Wrong Way
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Emily Ratajkowski Strips Down in the Movie Theatre!
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Snake prank in public scares people
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Fake dog bark prank compilation
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Heidi Klum’s White Out!
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Sexy Women’s Feet
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Olympic Running Dream Alica Schmidt Training!
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Claire Kittle’s Pool Party Red Dress!
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10 Items Every Guy Should Own!
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Bebe Rexha Hits the Beach and Hits Back at Those Who Call Her Fat!
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Chloe Bailey Sizzles in Black Lingerie
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25 Things That Are Worth The High Price You Pay
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Camila Cabello Thick in Tiny Shorts!
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Went For A Ride (GIF)
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Claudia Romani’s Beach Thong-splosion: Jaw-Dropping Booty & Boobs on Display!
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WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE MASTURBATING
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Sian Gabbidon See Through at Fallout Screening!
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Man aggressively stares at gang members in the hood and then gives them $1,000
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Christen Harper at the Pool!
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Vanna on the Dutch Coast!
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Dakota Johnson’s Wardrobe Malfunction!
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Natalia Garibotto in a bikini on her beach holiday in Ibiza
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Some of the most cruel yet genius Japanese pranks
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Barbara Palvin – “For Love & Lemons” shoot
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12 People Who Endured Horrifyingly Disgusting Experiences
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Paige Spiranac Golfs!
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Anne Hathaway – Seen out in New York
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Brooks Nader – Seen out in Paris
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Masters of Light Swarovski exhibition in Milan
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Kim Kardashian – In one of her sKam outfits leaving a Supermarket
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Keira Knightley – On vacation in the South of France
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Jodie Comer – Seen out in New York
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Loren Gray – How to Build a Brand panel during Collision 2024 in Toronto
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BABY GOT BACK
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Luba Cherisova On Red Wednesday Zishy
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AMATEUR FLESH: PEARL
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Ileana Burgos Nude in the Shower!
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Amelia Gray Hamlin Nude in CR Fashion Book!
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Jenni Noble The Busty World Of Jenni Noble Scoreland
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Mor Dimri and Roni Nathanel topless in episodes 2 and 3 of The Truth
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Parking Lot Heroes
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Hottest User on Reddit: QueenLivia00
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Uncensored & Unfiltered: Tove Lo Flaunts Her Boobs in Steamy Topless Shoot!
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Baby Gemini in Sexy Underwear!
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Objectionable Porn That Shouldn’t Exist
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They Are Nice Though
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Threesome! (GIF)
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Famous youtuber in premium nudes and sextapes
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Overfuck Tracer
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Nurse Actually Does It
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POP in the Mirror!
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Liberation and Individuality: Embracing Your True Self in Heavy Fetish
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Nicky XXX: A Date With Gloria (Sex Game)
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The nudity in Bloody Johann (2024)
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Sex Toy Fucker!
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Street hooker fuck for the job
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Elana Bunnz I Think This Is Yours Secrets
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Love Tap (GIF)
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Animal In Me
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Girlfriend doesn’t even take of her underwear
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Outdoor Patio Fuck!
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2024

20

Jun

Big Tit Small Ass Leni Klum in a Bikini

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Heidi Klum’s illegitimate child Leni Klum has stupid tits, stupid in a good way tits….

They may not be her real tits, because when you’re mother is rich and vain and knows the power of big tits because she spent her life half naked as a seductress….

She may have high standards for the person she shat out of her, based on her own vanity, so like Cindy Crawford before her, she underfed her kid, offered her all the procedures she could want all while teaching her how to manipulate men into getting what she wants from them with her tits…it’s an old family recipe…from the Holocaust era like the Goulash recipe….

I like to believe they are real because she has everything she wants from being spoiled from the guilt of her mother having an illegitimate child…but even girls with everything like fake tits.

It’s all so confusing, but check out those heavy handed, full tits….