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2010

11

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy Tits are Not Looking Their Best of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is boring. I don’t care about this recent scandal alcohol bracelet scandal like she was Andy Dick. It’s a good 5 years too late for me cuz over the past 5 years she’s pretty much got herself into everything, from the medicine cabinet to the manliest irrelevant DJ Rich Kid pussy in Hollywood…the only thing the bitch hasn’t done is invited us into see her getting fucked while drunk and high from the various men and women she has let inside her, so as far as I am concerned until that happens this sloppy, aging, boring, cunt is pretty much dead to me….unless she shows off her floppy tits a little better than this fat chick hustle she’s pulling in these pics…in which case I’ll get won over again…not because I am a fratboy with a fratboy mentality…but because I am a dude and dudes by default are blinded by tit no matter who they belong to or what they look like……

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

11

Jun

Why aren’t these Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I don’t like Katy Perry. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t think she even has a decent body. I actually find her and her FARTS pretty fucking disgusting….along witht he rest of her sloppy pig self…

I just figure since Lady Gaga was in her underwear at a Baseball Game , Katy Perry would have stepped up her fucking game and intentionally flashed some panty, you know since Lady Gaga is her biggest rival and she does everything she can to stay as noticed and relevant as she can…it’s on some catty competitive level only teenage girls probably care about…since most adult men like to ignore ugly chicks makin’ noise and whining about each other…unless those ugly girls are Jello wrestling at a dive bar…in which case two ugly girls equal one hot girl and it is ok to get turned on. Simple Maths…

I don’t actually want to see what is going on up her skirt…actually who am I kidding…of course I wanna see her cunt…and her her tits….I wanna see every girl’s cunt and tits and I am working on getting pictures of Katy Perry’s cause apparently, Katy Perry was a bad girl when she was rebelling against the church she was raised in and that shit is circulating the internet hard…but until that happens…someone needs to email me these pics from a better angle…cuz I guess my instinct to hunt and gather pussy pics outweighs my hatred for the person the pussy is attached to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

11

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Homewreckin’ Ass Getting Checked Out of the Day

I don’t know if the dude holding the door open for her is checking her ass out because like me, he takes every chance he gets to check out ass, whether it is good or bad…or if dude is looking at it trying to figure out if it belongs on a man or a woman, but I do know that his wife better watch out, cuz of LeAnn Rimes and her cowboy pussy decide that she likes him, it’s pretty much guaranteed to wreck some home, breaks some hearts, cause misery and depression for a mother forced to raise her children alone, when her “soulmate” ran off with some tacky country singing harlot, cuz LeeAnn Rimes always gets what she wants, and likes it better when it involves destroying other people’s lives. She’s considerate like that.

Here is her dumpy, manly, offensive, home-wrecking body – in a sweatsuit like she was the poor kid in your Elementary school who couldn’t afford jeans…..not that you care…and really either do I and I haven’t figured out why I started with these pics today…but assume it has to do with drinking so hard last night that I am surprised I even woke up at all.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2010

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl from my stepLINKS header pic emailed me asking me where I got the picture of her playing with a dildo from….and she was actually very cool about shit, which made me happy, because usually people get emotionally about the shit and threaten to ruin me, even though I know they don’t have a case and I just laugh at them, ruining all chances of getting them to re-enact their picture in my bedroom for me or some shit, but in this case, there’s hope and while I work on seducing her, here are my stepLINKS featuring a new stepLINKS girl who has no ideal I’ve put her picture on the internet, let’s hope she never finds out, but if she does, that she puts out….


January Jones is Doing the Walk of Shame. Hot.
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The Toay Show Likes the Word CUNT Almost as Much as I Do – VIDEO
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Because Sluts Really Are a Dime a Dozen, Give or Take a Couple of Dimes
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Yeah, I Got a Real Thing For Ashley Green
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Adrienne Curry’s Slutty Twit-Pics
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Ultimate Guide to Sexy World Cup Fans
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The 10 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MMA Fighters
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It’s Leelee Sobieskis Birthday, So Here She is Naked
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OBAMA VERSUS THE TERMINATOR
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Taylor Swift Is Looking Good With Straight Hair
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Feast Your Eyes on Victoria’s Secret Hotties 24 Hours a Day
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I’d Take Moobs Over Lady Gaga’s Tucked Away Penis Any Day
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Secretary Type Gets Naked in Public – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj Needs a Bra, Cause By the Looks of Things, The Milk’s Gone Bad
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Julianne Hough is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Homemade Zipline Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones Loses Her Her Neon Green Bikini
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Mya Jane is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Britney’s Sloppy Summertime Cleavage
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Rihona and Her Vibrator
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Looking Tasty
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Strange Japanese Fetish Video of the Day
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Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Today
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Donald Trump May Fire Lindsay Lohan, Amazing
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Sammie is Fucking Nikita With a Strap On – VIDEO
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Helena Mattsson Poses For Maxim – VIDEO
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Celeb Hotties at the Whitney Museum Art Party
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Gotta Love Wild Party Sluts
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Masturbating Teen Caught with a Spycam
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Jessica Biel Gets Leggy On Regis And Kelly
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The 25 Funniest “For Sale” Signs Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sarah Palin May Have Implants, I Wonder is the Republicans Paid for Those Too
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Hayden Panettiere Just Because
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Crackhead Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sam Cooke and Her Nude Photoshoot
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Penny Loses Her Bathrobe
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The Old “Somebody Spilled A Drink On My Leg” Excuse
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And MORE Sexy Fans of the World Cup Nations
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Cassie Could Ride Me Like She Rides That Motorcycle All Day Long
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Follow Me, I’ll Never Do You Wrong
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Mom Body is Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Sure, Heidi Klum has had a ton of kids with various men, including a black man…and she’s German and Germans do all kinds of weird shit during sex, when they aren’t trying to kill off the Jews, like shitting on each other and other fun things times…making her all the more interesting….but I still like to remember her as one of the hottest pussies to ever make it in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…

Sure she’s boxier, older and has a lot of kids and a wrecked pussy, but she’s still Heidi Klum and that’s always a pretty good thing…here she is stripped down for GQ…

Posted in:GQ|Heidi Klum

2010

10

Jun

Danielle Staub Shitty Sex Tape with No Sex Pics of the Day

This seems to be a sex tape that has no sex in it and really I don’t care about this one at all…not that I really care about any of them….but I like to make sex tapes part of my job…not that I really have a job, but you get what I am saying…

This bitch is so irrelevant that watching her old, disgusting, fake tit body naked is not really worth the energy or time. Sure I appreciate the idea of her getting naked on camera for attention, so that she becomes a household name, since her shitty TV show she was on didn’t make that happen, considering even I didn’t know who she was before this….

She shoulda done this before she became this and that’s really all I have to say about that…..just be happy there’s no pussy pics out yet…cuz I don’t even want to imagine what kind of mess that shit looks like…even though you kinda need pussy for a sex tape to be a sex tape…even if that pussy looks broke like Chyna, Shauna Sand and even Kendra Wilkinson…

So here are some pics…I am just posting cuz I want to bring home the point that this bitch is disgusting but also that shitty implants are scary….

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

10

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some stupid shit going on in our stupid world, but the Greatest Story of the Day is the update on woman trying to reach 1000lbs cuz the whole concept behind this is insane to begin with…Only in New Jersey….

Here is some of the other ridiculousness going on….cuz the world we live in can be pretty fucking funny…

Dallas Woman Tries to Rip Off Security Guards Testicles at Home Depot

AZ Man Caught Having Intimate Relationship with Vacuum

Man Arraigned for Groping Girls on Field Trip While Drunk

VA Man Busted for Secretly Taping Teens at Post-Prom Party
A camera was hidden in a changing room that teens were told to use a a prom post-party in the home of Virginia’s Craig Dykstra….The internet and technology is making people do pretty amazing things…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

10

Jun

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian, she’s fat, sloppy and looks a lot like a dude, but luckily she has a fat ass that people go nuts over, even if the shit is strapped up to look the way it does, as I know many fat assed women and without the Spanx, shit looks like a horror movie, but whatever I’ll let you like the low grade pussy you like because really it makes no difference in my life whether you are a closet case or not….I just know that I definitely don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian in a see thru shirt, because thanks to the internet, I can see her getting fucked by a negro who pissed on her, not that I am really into that kind of thing, in fact I hate it cuz it is the reason she is famous now…but it’s better than her in a shitty see through shirt…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2010

10

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Fuck you Amanda Seyfried for being such a fucking let down….so much potential has gone to waste, but the good news is that I can always watch her video clip from her recent lesbian sex scene in Chloe ….cuz her acting self is better than her real self. I guess this cunt is just like any other whore and needs to get paid to be naked and willing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this picture of Miley Cyrus or where it is fun but apparently she’s prepping for some photoshoot, and I don’t really care, because I’m impressed with her hustle…

Seriously, I like whatever it is that she is doing with her career, no matter how obvious or text book it is, cuz really a half naked Miley Cyrus at 17, is better than one taking the traditional country route for the Christians, cuz not only is Christianity an outdated theology, but it’s also boring as fuck….

I’ve never even liked Miley. I used to find her ugly, boring and I’d tease her sexual relationship with Disney Execs that made her millions, supporting her young whore attitude, without actually knowing whether she was actually a whore or if that was just fantasy cuz she was so prude and boring….but now, I know and I guess you always did, cuz you’re a fucking dirtbag who has been deprived of teen pussy cuz the USA doesn’t like that shit, while Canada and the UK does…maybe you should move.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Through