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2010

06

Jul

Marisa Miller is the Earth’s Sexiest Woman of the DAy

I know people who work at these magazines and these lists and titles they come up with are all bullshit. There is no actual science, voting, logic behind this shit, they just write it and idiots believe it, but I don’t really care because I like seeing bitches doing any physical labor, especially when they have amazing bodies that, espeically when those amazing bodies are half naked, it is the kind of shit that just numbs me and makes me forget how annoying these asshole magazines are…and I guess they’ve figured out the magic formula to brainwash men everywhere and I’m pretty sure it didn’t take a team of experts for that…but I guess for today I’m glad it happened…especially since they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so that it didn’t look as haggard as a 40 year old ex stripper with a coke problem….like it normally does…

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2010

06

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day

I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things….

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China….

And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile…

That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read…

Pics via Fame

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2010

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Anyone who reads this site will know that I hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I hate Lara Stone, because both of this bitches don’t have any real business being known, and aren’t really known, cuz no one I know has ever heard of either of them, but for some reason, they both send out lawyers letters everytime a motherfucker posts pictures of them on their honeymoon, or getting eaten out by some midget billionaire like some weird sex circus act, and whenever I get threatened to get sued, I get angry…cuz when you are a low level fame whore who chose that life, you should be thanking anyone who notices you jumping up and down in the corner with your tits hanging out like the fat kid in school eager to not be the last pick for the kickball game at recess, if you know what I mean….

Either way, here are her old fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Jul

Katy Perry Does Esquire Video of the Day

As the unofficial Katy Perry fan site who can’t stand Katy Perry’s songs, performance, persona, body, attitude, voice, boyfriend, fashion sense, dancing skills, look, haircut, ankles, ass and pretty much everything else there is about her, but can appreciate her big ol’ tits, I have no choice but to post this video of her from her Esquire shoot….

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2010

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am glad it was the July 4th weekend because I was actually planning on posting on the site but one thing lead to another and next thing you know I’m running away from some slut who caught me taking pics of her tanning in the park…and I’m not much of a runner, especially in extreme heat.

So next thing you know her boyfriend is bugging out cuz him and all his meathead friends don’t see the humor in me videotaping his chick half naked so I just got home now…..so I got a day off without planning on taking one, but I guess I’m the last person who needs one, cuz entire life is pretty much a fucking vacation even when I update my stupid site that sucks the life out of me for two ungrateful readers….

And here are today’s steplinks from sites who were less lazy and adventurous than me today….

Alicia Keys is Falling – VIDEO
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Because I’d Be Real Fucking Surprised If You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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Now That’s a Sexy Redhead – VIDEO
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Hot Girls Whose Tits Are So Big They Can’t See Their Feet
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The 10 Biggest Partiers in Sports
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Commando Bikini Girl Hotness
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James Bond Girl Eva Green is Naked
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Wig or No Wig, I’d Still Bang Raquel Welch
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So Here’s What Jessica Simpson and Her Tits Have Been Up To
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Brandi is Doing a Cam Dance – VIDEO
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Gues What She’s Shoving Up Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Rihanna Versus Beyonce, Take Your Pick
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Meet Pania Rose
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Cat Fiiiiiiight! – VIDEO
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Small Girl, Big Vagina
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Drama at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Well Hey There Gloria
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Miley Grabbing Her Crotch And Doing Other Adult Things
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Candace and AJ Get Their Lesbian On
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Bangable
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Irina Sheik In Lingerie
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A Little Bit of Halle Berry
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Russian Spy Anna Chapman is Topless, Sort Of
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Kayden Kross’s Pajama Party
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Gisele Bundchen – VIDEO
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I Love an Asian Hottie
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Check Out Marketa Belonoha
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Busty Teen Gets Naked on the Web Cam
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Katy Perry’s Insane Cleavage is a Good Distraction From Her Face
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TV Hat? Really? Is This Where We’re At?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Argentina vs Brazil, Painted Hotties
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Anishya Sue Reyes is Fucking Hot
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25 Videos to Celebrate America
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And Another Chick Fight – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Moss Action
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Lupe is Busting Out of Her Bikini
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How To Be “Macho Man” Randy Savage: A Practical Guide
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Models Convinced To Show Boobs (Yay!)
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Remember America Is Only Good for The Sluts It Breeds
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2010

05

Jul

Anna Faris and Chris Evans Naked on Set of the Day

They are saying these pictures of Anna Faris on set are of a body double, but I don’t think Anna Faris is the caliber of actor pussy that gets a body double in the budget, you know since her career is based on her being the talentless chick they hire cuz guys want to fuck her, the hot chick who can’t act but who has good cleavage and looks like a pornstar who “got away”, and really who cares who the pictures are of, there’s a naked flat ass pulling down her panties and that always works for me no matter who is doing it whether bitch is awake, asleep, alive or not….


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2010

03

Jul

Possible Katy Perry Naked Pics of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Katy Perry, but her fat hips make me think it is….and since my site is the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I’m gonna post the shit…..cuz as the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I know that there are pictures of Katy Perry circulating of her naked, getting titty fucked, getting fucked, etc. She was a bad girl rebelling from her Jesus loving family and that works for me…what doesn’t work for me is everything else about her, cuz she fucking sucks, except maybe her tits…cuz her tits are pretty alright….leaving me confused as hell…

I do want to thank my girl Tassia on Twitter for sending this to me while I was out drinking and otherwise would have waited til tuesday to post the shit after the story was stale and expired….Cuddles…

Happy 4th of July…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is July 4th Weekend, that means no one is on the fucking computer, which also means I shouldn’t bother posting these links and that I should be out there trying to touch visiting American pussy, unfortunately I already have a fat wife, and I’m not interested in more fast food, high fructose corn syrup pig women…no offense America….Stay patriotic, kill terrorists, support your troops and click on my stepLINKS….

Some Playboy Twin in a Thong Bikini Publicity Stunt For July 4th
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If Joe Francis Can Land a Babe Like This, There May Be Hope For You Yet
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Because the Easiest Kind of Sluts Are Found on the Web
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Karissa Shannon’s All-American Bikini Pictures
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America is Awesome – PHOTO
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Because Your Constant Masterbating Always Ends in Tears
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England Football Star Joe Cole’s Sexy Wife Carly Zucker
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20 Worst Fireworks FAILS
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Amy Weber Is A Former WWE Diva With Great Tits
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There’s Something I Hate ABout Reese Whithersponn
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Brandi Does a Sam Dance
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Fisting Video of the Day – VIDEO
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According to Lohan, Some Waitress Punched Her in the Face, But I Think We All Know That’s a Lie
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Guy Gets Arresting for Raping – Wait for It – a Cop Car
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A Little Ashley Green to Kick Off the Weekend
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17 People in a Port O Potty
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Well Hey Alexis
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Roxanne Olin Braless Pokies
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Denise and Mandy Get It On – VIDEO
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Daryl Hannah Gives Us a BITCH PLEASE Moment of the Day
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Sophie Turner and Her Tits Are Out for a Jog
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Crystal Klein is in a Bikini
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A Little Bit of Kelly Brooke
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How Hilarious Would It Be If Jay Leno Got Canned?
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sophie Fucks Her Tight Pussy – VIDEO
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Brooke Burns Will Make Your Day Better
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Amber Rose is Completely Insane and I Love It
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Playmate Motherload Throwback
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Marisa Miller Is The Planet’s Sexiest Girl Next Door
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20 Pictures That Prove America Rules
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A Little Christina Hendricks
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Lookin Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Lohan is Getting Sued
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Best Fails of June 2010 Collection – VIDEO
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Colette Lays Out on the Fur
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Rachel Zoe is the Walking Dead
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Hot Blonde Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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7 More Celebrity Pornstar Lookalikes
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Some Chick WHo Dates Black Dudes Showing Off Her Ass
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2010

02

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some weirdness going on in the news…to remind us that life is worth living….cuz shit is fucking jokes…

San Antonio Man Holds Girl He Wants to Date Hostage

Some Wardrobe Malfunctions I Couldn’t Jerk Off To on So You Think You Can Dance….

Yankees Fan Takes Foul Ball to Face

“Twilight Virus” Infecting Computers World Wide and It’s Not From Kristen Stewart’s Ghetto Vagina…

Detroit Strip Club Ordered Closed for Underage Dancers

Dog bites teen’s face in Texas, No charges filed

King Tut Had Underdeveloped Genitalia

Teens Using Nutmeg to Get High

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