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2010

Jun

Taylor Swift in a Weird Fucking Bikini of the Day

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I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is today’s news…cuz the world we live in is pretty fucking weird….

Free Concert for HIV Testing in Dallas

Memphis Woman Arrested for Short Skirt

“Hungry” thief busted after big brawl

A corrections officer has been put on administrative leave after posing nude for Playboy magazine

A Mississippi man just out of prison, positive for hepatitis C, bit a bus driver and spit his own blood at police

Good Times….

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2010

Jun

Russell Brand Poses With Girls in Bikinis Like He’s Not a Queer of the Day

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I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses.

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2010

Jun

Lady Gaga Still Does Baseball Games in her Underwear of the Day

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The good thing about being Lady Gaga is all the money she is making and attention she is getting when she spent her life being the person no one spoke to all her life.

The bad thing about being Lady Gaga is knowing that even when she shows up places in her underwear, something that will get anyone attention if they were to try to pull it off in their life, no one gives a fuck. It’s not hot. It’s expected. She looks disgusting and no matter what stunt she does or how much money she makes doing it, no one will really care cuz she isn’t hot….

So she proved ugly girls can make it, if their target market is gay, but it is official that anything she does, she will be ignored…meaning her career is exhausted and the end is near and that’s some great news cuz a body like this attached to a face like this deserves to be taken out back and shot before it scares the other kids….something her parents failed on doing. Assholes.

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2010

Jun

Ginger Spice Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some possibly staged pictures of Ginger Spice on vacation, even though her life is a vacation since she doesn’t do anything anymore and just lives off the stupid money she made being a Spice Girl, but I guess doing nothing on a Yacht is different than doing nothing in your mansion wherever that mansion may be. Either way, she’s living a pretty good fucking life.

She’s on the yacht picking her ass, she’s on a Jet Ski showing ass and she’s in an orange bikini at some nudist beach…when she should be fucking naked, because that’s what nude beaches are for, but I guess she didn’t feel like unleashing the mom pussy lip mess to the paparazzi…but instead decided to stare at other retired mom pussy, that I guess you’d call Grandma Pussy, since most nudists are 85 years old.

Either way, her body looked tight enough with all things considered and her tits were pretty solid and even if it was a disgusting mess I’d still post the shit, cuz the Spice Girls brought me a few orgasms back before I had internet but I did have music television…

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2010

Jun

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Whore Pussy Like Her Porno Didn’t Launch Her Career of the Day

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I prefer when pussy does the Miley Cyrus and gets out of the car with purpose and that purpose is to be exposed for all to see….especially when the purpose of the whore pussy to begin with was to be exposed for all to see…that’s what launched the pussy’s mainstream career cuz she filmed a porno that involved an unprotected black cock violating it…a porno that everyone saw because it was marketed as a “sex tape” and not some weird mixed race fetish shit it actually was…a porno that allowed her to leverage the buzz and establish herself with the help of Ryan Seacrest, who is apparently a hero to pornstars who pretend they aren’t pornstars…by giving them legit shows that people buy actually watch…despite it having little to no substance….

So she can pretend that she’s not the whore we all know she is cuz over the years as her face has morphed into a man and her gut caught up with her fat ass, she’s developed some integrity, or maybe she knows leaving her a sloppy fucking pig pussy in the bag is best for all parties involved.

Either way, I’d rather see cunt than no cunt, no matter what trash that cunt is stapled onto….

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2010

Jun

Britney Spears Sloppy Legs of the Day

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I may hate fat chicks, but I love me some fat thighs. Actually, I don’t…but what the fuck do you expect with pictures of Britney Spears in shorts, you know since she’s sloppy as fuck and has been the last 5 years. I know people like to say that all girls have cellulite, and that it’s just a hormonal thing women have cuz they need the extra fat to support a healthy pregnancy or some bullshit that fat chicks invented, cuz I know I’ve seen my fair share of bitches with eating disorders, who I like to think have their values in place, and their skin never falls off the fuckin’ bone like the meat on some slow cooked ribs…and maybe that’s the missing link to why black dudes like fat chicks…cuz it reminds them of their chicken and ribs….and black dudes love their BBQ…and apparently so does Britney Spears.

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2010

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Posts Tits on Twitter for Followers of the Day

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I like the twitter strategy of staying relevant by posting pictures of yourself slutting out as hard as you can…even if these pictures of Aubrey O’Day aren’t slutting out as hard as she can, because she has done Playboy and I have seen her naked fake tits and so did a lot of other people, making me think that the next step in slutting should naturally be her recreating a birthing scene using her tie-dyed dog as the newborn baby crawling out of her cunt…..

If you like fake tits in a bikini to get twitter followers, then you’ll like this….but I just find it as desperate as her attempt to turn herself black cuz she knows she’s fat and likes food and black dudes dig that trashy fat shit…especially when it was born white…

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2010

Jun

Miley Cyrus Pussy Flash of the Day

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I run a pretty dirty site…at least that’s why people who refuse to link my site and/or advertise on my site say. They say that I am porn, despite the fact anyone who jerks off to this site has some seriously issues and should be locked up cuz getting off to clothed chicks is the kind of sexual dysfunction that could get a motherfucker arrested living normal everyday life when forced to see girls dressed everytime they leave their house…

The most I do is flashes, cleavage and hard nipples of sluts who aren’t in porn, but might as well be, since they sold their whore pussies to get where they are in the entertainment industry.

The only thing “dirty” about my site…is that I don’t censor nipple and pussy flashes but that isn’t porn content…that’s just girls being girls and I don’t see anything porno about girl parts..except when it is on a 17 year old and my site is on the FBI radar for being a risky site because it is called DrunkenStepfather.com and implies I molest my stepdaughters….cuz I want to fuck them and their friends…but I don’t want to go to jail…

Miley and her sloppy, almost chunky body performed at some bullshit awards and showed off some pubic area. She’s been into flashing her cunt lately, and apparently you don’t get arrested for posting it, at least Perez Hilton didn’t, so I figure I’m not going to be the person they make an example of, and I’ll just link out to my homie who has it on his site …not cuz I want to bring him down…but because I don’t want to bring myself down…especially since I don’t have a legal team and historically I always get fucked when my friends and I do bad things…while they all get off…

Speaking of getting off, follow this link of Miley’s bald pussy area…but view at your own risk cuz I don’t know if it is legal GO

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2010

Jun

Annalynne McCord and Her Sister Flash Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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NIPPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!! NIPPLLES!!!!!! I am freaking the fuck out here cuz I see fucking NIPPLES…..and I love FUCKING nipples, even when the NIPPLES belong to useless, barely famous, pieces of shit attention whore cunts…like the McCord sisters….

I am only posting these pictures cuz bitch is in a bikini and I love when bitches get in fucking bikinis, especially when the paparazzi think they are important enough to take pictures of, even if they aren’t important at all and as far as I am concerned Annalynne McCord is a fucking nobody and the fact that I know her or her latch on sister’s name is more of a joke than anything….

See I get the bitch is on a TV show that will be off the air soon as fuck and I get she milked her fame by doing staged bikini pics like this to stay relevant and all that other textbook shit for someone with no real talent or vision, but I don’t get how her sister worked herself into the equation and how her sister is more famous than her, when her sister actually does nothing…

See I get that her only friend is her sister because everyone else can’t fucking stand her.. and that her sister wants to ride the celebrity wave as much as she can but I don’t get why Annalynne McCord is known, so it is beyond me why her sister is…

It’s like if Annalynne is not famous enough for people to care who she is or what she is doing cuz she is only on a stupid show no one watches…so her sister is even less relevant than the irrelevant….and I guess the sister is just the sacrificial lamb Annalynne uses to get noticed in a “Show your nipple or I am sending you back to mom and dad in the small down we are from…show your nipple or your lifeline is fucking cut, cunt”….kinda way…

This makes me lose all confidence in the whole hollywood celebrity game…not that I had any confidence in it…but I am just trying to make a point and that point is that I like bitches in bikinis, whether they are worth looking at in bikinis or not…whether they are a somebody or a nobody, whether they are my neighbor’s 18 year old daughter and her friends this past weekend or not, whether the bitch on TV, or a bitch who doesn’t deserve to be on TV but there’s a lot of TV programming hours to fill with all those cable channels that pretty much anyone can make it….or not…

Here are Annalynne and Angel McCord polluting our lives more than they already have…with their retarded looking faces…..showing off some nipple…trading bikinis and doing what it takes to get noticed…

Wow…that was a long post and I have no idea why…

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