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2010

25

May

Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is….

I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits,

There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Sloppy

2010

25

May

Jersey Shore in their Bikinis Bring a Minute of Calm of the Day

While you slave at work for the man or slave at home for your cunt wife or parents who you still live with because you are a chronic masturbating loser or a slave to the system cuz of your credit card debt that your unemployed ass can’t pay, these pigs are riding thru life without a worry, living the good life, on a free permantent vacation, just acting like useless garbage and not hiding the fact they are useless garbage, because America loves useless garbage, maybe because it distract them from the real issues in life or maybe because you are all a bunch of morons, cuz the USA is a trashcan of culture and Jersey Shore are the figureheads…..

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but these twats always look the same level of sloppy no matter what they are wearing, I just know they are in their bikinis and feel like that they are the ultimate fuck you to our shitty lives, so that’s why they bring this minute of calm…before we all collectively jump off the fucking bridge.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikinis|Jersey Shore

2010

25

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them…..

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2010

25

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

25

May

Jackee Harry’s Fat Tits in a Corset in Public of the Day

Sometimes I like when girls wear lingerie out in public like it was outerwear….sometimes I don’t.
Sometimes I like when bitches show off their big as fuck tits….sometimes I don’t….usually when the big tits are attached to big bellies caused by menopause and having a bunch of kids…

I don’t know who Jackee Harry is, but if I was her grandson, I’d ask her to keep the lingerie for the bedroom, cuz no on wants to see this shit, except maybe me and a bunch of other perverts, cuz shit’s better than nothing, even if it is horrible and painful to watch, cuz we celebrate even the most digusting pussy cuz it is still pussy…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat Tits|Jackee Harry

2010

25

May

Kate Hudson’s Little Implants of the Day

I don’t know about this Kate Hudson implant bullshit. I mean it would make sense because she’s aging weird and tits are a great distraction from face and since she was always flat chested as fuck, implants were the only solution, but if she did get implants, they are probably the smallest fucking implants ever implanted in a bitch, you know implants from the cancer ward for girls who had their boobs amputated but wanted to come home with the same small bra size, not implants made to distract from a bitch’s face, I mean look at these pictuers, her arm is thicker than her tits and she’s wearing a bra, something no girls with implants do, so I’m going to say if she got implants it was a waste of money like the stripper I knew who got implants and died from an infection 3 days later before ever putting them to use…..and here she is filming one of her shitty movies…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Implants|Kate Hudson

2010

25

May

Rihanna Impersonator Grabs her Pussy of the Day

Her name is Alexandra Imelda Cecelia Ewan Burke. She is a singer who won X Factor. She is from the UK and he does a mean Rihanna impersonation on stage.

I’ve never listented to her music, partially because I never heard of her before today, but also because I don’t really care for music from the UK, mainly because Virgin Radio launched in Canada and every week they have a UK hour direct from the UK and I had never heard songs that bad in my life prior to listening to that show, it was like for every song I’d say “How the fuck did that get made, let alone get on the fucking radio”….

But as long as bitch is slutting out and flashing her 21 year old black ass on stage, I’ll pay attention, no matter how much her performance is based on watching Rihanna DVDs, mainly because black chicks don’t like me and that makes me want them more, especially the black chick in my building who my wife told me attacked her, cuz my wife is a racist, and who I decided to threaten at 5 am with a kitchen knife in hand, screaming some pretty horrible things, thanks to being totally fucking wasted, which turns out is not a good way to make friends, or to taste the sweet black berry….not that i know the taste of the black berry is sweet…I’m a failure in that fetish…along with pretty much all aspects of life…but you don’t want to hear about that….but maybe you do wanna see more of this bitch….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alexandra Burke|UK Popstar

2010

25

May

PETA’s Slutty Protesters of the Day

Here are a couple of useless nobody sluts protesting the bear fur used in the UK on their guards, unless you cosider the former “Lara Croft” model Lucy Clarkson and her sidekick Victoria Eisermann, useful….which I guess they kind of are, you know trying to make a difference by getting body painted to stir up some noise and hopefully make a difference, but after staring at these pictures the last 15 minuts, I realized they are wearing some nipple covers and they aren’t flashing their asses, so they might as well be wearing fucking clothes….fucking losers aren’t protesting shit…they are just tryign to get more attention to their whore-selves….I figure if you’re going to try to make a difference, you gotta step up you fucking game and no half ass it…or in this case no ass and no nipple it….cunts….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:PETA|Protester

2010

25

May

Kylie Minogue All the Lovers Video Sneak Peek of the Day

I posted pictures of Kylie Minogue sexing it up despite her breast cancer and age making sexy a challenge….a challenge I guess she was willing to take…the video has a pretty genius concept behind it…which seems to be group public nudity, or group public half-nakedness and ever since seeing Spencer Tunick’s pictures…that’s been something I’ve wanted to get behind….because naked bitches are a hell of a lot more interesting than bitches hiding behind clothes especially when it is with an overwhelming number of girls…cuz seeing one bitch walking down the street naked has nothing on every girl on the street walking naked….

Posted in:All the Lovers|Kylie Minogue|Video

2010

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty bad at the Internet. I tried Twitter but it seems like I have less and less followers everyday. In tried facebook but get deleted from it every 6 months for asking girls to show me their cunts. I was also banned from myspace and friendster and even google blacklisted me…The girls I have fucked from the Internet have been so vile they might as well have been men…the nude pics subpar, the cyber non-existent….so I’ll just steplink out to other sites, it is better that way….at least until tomorrow…cuddles

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Drew Barrymore See Through Throwback
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What Would Happen if Tony Danza and Glen Danzig Had a Baby?
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Rhianna Doesn’t Want to Ruin Her Vagina and I Don’t Blame Her
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Dee and Her Selfshots
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Yeah, These Sluts Pissed in Their Panties – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Beckinsale Just Cause
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A Fun Fair Fail. Safety Comes Last
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In Case You Missed Draya
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Kacey & Cassidy Are on Video
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Cheryl Cole is Tasty
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A Huge Compilation Of Young And Busty Chicks
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Tinsley Mortimor is Looking Kinda Hot
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Eve Angel is Masterbating
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Mendes Photo Collection
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College Teen and Her Big Tits
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley To Replace Megan Fox In Transformers 3? Not a Bad Idea to Me
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20 Sports Mascots Caught Believing Badly
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Boob Slippage at Italian Oscars
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And Here’s the Pussy Cat Colls
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MILF Monday: Paula Patton
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I Guess It’s Just Not Her Day – VIDEO
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