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2010

10

May

Kylie Minogue Sexed Up New Video Looks Fun of the Day

Take that cancer….Kylie Minogue’s pussy is like some kind of cancer fighting superhero, who after a few years of recovery, has decided to take her hot 45 year old body out to do another sexed up video, to remind us that despite having her tits cut off, she still has huge fucking sex appeal and won’t let that fucking disease get the best of her and I like seeing cancer lose, especially when it looks like this half naked bitch filming her newest video, but that’s because I’m a pervert and really like seeing all pussy and tits, disabled, special olympic, hispanic, black,white, abused, insecure, happy, elderly, psychotic, rich, poor, drunk, gutter, Australian, unhygienic , diseased or not….

So here’s Some Kiley Making a Comeback that I approve of….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Posted in:Kylie Minogue|New Video

2010

10

May

Random Weirdo in Boston Common of the Day

It’s Monday and I just woke up because I am a drunk and feel fucking abused and the last thing I care about is hearing another comment about Betty White on SNL, or really to see what useless celebrity cunt did over the weekend while I was pretty much laying in a fucking ditch like the poor immigrant I am….So luckily someone sent me in a video of something I can relate to a little more than Celebrity cunt….and it is a Random Weirdo…

I always encourage people to send me videos of two things, they generally never do. First, their wives, sisters, female neighbors, girls on the bus or at the club, pretty much anything with a vagina doing things that are either, sexy, disgusting or dirty and then if you can’t do that, I want people to send me in video of random weirdos doing whatever it is that random weirdos do, and someone in Bostom stepped up and sent in a video of this random weirdo….

Here’s the message sent in with the video:

this dude has been riding that bike around the streets of boston for 20 years…..yelling “HO HO HO” like a firetruck so people will get out of his way….he rides on the sidewalks of the busy streets and people just move for him. I was in the park today and there were a ton of people sitting in the grass enjoying themselves and all of a sudden he pulls up to a stop that says “DO NOT WALK ON GRASS” and starts screaming at people to “get off the grass, LETS GO!!”… after he got done kicking everyone off the grass, he hopped back on his bike and drove off into the sunset with the violin playing in the background

So if you’re down, send me videos of pussy and if that’s not possible, which knowing you it’s not, get me some Random Weirdo shit cuz I love it… Thanks in advance…

Hello Day….now let’s have some fun.

Posted in:Random Weirdo

2010

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Sunday is mother’s day, so give your mom something, but don’t give her herpes, I meant something nice but not something too nice, if you know what I mean, cuz she made the conscious decision that everyone around you wishes she hadn’t, not abort you, and putting up with your bullshit and the shame that you came out of your womb is worth thanking her for. Whether she was a deadbeat, a molester, abusive, or a cunt she’s still your mom, so give her some love but not THAT kid of love…and here are my stepLINKS for when you’re not doing mom stuff….Enjoy….

Add Me To Facebook For Mother’s Day…I Don’t Breast Feed But I am Willing to Try
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Rachel Uchitel is a Whore in Whores Clothing
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Gramma Don’t Take No Shit
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Because You Deserve Some Slut Action After a Hard Week
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A Flexible Redhead to Round Your Day Off Nice – VIDEO
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Verticle Jump Fail
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Montage => GET OF OUR OF THERE! – VIDEO
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The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Athlete Photos
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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Ass – Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Prince Harry’s Girlfriend
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Veronica in the Bedroom
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Whore in training of the Day
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Sausage in the Butthole (Like a REAL Sausage) – VIDEO
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Aline Nakashima
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And Now, The Best Cover of We Will Rock You EVER – VIDEO
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Jiggle Tits in Slow Mo – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over This Body
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I’d Like to Set Mariah Carey and Her Dress on Fire
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Tila Tequila And Her Stupid Tits
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Denise and Mandy Get It On 69 Style- VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Hotness
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Some ScarJo, Just Cause
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Guess What The Dumbass Docs & Nurses Were Doing In The Baby ICU?
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Dirty Things To Alison Brie
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Japanese Babe on the Fucking Machine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Luli Fernandez For Umbro World Champions Collection – VIDEO
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Christina Aguilera Hotness
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In Bed With Faith
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Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Her Uber Sexy Bikini Curves
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Fat Dad Versus Skate Board
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And More of The Truth About Kendra Wilkinson
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Naked Cheerleader – VIDEO
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As The World Turns, It Gets Gayer and Gayer
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Microsoft Office Alarm Prank – VIDEO
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Selfshot Motherload
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Holly Madison Hosts Some Sluts Birthday
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Silvia
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Malin Akerman – Killer Puffy Nips
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SOME PVC Pussy I Want to Cum All Over
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Follow Me You Useless Fuck
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS That’s Not Really a Bonus –

Go Through 171 Pictures of Kim Kardashian Challenge
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

May

Denise Richards Getting Felt Up in a Bra of the Day

She was on a show or movie called Mother’s Little Helper and I am posting it for Mother’s Day, cuz I’m thematic like that….

She is getting fucked in this clip cuz flashing her fake tits and being in sex scenes is all she really knows, it’s the only acting experience she’s had and whenever she lands on set with a gig, she gets half naked and knows the drill, which got awkward the time she tried to guest star on Sesame Street….

Sure, she’s seriously too old for this shit, she’s a mom and this isn’t teaching her grown kid a good lesson, but they probably know they are dealing with a useless slut as everyone else does too….

Either way, watch the clip…there is unfortunately no nipple, but then again who knows if this bitch even has nipples anymore….

Posted in:Denise Richards|Mother's Little Helper|Sex Scene

2010

07

May

Some Fit Pussy on the Entourage Set of the Day

I don’t watch Entourage…not because it’s a bad show, but because I don’t really give a fuck and I am not about to start watching it now….but I do like the kind of ping pong coaches they have on set….Sure, I don’t know who this bitch is, or whether she’s actually a ping pong coach and it is possible that she’s an actor, or that she’s dating one of the cast members, or maybe that she’s a trainer or some kind of other kind of hired pussy, I just know I like her fashion sense, because at this level of clothing, thre’s almost no need to wear any clothes and I am not just saying that because I believe all girls should walk around naked, because I do believe that, but also because with a body like this, I’m interested in knowing what her tits and pussy look like, since thats the only thing I can’t quite fully make out in this skimpy tight athletic outfit…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fit|Pussy

2010

07

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio’s Tits Hang with Sluts in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some pictures of an old, tired, pregnant, popstar at some lingerie at some event and I guess this is my indirect way of celebrating Cinqo de Mayo a few days late as I like to ignore holidays that exploit and make a joke out of my Mexican people, but then again, Paulina Rubio probably isn’t the best approach to ignore things that exploit and make a joke out of Mexicans, but at least she hasn’t followed the same path of many Mexican vaginas before her by producing litters of kids and gaining 150 lbs in process destroying any sex appeal they may have, but I guess since her uterus is now officially polluted, it’s never too late to start or to reconnect with the Mexican way that’s engrained in your DNA…which is kinda the same reason I like to use to justify why I’m slow moving and unemployed.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Paulina Rubio|Sluts

2010

07

May

Drake Gets Flashed of the Day

Drake may be hyped to fucking shit, but his music bores the fuck out of me. The dude is not gangster. He is not interesting. He is not even black. His mom who raised him in a rich part of town is more Jewish than a fucking Rabbi and she probably just got knocked up by his dad cuz she was trying to piss off the community…because she was tired of spending her days at the hair salon and getting her nails done. He was a Canadian TV star, which isn’t saying much, but he started out with more money than real rappers from the streets, so he should definitely keep paying off girls in his audience to flash him, not only does it make him look like people care about him, but it also gives his fans something to watch instead of falling the fuck asleep at his show….

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing him perform and he fucking sucks, but tits don’t.

Posted in:Drake

2010

07

May

Almost Hot ATM Robbery of the Day

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of having visited Tampa years ago and shit was real fucking ghetto then, I can only assume it is substantially more ghetto now. So when I saw this news report of a bitch who tried to rob another bitch in broad daylight, I wasn’t surprised, what was a nice surprise was that the bitch getting robbed wrestled the bitch robbing and did what any hot cat fight does, at that’s leaving one of the bitches topless and forced to run down the street in her fuckin’ bra, cuz you know when a bitch is this gutter, she’s not parked around the fucking corner. I am upset there isn’t actual footage of her running down the street in her bra, the bitches weren’t hot and shit didn’t end in lesbian public lesbian sex the way I like it, but I figued I’d post the shit anyway, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll just close your eyes and visualize the shit to jerk off to, like little kids in the 40s used to have to do before there was TV.

Posted in:Hot Crimes

2010

07

May

Gisele Uses Her Purse to Hide Her Penis of the Day

I’m not a cop, I’m not an FBI or CIA agent, I’m not even a recreational private investigator, I’m just a voyeur…a pretty fucking good voyeur with serious paranoid anxiety, especically since the handful of times I’ve been caught.

But based on my expert conspiracy theorist, crazy person opinion…Gisele is a man….You know one of those beautiful trannies from Brazil who you can’t tell are guys until you get their pants off after taking a blowjob from them under the boardwalk of Rio and you aren’t even considered gay when you fuck them up the ass after finding out they don’t have a pussy, because hormonally they are 85% where they need to be…..

I’m convinced Victoria’s Secret fired her cuz we were onto her and they didn’t want further investigation going into the shit. I’m convinced Leonardo DiCaprio dated her when he was experimenting with homosexuality as most actors are in love with themselves and he thought all that jerking off in front of the mirror meant more than meets the eye. Tom Brady married her because he could get away with all his locker room fantasies without being known as the Quarterback who fucks dudes, but as the one who marries models, which works out better during the new teammate initation gangbangs when the team tells each other what they are doing isn’t gay. I’m convinced her pregnancy was staged and a mechanism to trick people cuz she and her man have got a career and image to maintain…..and now she’s got her purse placed in front of her cock cuz she didn’t have time to strap down and was stuck in a pair of tight pants….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Tranny

2010

07

May

Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models…..

In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikinis|Brooklyn Decker|Crystal Renn|Glamour