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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

Anna Kournikova is Still Fit of the Day

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Anna Kournikova used to be a big deal, not in terms of her tennis career, but because when watching her play tennis, guys could masturbate to the grunting sounds she made and the tennis panty flash I’ve learned to love so much that the public tennis court is now officially on my list of places to scope out pussy during the summer, usually when I’m bored of sitting outside public pools or done with the public pool cuz the pussy at the public pools is dried up or 5 and I need to switch it up, because it turns out that a lot of local tennis players are fit and pull the same seductive hustle…not that you care…you just want the official Kournikova and despite that being dull and obvious…I don’t mind delivering cuz really it gives me something to do while sitting on the couch that is a little more stimulating than staring at the wall…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Tights

2010

May

Liz Hurley and Some Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

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Liz Hurley opened up another one of her bikini stores and she wasn’t wearing a bikini. I guess she figures that most of her career relied on wearing bikinis and now that she’s older and less in shape, she’ll just let the bikinis make the money for her without her body and I guess it’s working out….but I’d still like to see her pay tribute to what pays her fucking bills by getting half naked…but I’d rather this scene of her and her two bikini models ended in a bitter and angry ex-model rubbing her sloppy ex-model tits all over the new model’s face before forcing her to eat cake and gain 30 pounds in some 2 month long lesbian kidnap/rape scene…but that’s just because I never hear enough stories about dykes raping motherfuckers with large phallic objects…but that could be a good thing considering dykes who would rape motherfuckers with large phallic objects are probably not the kind of dyke I want to see doing anything sexual.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikinis|Liz Hurley

2010

May

Nicky Hilton’s Period Bloat in a Little Dress of the Day

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Nicky Hilton is fucking trash. She is cut from the same drugged up uterine wall as her garbage piece of herpes smelling shit sister but for some reason everyone likes to think she’s so well put together, so calm and collected, so smart, serious, focused and successful without exploiting her cunt because Paris is a piece of fucking whore panty crust and anything compared to her seems to be “alright”…but I know the truth behind Nicky Hilton is that she’s just as trashy as her sister, she just likes to be a little more lowkey, maybe it’s because she’s the fat one…..but probably because she’s got all the money in the world, and she’s at a comfortable level of fame, where only a few people will bother laughing at her for her period bload, while the rest of the world just doesn’t give a fuck and today, I happen to be one of those people and I’m not really sure why….but this isn’t group therapy so I’m not about to find out.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bloated|Little Dress|Nicky Hilton

2010

May

Sienna Miller Dressed like a Little Kid in her Onsie of the Day

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I have a feeling you like your women dressed like a 2 year old, mainly because the only women you could score would have to have serious retardation, like the kind of retardation that leaves them unable to walk, talk or control their shitting, a bitch who just smiles and drools when you carry her from her room to the basement in your mom’s house, because you know that sister or not, she’s still got a pussy, a pussy that can’t tell on you when you get caught nude in bed together, because you can just blame it on sleep walking from your room next door, and everyone will believe you cuz everyone knows that no one wants to slam a severly retarded pserson, especially when they are related….you think you have it all figured out don’t you?

So you’ll probably like these pictures of Sienna Miller in a onsie like she’s trying to be stylish and seasional, when she really just has the dirtiest pussy around that we all know she’s trying to air the fuck out cuz scabs don’t dry up alone…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Onsie|Sienna Miller

2010

May

Hilary Swank Boring Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

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I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t try to jerk off to Hilary Swank’s naked body in Boys Don’t Cry at least once…There’s a scene I remember where amongst acting and dressing like a boy, she gets violated by her buddies who rip her clothes off and reveal her awesome fucking tits, and I figured that after watching such a heavy load of shit about some confused lesbian who fucked Becky from Roseanne with a strap-on, I had no choice but to celebrate when they busted out her tits and bush to distract me from her stupid looking face and the fact that she was pretending to be a boy the whole movie….

You see Hilary Swank isn’t hot. She’s got the floppy face of a basset hound, but her tits carry her through life and make her other flaws okay, so when I see her braless with hard nipples, I forget that she’s too old for my liking and that she looks like a farmhand in Missouri repairing the fucking tractor…something I know turns your closet-case ass on, so enjoy and remember that it’s not gay if she’s got hard nippled tits, even if it feels like it is kinda gay, cuz she looks like an awkward teenage boy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Hilary Swank

2010

May

Some Arizona State Undie Run 2010 Video of the Day

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Watch this video on mute. I am just posting it because I love the concept of 100s of girls running around in their underwear for no reason other than the fact that everyone is doing it because some pervert figured he’d come up with an event that caters to his fetish of finding out what girls were weraring under their stuffy everyday clothes because when you make an event out of the shit it seems a lot less creepy than if you just ask a girl to flash you her panties….It’s the subtlty that’s genius…if you come off too hard no bitch would fall for the stunt, but if you make a game out of the shit, everyone comes runnin’ stripped the fuck down….but not a “find the baseball in my anus” kinda game, but more of a “hey everyone, let’s be crazy and all go skinny dipping in the park cuz it’ll be jokes, and not cuz I really just want to see your tits” kinda thing….

On a side note, 45 seconds in has some good everyday girl ass.

Posted in:ASU Undie Run

2010

May

Marisa Miller and Her Husband Bore Me of the Day

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I love when I come across people who make commentary about girls they jerk off to from movies, lingerie catalogs, bikini spreads in magazines being married or in a relationship. They see pictures of them living their everyday life and they get legitimately disappointed, like their fantasy is totally fucking ruined that the model is some pure virgin put on the earth to satsify their needs, despite not actually knowing the woman on a personal level, even when the bitch is Marisa Miller who looks like she’s taken more loads to her face to pay her rent than any other model, like she’s seriously haggard and washed up and she’s pretty much only been picked up by the majors recently and late in her career, when the only thing you should be mad about is the fact that she has the nerve to walk around in everyday clothes, like she’s not a fucking bikini model, who makes her money being half naked, and who needs or should have enough respect for her fanbase to give them what they fucking want, whether on duty or not, she’s got a commitment and we’ve all helped her make it very fucking rich and she shouldn’t be so smug about it. Cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Marisa Miller

2010

May

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Huge of the Day

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A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…

I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….

The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….

But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2010

May

Heather Morris is Some Bitch from Glee and She’s Nude of the Day

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I had the horrible experience of watching Glee for the first time a week ago. I got invited to someone’s house for dinner and their 16 year old daughter was running around going nuts for the shit and not in a 16 year old daughter running around in her panties with her friends having pillow fights with their perky little bodies kinda way but more like the in the fat, obnoxious, miserable 14 year old spoiled brat who listens to too much hip hop, dates black dudes and will be pregnant in 6 months cuz she’s gutter and disgusting kinda way….

Either way, she got her way and they put the shit on and I had to sit through a group of rejects singing bullshit songs I don’t even listen to the original version of. It was like bad comedy and bad drama with obnoxious performances every few minutes that made me want to kill my fucking self….

I don’t remember noticing this bitch, but in her defense I was too busy trying to shove the chopsticks we were eating with in my eyes and ears at the same time… but in my defense she’s ugly and even her tits don’t get my attention long enough for me to remember who I am writing about but in her defense I am a forgetful drunk who doesn’t remember anyting but in my defense she’s nothing special….

Posted in:Glee|Heather Morris|Nude

2010

May

Miley Cyrus Can’t Be Tamed and Sluts Out of the Day

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Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|New Video|Slutty Teen