A bunch of hollywood gossip sites with nothing better to do with their time than talk about celebrities while trying to make stories out of seriously insignificant things they do and say went nuts about Jessica Simpson because she made a statement that she only brushes her teeth three times a week…

I think she was just diverting from the fact that she’s fat as fuck and slowly turning into a barn animal from her Texan hometown….

The reality is that she’s got fake teeth and when you have fake teeth you can’t get cavities, you can’t get plaque or bacteria build-up so you don’t really have to brush your teeth ever. A little mouth wash and you’re good to go….

But her real issue, which is her disgusting dress size, is what everyone should be gagging about, cuz bitch coulda been hot, if she didn’t spend her days pigging the fuck out now that she can afford to aand because it’s the only thing that makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside, since no guys are hugging her from the inside, or from the outside for that matter, but at least her roll of fat is proving to grow into the size of a disgusting person of its own so that she doesn’t need someone to hold her at night, not that her obesity would stop any of us perverts from holding her any time, she just needs to angle herself the right way to smother her fucking self….

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