Here’s a bitch who is only famous because her mother and stepfather and all their friends are….She is known for her ass, because she never really had tits, so we needed something to focus on when jerking off to her cuz she was in all the movies and we like to give all actresses their fair chance in making us cum, but now she’s suddenly got enough tit to fill out whatever lingerie shit this is she’s wearing as a shirt…and I guess when you keep your implants subtle they aren’t as offensive as the gutter stripper down the street and you’re just trying to make up for all those self-conscious flat chested years…..
If you like Kate Hudson, here are some pictures that you probably saw the other day of Alba grabbing her cunt…probably because they are in a movie together and trying to get noticed…but really seeing two moms trying to be sexy always ends in a trying too hard cuz we all know your pussy blows in the wind disaster….
I get annoyed when I see people do obvious things to shock and awe and get noticed. It’s like bitch studied the Lady Gaga video and said “shit, if I do the exact same thing in a church, people will really think I’m wild, they won’t thing I’m trying too hard, or hanging on too hard, or being too obvious at all”….
I don’t get annoyed when I see popstars from my past half naked and trying to impress us all and captivate us all after years off by getting half naked and doing the gaga cuz at leasnt she’s not fucking Gaga and has some pussy I wouldn’t mind looking at or playing with even though her baby beat me to the fucking shit…cuz there’s nothing worse than a nasty weak chinned sloppy bodied popstar…
Either way, watch it. It’s a good comeback for the bitch. I am just happy people are talking about her and not Lady Gaga or Katy Perry who moved in when this one retired….and the visuals gives us hope of where the entertainment industry is going….and that’s deep into the depths of fetish porn.
I don’t know or think anyone will care about these Rose McGowan see through shirt bullshit because all you have to do is google her name and see her actual tits in various pictures, from various angels, in all their glory, from back when they were 13 years younger, not that you’d really even want to see her tits, even though they are spectacular because you know Marilyn Manson was up inside her but I am posting this shit anyway…
I was just sitting on a bench outside a Starbucks and some fit mom walked out wearing the tightest pussy-hugging pants I have ever seen. I got hypnotized by the shit and was pretty much counting the wrinkles in her labia and guaging how her clit would fit between my teeth when I got interrupted by her daughter she was with who pointed and screamed so everyone around me could hear “Mommy, why is that weird man staring at your vagina”….I didn’t even try to deny it at that point and just said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t bother wearing pants if she wants the world to see her folds, and spun it that she was the real pervert in wearing that and the whole story is dull so here are my stepLINKS to distract you from my pathetic adventures with stranger vagina…
Lindsay Lohan is in Lingerie and Has a Gun – Gallery + Video GO
Okay It’s Official. This is The Weirdest Thing I have Probably Heard Ever GO
There are some pretty desperate people out there who can get off to an ugly teenage popstar just because she’s got a mic up in her face that makes it easier to visualize a cock in its place. I never really understood that level of desperation but that’s probably because celebrities don’t really get me fired up, but slutty 19 year olds do, and there’s ample clips of slutty 19 year olds on the internet actually sucking dick on video, so I never had to get that low and pathetic to pretend a mic was a cock, but don’t feel bad, I am pretty sure there have been many other things that were just as low, desperate and pathetic, but no one’s judgin’ anyone here, we’re all a gang of fucking losers…especially you.
I just met a woman who smelled like a welfare check, or maybe it was a food stamp, or it could have just been poverty, and she reminded me of Britney Spears…..not because everyone in the area knows her from seeing her pussy, or even because she had a weird uneducated accent, a couple fatherless kids, nicotine stained fingers, saggy tits and low grade stripper trying to pay her baby formula body….but because she was not only on the Britney Spears stained clothes fashion program or the Britney Spears not showering hygiene prograb, but because she was on the Britney Spears diet plan cuz she was trying to tell me about how she drinks 6 cans of coke a day, but not the diet shit that causes cancer, the real coke and like she’s ordering a cup of coffee puts extra sugar in the shit….and then she demonstrated the shit like a fucking junky who would be better off doing real drugs, but in her defense a toothless mouth is a solid investment in her line of work….
Either way, here’s some Britney in some tight shirt showing off ghetto tit getting paid to drink coke.
The problem with America is that the majority of people in America are ugly and fat….and some of those ugly and fat people are teenage girls…and teenage girls are raised to think that what they see on TV is quality just because it is on TV and if you happen to come across something you see on TV in real life…you go fucking nuts even if you don’t even watch the show because since they are on TV they are therefore more important than you….feeding fucking egos and making people money who don’t deserve to make money.
The other problem with America is more of a problem with dudes in general and that is that pussy is fucking pussy and if that pussy is giving us attention no matter how ugly it might be it still makes us feel like the stars we want to believe we are….
So here are Jersey Shore dudes loving the attention they are getting from busted up college girls who think they are important….maybe it’s one of those quantity over quality situations, but I do know that if I was them I’d be taking full advantage of this eager pussy that thinks it just had its big break…
Lindsay Lohan pisses me off. I’ve been talking to her for years and she never really bothers with me. She never let’s me play with her tits, she never come to visit me to take pics of her, she doesn’t even follow me on fucker twitter and to be honest, I don’t even know if the person I text back and forth with once a month when she decides to answer me, is probably not even Lohan to begin with, but the delusion or fantasy that it is is enough to keep me happy and think my life is a bigger deal than it is, not cuz Lohan is a big deal, but because she’s a bigger deal than the assholes in my apartment building, you know since Lohan, no matter how cracked the fuck out, pathetic, useless she’s still the hottest pussy in Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that cuz when you’re done with it, you look like your dick has second degree burns, but because she’s fucking awesome.
She did a shoot for some photographer, she didn’t invite me to it…but it’s kinda hot….if you like Lohan covered in fake blood rolling around in her panties like I do…
I don’t know what is going on in this clip, but I know the words “Soy Jism” are said by a female anchor who I guess committed herself to her career instead of taking creampies and makin’ babies like the 16 year old girl I met on the Native Reserve the other day…and now she’s sexually peaking, horny, desperate, she’s carrying it into her work and lucky for her work is on TV….and I like how her co-anchor starts lookin’ around for a bed to have his way with this dirtbag….
I guess the common thread that brings these two lovers together and keeps these two lovers together is that they both understand what it’s like to be second rate celebrities who slowly fade into obscurity no matter how ridiculous their hair is.
Sure, Audrina is still on TV and still relevant as far as she’s concerned because she’s still on TV, but that’s all coming to an end. I know there are rumors about her getting her own spinoff show, but that won’t last, if anything that’s just the nail in the coffin of her bullshit celebrity….and I guess she’s hoping that when she slowly falls from her peak, she can rely on this clown Ryan Cabrera’s cock being there to land on, since he’s got little else goin on…but I like to think he’s just moving in on this now cuz he figures the last year will be the one everyone is watching and this may just be his stepping stone to get back to where he left things off back when he was fake-dating Ashlee Simpson….while real celebrities just ignore him…
Here are the pics of these idiots looking ridiculous.
