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2010

26

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off Leg of the Day

Here is the next Lohan doin’ Lohan’s game better than Lohan. She started out in Mean Girls and instead of showing her pussy on her way to clubs like some shitty quality Jersey person, she was showing her vagina on HBO shows, in movies with sex scenes and that didn’t stop Hollywood from casting her in shitty, generic, Justin Bieber type movies for teenage retard girls who have no idea what’s up…not that you care….I am just telling you cuz I want to see more of her naked…I want to know her vagina inside out so that I can sculpt the shit, paint the shit, sketch the shit and model the shit out of plasticine….I want to know what she smells like…so that I can recreate the smell by stealing dirty panties from the laundromat,I want to know how she maintains her pubic hair..so that I can trim my own pubic hair and glue in in place. I want to know the little things she does when she fucks, so that I can visualize it, and the little things she does when she shits out my semen from deep inside her….or maybe just a few better pictures than this, but legs are good enough for me….for now…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs

2010

26

Apr

J.Lo and Her Hooker Boots of the Day

J.Lo wore hooker boots and since it’s not the 90s, hooker boots are hardly porno enough to get excited over, but apparently J.Lo still thinks it’s the 90s and that people actually find her hot enough to wear hooker boots, you know in a suggestive way to let us think we have a chance with her if we have 100 bucks and a back alley, but the reality is she’s not hot, she’s a mom, and this is totally inappropriate, and even the suggestion of her being a hooker, should be enough to get her kid taken away from her by social services, like they did to my friend who they thought was a hooker, just because she offered to suck dick to an undercover for baby formula…he didn’t realize what she meant from baby formula was his cum, she’s addicted to the shit, that’s why she has 8 kids to begin with….but that’s got nothing to do with J.Lo…it just has to do with other Spic trash that J.Lo shoulda ended up like, but some how she fucked someone right and tricked a fucking nation….either way here are some pics….

Here she is in a miserable Marilyn Monroe rendition for George Lopez because he’s Spic too and Spic’s do these things for each other and the whole thing is really unoriginal and uninteresting….but you hold onto the past and have trouble moving on, that’s all part of being a fuckin loser….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hooker Boots|J.Lo

2010

26

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Milking her Last Few Days of Fame in a Bikini of the Day

It’s nice to see Kristin Cavallari taking advantage of the last few months people will bother knowing who she is by getting out in her bikini in some kind of last attempt to get noticed. I’m sure she’s also getting paid by the Vegas Pool Party that hired her to be their shitty fucking host for their guests to feel connected to a star on their Vegas trip and it is a fucking recession and she’s really fucking affordable, because any chance to get out there in a bikini, allows for her to think there may be another run for her that will lead to a lasting career, cuz she’s still young and in her mind is just getting started, but in reality she’s gotta be really fucking done and that’s a good fucking thing…..

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari

2010

26

Apr

What the Fuck is This Thing DJing of the Day

Her name is Chantal Thomass and if she was DJing a bar I walked into, I’d walk the fuck out.

Seriously, it’s people like this twat and Sam Ronson that remind me that to make it as a DJ you don’t need any real skill and you don’t even have to be fuck worthy….not that I think DJing a bar or a party is anything substantial that takes any real talent, because playing other people’s music is something I figure anyone can do, especially when the general public don’t know what it takes to be quality at anything especially a DJ, they just need to be told to like something or that something is good and they will eat that shit up like fucking candy and become fans for life…..

But I know when shit looks like this and it’s not an actual scary fucking nightmare, I know it’s time to get the fuck away from it fast….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Chantal Thomass|DJ

2010

26

Apr

Strip Club Manager of the Day

This is an amazing story that reminds us all how ghetto Detroit is right now, where a retarded 14 year old girl stripped making $350 dollars a night which is a lot more money than most people in Detroit make in a month and I don’t really see the big deal, if you’re city is like war torn eastern Europe, you’re bound to get some bitches come out of the gutter to put food on the table for the fucking family with their young, fresh pussy…not that I’d fuck a 14 year old, but I can, because it is legal here….but you probably would cuz you’re all repressed with your America sex offender laws….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…

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2010

26

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Story of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal for the last month. I live in Montreal. I haven’t seen her, bumped into her, or had sex with her accidentally and the whole thing is very disappointing, not because I find Kirsten Dunst hot, but because I used to like her big tits on her skinny body 10 years ago, and figure that I’d do it for Old Times, and really how many people would be able to say “I banged Kirsten Dunst”….well, I’m sure a lot of people can, but no one I know…

A lot of people I know have seen her. They all say she looks like shit and the most latest Dunst story is that she was in a bar sitting at the “bottle service” booth with an old man who is apparently her boyfriend. They told her she had to buy a bottle to stay at the table, and expecting the star treatment, bitch got up and said “I prefer hip hop music anyway” and left to find herself some black cock to speak to her in rhyme over beats…and I realize that story is garbage…but I’ve got limited resources and this is all the scoop I can manage…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal

2010

26

Apr

Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit of the Day

I like country music. I am not sure if it has something to do with the fact that their poor trash lives speaks to me on some emotional level, or if it is because everyone seems to be trained when asked what music they like to say “anything but country”, except poor trash who actually like country music. But I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with Dolly Parton’s substantial tits than anything else, because I never knew if they were real or fake, but I knew the ridiculousness of them was always amazing and here they are, old and clothed, but still good enough for me…cuz I don’t really have much else going on right now…

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dolly Parton|Old Lady|Tit

2010

26

Apr

Zahia Dehar the Teen Prostitute’s Outfit of the Day

I am a huge fan of teenage prostitutes, mainly because when I was a teenager, getting pussy was pretty fucking impossible because the girls my age weren’t putting out, but also because she trapped three high profile European Athletes with her vagina, probably extorted them and is getting paid off by them, while getting all the fame she wants, all by the age of 18. Usually it takes a whore a few years to realize that life doesn’t really work out as easily as expected, before she actually becomes a fucking whore…..but this girl started young, cuz there’s no need to fuck around if you know where you want to be, and really there’s no upside to being a whore at 18, cuz there’s no real in scandal at that, but at 17, shit’s next level…speaking of next level, check out this outfit, sure it’s tacky as fuck, like something you’d expect on some cheesy stripper, but she’s wearing it on the street, and if you are a girl, you should do, cuz it will make leaving my house way more fun…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Prostitute|Teen|Zahia Dehar

2010

26

Apr

Ugly Jersey Shore Trash Think They are Hot in Miami of the Day

Miami is trash. So it’s only fitting the Jersey Shore trash got a raise and moved to the dream beach of all the other Jersey trash that wasn’t lucky enough to humiliate themselves on TV without realizing they are humiliating themselves, cuz the payout is so good and the attention they are getting is the attention they’ve always wanted and I have no problem with that. I don’t care that this shit exists, that they have a show, or that they are celebrities in bootleg Ed Hardy buying bottles on Goose at the club with MTV money…I only have a problem with the fact these troll lookin’ bitches who I wouldn’t fuck unless I had a boner I couldn’t get rid of and I had two broken hands, no other pussy around and they were eager to do all the work, like most ugly girls trying to secure their place in the world….think they hot and ugly girls who act like they are hot really makes me fucking mad….and in J Wow’s case, implants aren’t enough to save her from the rest of her body….and face….but I guess shit may help a bit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Miami

2010

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got food poisoning last night. I kinda deserved it because I like my women raw and my chicken rawer. I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I licked dirty slut ass and ate pink chicken and I woke up covered in fucking puke. Usually my hard liquor kills any bacteria from rancid food I may eat, before it gets into my bloodstream, but I was a faggot last night and drank wine and paid the fucking price…I’ve been seeing double all day, this may be death….speaking of death here’s a pre-RIP for Brett Michaels….that was some pretty sad news cuz I like that guy for making his cheesiness get him serious pussy….and really all that matters right now are my stepLINKS so click them….

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