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2010

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS….sometimes that’s all I really need to say…..

Jaime King Ruins a Perfectly Good Upskirt Moment. She Should Be Ashamed
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Charlie Sheen Is A Master Of Disguise
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Okay This Steven Seagal Sex Predator Shit Looks Like It May Be Bullshit, and Here’s Video Proof Why
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Because What Man Doesn’t Need a Few Good Sluts In His Life?
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Holly Madison Knows How to Handle Balls Alright
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The 20 Worst Super Heroes Ever
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Here’s Photos of Tiger Woods’s Newest Mistress and Her Tight Body
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Just an Average Day Out in a See Through Lace Dress and Thong for Tila Tequila
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Bitch Slap – Hot and Wet – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Olkahoma WOmen…
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Justine Timberlake is Going to Ruin Jessica Biel and I Love It
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Jazmine Gets Naked
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I Don’t Know Much About Finland, But If This Children’s Metal Band Represents It In Any Way, I’m Starting to Think I Should – VIDEO
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Fun with the Sybian – VIDEO
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Ciara is Lookin Good in a Tight Blue Dress
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So That’s What a Human Having Rabies Looks Like – VIDEO
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You’ll Love August as Much as I Do
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Sometimes a Silhouette is More Sexy Than Anything
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Presenting Psycho Dog Man – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus is Pretty Much See Through
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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Selita Ebanks Throback, Just Cause
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Holly Peers’ Awesome Rack Will Get You Over The Hump
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THE SOUTH PARK TWO HUNDRETH EPISODE IS ON TONIGHT AND HERE IS A PREVIEW – VIDEO
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I Like Rihanna Under Cover
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Pam Anderson is Almost as Poor as I Am, Sells Milshakes
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All Anal Fucking Machines
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Britney Spears for Candies – GALLERY
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Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t Look Middles Aged For Once, ANd I’m Happy to Say I’d Have a Go At Her
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Andie is Looking Bangable For Sure
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Arianny Celeste Gets Uber Sexy For Maxim
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The Diarrhea Defense – VIDEO
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If You Needed Any More Proof That Conan O’Brien is Fucking Amazing
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Talk Show Brawl – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Are The Only hot Thing About Her
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Horney Brunette Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Avy and Heather Get It On
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It’s All Downhill for Whitney Houston – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

14

Apr

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. She’s a fucking pig. She’s got a miserable looking body. She’s sagging and droopy in all the wrong places and her face is fucking busted. Everytime I see her or hear her shitty fucking music I get mad knowing people out there think she’s hot only because they get distracted by the media and get excited by her fat chick tits….The only proof that the bitch is disgusting is that the only cock she can get is some irritating faggot who is just pretending to date her to further his lie of a career…..and here she is making bad decisions by choosing to wear this tight black dress…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy Ass|Tight Dress

2010

14

Apr

Eliza Dushku on the Beach with Her Big Black Cock of the Day

Here’s Eliza Dushku on the beach….I can’t imagine the size of the vagina on this bitch….I mean seriously, the size difference between these too is almost comical, like the shit you’d expect to see in the porn circus….I mean I get that pussy stretches and the other day I met a tiny girl who is into getting fisted, so the pussy can handle the abuse, but when Rick Fox moves onto new pussy and leaves Eliza Dushku, he’ll pretty take her vagina with him, figuratively, cuz no one will really be able to fill that void ever again, they’ll be too busy trying to find their way around the sagging labia….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Eliza Dushku

2010

14

Apr

Tila Tequila in a See Through Dress on Stern of the Day

I am surprised Howard Stern bothered bringing Tila Tequila on his show, I guess his producers figured that bitch is so fucking struggling to get noticed that she’d make a good person for Howard Stern to fucking tear apart….I just thought it was over for her and everyone would give up her….that even if she was masturbating on the street corner people wouldn’t notice….She’s a whole bunch of fucking bullshit and she wore a see through dress and I figured I might as well post the shit since my life is even more pathetic than hers and posting this shit like I care is the proof….

Here is the First Part of the Howard Stern Interview….where she talks about finger banging 11 year olds….having orgasms at 5 years old…and other lies for attention….

Here is the Second Part of the Howard Stern Interview…..where she demonstrates sex on a sex doll…..and talks about how she licks girl ass but not guy ass….and how her name is Tequila because she pretended she was Hispanic in prison or some shit…

Here is the third part of this bullshit….where she talks about being an internet whore, camwhore and pretty much just a whore…..who got kicked off of Friendster…like me….we have so much in common…

It is 8 parts…you can follow this link and listen cuz I don’t fucking care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Howard Stern|See Through|Tila Tequila

2010

14

Apr

Sears Shopper of the Day

I thought the whole point of the Sears Lingerie section was for perverts to get turned on and jerk off. I figure most people who get off fucking women’s lingerie actually buy the shit and take the shit home to jerk off all over, but it’s the fucking recession and some people don’t really like to steal, so he compromised, but unfortunately the law didn’t, cuz jerking off or fucking clothes on the rack of a department store in public is illegal…who knew?

I feel for this dude. Not only have I rubbed my dick up on panties in the past but I’ve also spent hours outside and inside lingerie stores watching bitches shop and try on clothes….You see, we come from a generation where there was no porn so we discovered ourselves with our mom, sister, neighbor’s underwear and/or pictures of bitches in the Sears catalog in lingerie and now that dude is in America he’s taking it upon himself to make that shit a reality…He’s just living the American Dream you assholes trying to snuff this motherfucker’s good times out….

Posted in:Exhibitionist|Public Masturbating|Sears

2010

14

Apr

Bai Ling’s 44 Year Old Chinese Earthquake Nipple of the Day

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Bai Ling out with her nipple. Showing her nippled used to be her move to get noticed…probably because her acting career, the whole reason she came to America, was pretty shitty considering she hasn’t really had work since she was in “The Crow” back in 1994….a movie she’s be riding off for a long fucking time…..

I can only assume her family has old Chinese money and finances her and her 44 year old body got tired of trying and getting no where and maybe she got work at the local convenience store like all the other Asian people….because no one cares about her and never really did…and I can’t really figure out what this bitches deal is, partially because I don’t care…..but I do care that she’s driving herself around, only because Asian drivers are worse than drunk drivers and I fear all the little kids playing on the street on her way home….I’m lying..I don’t care about the little kids either…I was just trying to be wholesome and caring to recruit some of your bitches to send me nudes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2010

14

Apr

Homeless Guy of the Day

Life is better with homeless people. I talk to them whenever I see them and really find them entertaining as fuck. I have paid homeless dudes a couple bucks to do stupid shit from rub their dicks on girls leaving night clubs, to fucking dirty mattresses found on the side of the street, to making them eat expired, rotting food. It’s like they are my own person circus performers. I have not had one jump in traffic, but now that I know homeless people are invincible, I may….

Posted in:Homeless Man|Runover

2010

14

Apr

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra of the Day

I haven’t heard or seen much from Hayden Panettiere in the last little while, but then again, either has any average height person in her life who forgets to look down. Bad short jokes are my new hobby.

I guess Hayden Panettiere’s mom had no more strings to pull, and but strings I mean producer cock, because she already pulled all the strings and used all the strings she’s pulled over her career to launch her daughter’s career years ago….Or maybe Hayden was just so tired of trying to keep up with the big kids, because bad short jokes are my new hobby…

Here she is in Lush Magazine in a bra or bra-like garment and despite knowing her tits are small and muscular, they almost make them look worth bouncing off my chin, despite knowing they’d likely chip my one good tooth, cuz she flexed….apparently bad muscular breast jokes are also my new hobby. Good times.

Posted in:Bra|Hayden Panettiere

2010

14

Apr

Marisa Miller Fills a Kiddie Pool of the Day

This is a lot hotter than when the ghetto fat french white trash lady from the apartment complex fills up her kiddie pool in the back alley for all the neighborhood kids to play, piss, shit and splash their dirty poor selves in….it is a lot hotter than when the fat 50 year old homeless looking dude down the street sets up his kiddie pool mid summer on the front yard of his apartment complex for him to soak in like he was on a fucking resort when really he’s on the side of a fucking busy street…

The only problem with seeing Marisa Miller and her amazing body with her kiddie pool is that the concept is so unrealistic, I know this high maintenance bitch doesn’t do kiddie pools, she does infinity pool, and that she’s probably got a staff of Mexicans to fill, empty and clean the shit, so this picture is just fuckin’ fantasy to those of use who actually have to deal with kiddie pools, like mocking us saying “you’ll never see anything like this in your life, you piece of fucking trash, I am better than you” and it would make me really mad, if I wasn’t so busy trying to photoshop her panties off.

Posted in:Bikini Bottoms|Kiddie Pool|Marisa Miller|Wet