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2010

06

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Does Montreal Bar Bathrooms of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal filming some straight to DVD movie she’s cast in as the last attempt to save her career and experience the good life she once had again…..and apparently she’s been looking like shit the entire time…

I haven’t seen her, but pretty much everyone I know has seen her at least once, I have been told that whether in restaurants bathrooms, bar bathrooms, or getting driven around with some really old dude after spending her nights in the bathroom, she’s been looking like a fucking wreck, she’s totally uninteresting, and is one of those people you’d think you’d want to see until you see them…

Either way, here are some pics that were sent to me of her in a bar bathroom and if I ever leave my house, I will try to get a sex tape with her, or at least some spy video of her masturbating or some shit, I have a feeling she’s not that hard to reach and I have no problem exposing my little penis for the sake of my website’s content….I just haven’t seen a reason for it to date.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal

2010

06

Apr

Dramatic Craigslist Assault of the Day

This is a pretty crazy story, a married dude walked into the wrong house after seeinga sex ad on Craigslist. He thought he was going to a Soccer Mom’s house for group sex, but instead ended up in the house of an 18 year old, who he thought was playing hard to get….so he finds out it is the wrong address, goes to the right address, gets turned away because he it was some joke and he was the 12th person to show up there for the Soccer Mom sex, so he goes back to the 18 year old’s house….and now he is being charged for 4th Degree Sexual Assault, whatever the fuck that is….

I think it’s pretty obvious dude pulled the 18 year old girl’s address off the computer at the Local Gym, posted a fake Craigslist ad to another address to get to her and come onto her but it all backfired…

But this proves that Craigslist can be a lot of fun….before this story I just thought it was good for Gay Bashing cuz it made it a hell of a lot easier cuz all the closet cases have to do is put an ad on Craigslist looking for gay sex and they gay basher will have their pick of who they want to drag behind a truck like this was Brokeback Mountain….

It turns out that Craigslist has far more layers of excitement than that….Watch the story. It’s nuts.

Posted in:Assault|Craigslist

2010

06

Apr

Ugly Betty Miserable Bra Flash of the Day

I don’t like shows about ugly bitches. I don’t think they should even be allowed on TV, since TV is supposed to set the mood and the insecurities of the population and this Ugly Betty bitch throws that off, I guess that’s why it was cancelled, something I was really happy about, but unfortunately, now that they are cancelled, they are pulling all the stops and really letting lose with the shit, with scenes involving America Ferrera, the pig who plays the Ugly bitch because she’s ugly flashing her bra and the whole thing may be exciting to you, but I think should get some execs fined by the FCC or whoever the people who always run after Howard Stern are. This is obscene. Little kids were possibly watching the show with their fat moms who relate to the show…but probbaly not…since no one is watching the show.

Posted in:Bra|flash|Ugly Betty

2010

06

Apr

Ashley Olsen Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Remember when the Olsen twins were all the fucking rage. It was like every teenage girl idolized these girls and thought they were the hottest, most interesting person in the world. I am not sure if it was their fashion sense or the fact they made hundreds of millions of dollars with shitty quality kids movies, or maybe that the world had a twin fetish, because fucking two of the same girl at the same time is hot enough to neglect what the pussy actually looks like, you know it’s one of those “Bucket List” things you have to make sacrifices to make happen, and decent twins became hot and half retarded siamese twins became good enough because our choices were limited…..But I am sure that they definitely don’t have it going on anymore, not that they ever did, but I’m hoping the rest of the public see that and least based on these pictures and I can’t imagine any stupid teen girl, or treasure troll fan idolizing them anymore and as far as I am concerned the Olsen Twin fetish is done…

Here is Ashley Olsen making her way out of hibernating the last few years to show off some pretty boring leg.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Leg

2010

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Easter isn’t sexy enough of a holiday. It’s all about dying for my sins when the only person who really has to suffer for my sins is me and the only person who will ultimately die for my sins is me. Then coming back to life, only to celebrate with Ham, Lamb, hiding chocolates for kids and spending time with ridiculous family members….not that I did any of that…but I should have gone to the strippers or something. At least that way I woulda at least seen some tits today, even grabbed some if I felt the need….but I guess I’m just stuck with my stepLINKS…..and here are my stepLINKS….


These Pictures of Mischa Barton Will Probably Make You Puke
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Dicks Are Loved All Around the World!
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100 Pictures Of Hot Girls Tailgating
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Because the Ocean of Whores is Endless
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Danielle Lloyds Tits Are Insane
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Baseball May Be Boring as Shit, But The Wives of the Players Are Fine By Me – GALLERY
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Jane Alexander and Her Topless Floppy Tits
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5 Power-ups That Can Save America
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Reese Witherspoon is Actually Looking Kinda Hot Here
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Trust Me, Pretending You Have a Girlfriend is Way Easier Than Actually Dealing With One Daily
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Now is This a Great Idea for a Porn, or What?
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If Today’s Media Covered The Crucifixion Of Jesus
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Mom and Daughter Flash Their Pussies in Public – VIDEO
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HOLY SHIT WTF IS WRONG WITH PRISCILLA PRESLEY’S FACE?!
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Slip N Slide Faceplant – VIDEO
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LOL CAT of the Day
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Eve’s Body is Just Wayyyyy Too Much
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Considering I Have No Hair, I Probably Shouldn’t Make Fun Of Other Dudes for Not Having Any, But Man WTF is Happening On Top of Nicolas Cages Head?
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Are Kim Kardashian’s Tits Getting Bigger
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Tory and Tiffany Get It On – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima AMAZING Throwback
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Voctoria Justice is Looking Hot
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Janet Jackson – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Wanna Be All Over Sasha’s Body
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Maybe Michael Jackson DID Kill Himself and Maybe the Doctor Was Just Hiding Those Bottles of Drugs for Fun
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Carli and Celeste Play on the Bed – VIDEO
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Tal is an Israeli Babe – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Camilla Alves
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Mmmmmm Rachel Reynolds
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Lacy Adams is Hot on the Couch
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Tara Levine is Just…WOW
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness, Just Because
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Slut Fiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Plaing Tag With Mall Security – VIDEO
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As IF I Needed Another Reason to LOVE Heidi Klum
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Selena is Stripping
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Follow Me, It’s What Jesus Would Have Wanted
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

Apr

Audrina Patridge Easter Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina was booked to host some Vegas pool party because The Hills aren’t cancelled yet and I guess the people in Vegas haven’t given up on her yet. They figure she’s perfectly cheesy, and her tits are fake enough for the crowd of Ed Hardy wearing, Grey Goose drinking, Jersey Shore quality people they attract….

Sure her body isn’t bad but her tit job is, she’s fit but her legs are short as fuck and I’m a firm believer that Audrina should save her bikini photos to ones that are get photoshopped, but you probably dig the shit and since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends’ who isn’t as ghetto as me and can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….


To See The Pics Follow This Link
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini

2010

05

Apr

Brody Jenner Likes Low Grade Canadian Pussy of the Day

Brody Jenner is rumored to be banging Avril Lavigne and I really am not sure why anyone would care since both these people are totally fucking useless and irrelevant. The only reason I am bothering with this is to point out that despite Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year old girl mad at the world, her ass doesn’t live up to the lie and I guess to rub it in that Playboy trash Jayde Nicole’s face that she’s not the only gutter Canadian vagina willin to bang a 5 foot 5 MTV reality star in Kim Kardashian’s extended family. Seriously, dude’s rich, he should step up his game and get actual good lookin’ girls, maybe some still in college, instead of ones with dying low level celebrity careers.

Either way, here they are getting more attention than either of them have had in over 16 months, stirring up rumors and boring the fuck out of me, cuz they are at the level of desperation where a sex tape is the only answer to really get noticed…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Brody Jenner|Fake Relationship

2010

05

Apr

Easy Girl cuz She’s High of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I know the easiest girls to fuck are the ones who are so fucking high they they they are riding a unicorn with a stubby horn on a journey to a magical palace, instead of getting back alley raped, it makes them a lot less reliable when it comes to identifying her attacker.

This video of some high bitch is pretty fucking funny and pornographic to those of you who know they need this kind of prescription artillery to get a girl to agree to bang you, it’s the whole reason you went to medical school.

Posted in:Drugged Up|Easy Girl|High|Medicated

2010

05

Apr

Juliette Lewis is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

Juliette Lewis reminds me of something you’d find living in between Roseanne Barr’s ass cheeks, or maybe something she left in her dirty underwear…she’s seriously on some gutter shit that looks like something you left in a truck stop bathroom after a bout of food poisoning. There is nothing hot about this crackwhore to begin with, so there’s really nothing hot about her when she is unshowered and scratching her ass cuz the fungus gets itchy, but there is something hot about real crackwhores but that’s got more to do with the struggle they face daily to pay for more crack, choosing to give up hygiene for drugs and sucking off stranger cock, but when you see the Hollywood version of the shit, knowing she has millions in the bank, I just see bullshit…and I’m sure the people serving her in these pictures are smelling a whole lot of bullshit…cuz she’s disgusting and disgusting things usually smell…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|Wreck

2010

05

Apr

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Easter Bunny of the Day

I was making jokes all Easter about dressing up like the Easter Bunny and going to the park to tell the kids I had Easter Eggs hidden up my ass, just to throw their uptight parents off, Then I made jokes about making friends with a black Easter bunny at the mall and going to tag team bitches in costume, unfortunately, I never did either of those things, but my jokes are far more interesting than seeing the shit played out on Katy Perry…mainly because Katy Perry is a sloppy, disgusting, bad skinned monster of a girl who somehow tricked the world into thinking she’s a popstar…when really she should be nothing more than an Employee of the Month at McDonalds.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clown|Katy Perry