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2022

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the full moon, so charge your occult new age hippie crystals you indoctrinated satanic fucks….

It’s funny when trans people who are anti-the trans agenda get called transphobic by pasty, fat, unhealthy triple vaccinated, Ukraine flag carrying, freaks…it’s ok to be trans and still think there are two genders, if anything that is reasonable…..

I know gay dudes, old school gay dudes who are against the whole PRIDE, LGBTQ shit, even though they are proud faggots, they don’t need bullshit perverted parades to celebrate their gaydom, and they think it’s inappropriate to reduce gay to weird fetish sex acts….and they get called homophobic….one was even kicked out of a restaurant for being homophobic because it was a “Safe Space”…that he didn’t realize had a sign at the entrance that read “No homophobic slurs”…..so some straight woke weirdo kicked him out for being homophobic, when he’s been a homo for 40 fucking years….

It’s also funny when the vaccinated people who are injured from the vaccine, or when they’ve been sick consistently since getting the vaccine, getting covid 3 or 4 times between other colds and ailments…are called anti-vaxxers by the people who still wear two masks when driving alone…..I mean….they’ve had the vaccine, so they aren’t anti-vaxxers, and had three heart attacks and COVID 8 times…so maybe they’re just trying to warn others that shit ain’t right….

Then there are the black people, who are reasonable, maybe they have Christian values, or see how fucking weird they are trying to polarize and divide people, who white people are calling WHITE SUPREMACISTS…all because the black people don’t agree with the narrative being pushed on them by the white media….so now these people are being called white supremacists despite being black….by the same people who don’t let people have TACO TUESDAY at the college cafeteria for being appropriation..

It’s like the group of the inclusivity, diversity, no JOKES, no FUN….are the most uptight, angry, haters around……WHO MAKE NO SENSE…..because they are clearly retarded….

Then there’s the people who think the MOON and SPACE is actually real and not just an LED screenn in the sky….idiots….that NASA pic from their fake telescope looks like it was made by a teen into 3D art…obviously the next pandemic will be SPACE aliens..HILARIOUS….

Which is why I like to focus on the tits, because everything else is a fucking joke..a barely funny joke…LIKE THESE STEPLINKS!

Charlie XCX Comes in Hot
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Caroline Vreeland Underwear Pants
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Wrestler Brandi Lauren is On OnlyFans
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Em Rata Busty in the Car
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Kim Kardashian Wet See Through Bikini
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The best Car Message Ever
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Get Fat Lips the Natural Way with Bee Stings Like These People
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Single Word By Shopkeeper Stops A Potential Break-In From Happening!
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Air China Aeroplane With A Loose Screw!
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‘Succession’ leads the nominations with 25
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Irina Shayk Steps in For Beyonce!
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Former Dolphins LB Brought a Stripper into the Team Facility
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Kim Garner Sexy in St Tropez
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7 Badass Women
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Fascinating Photos from History
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Clara in the Sea
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Oregon TE Spencer Webb Went Instagram Official With OnlyFans Model Kelly Kay
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Car Slows Down On A Wet Highway, Truck Crashes Into It!
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Man Annoys His Girlfriend With Annoying Puns At IKEA!
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Albuquerque to unveil statues of Breaking Bad stars
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Lily James for Versace
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Zach Wilson References Rumor in an Instagram Caption
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WATCH: Russell Wilson and Ciara own the red carpet along with their children at D&G fashion show in Italy
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Looking At Why Bows On Ships Are Shaped The Way They Are!
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Massive SpaceX Explosion Causes Huge Shockwaves!
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Joan Smalls Half Naked for Beyonce
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Drummer Is Way Too Qualified For A School Gig!
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Brad Cooper’s New Babe
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Brian Urlacher Says Some Former NFL Players are Faking CTE
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Double Parked BMW Gets Destroyed By A Passing Bus!
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Security Camera Clip Of How A Horizon Employee Stole A Plane From SeaTac!
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Colin Cowherd Really Wants to Know Who Zach Wilson’s Mom’s Best Friend Is
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The Different Ways How Google Gets The Street View Images!
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Explaining The Battle Of France In 44 Seconds!
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5 Easy Magic Tricks
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Taking A Look Inside Elon Musk’s Tiny $50,000 House!
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Former Cyclist Lucia Javorcekova is Back Making Fire Instagram Content After Breast Reduction Surgery
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Em Rata in Bikinis
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Paris Berelc Cleavage in a Slut Dress
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Natasha Lyonne on the Streets in a Weird Bra Shirt
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Jordana Brewster on the Streets
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Julianne Hough and her Weird Armless Shirt
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Cardi B in Vogue
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Whitney Peak Filming
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Sara Sampaio on the Beach
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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage Girl
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Millie Bobby Brown Bikinis
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You’ll Want to Fuck Madison Shipman
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Germaphobe
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Bigger than Expected
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Titty Seizure
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Never Too Old
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Beer Made me Do It
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Cosplay Girl
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Titty Tuesday
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Olga’s Nude
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Best Yoga Pants
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Hard Face Ride
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Bouncing Boobs
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Wand Girl Does the Job
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Pretty Girl Boob Bounce
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Big Tits from Florida
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Tits a Year Apart
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Scumbag of the Week
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Kira and Candy Share a Bath
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Grool
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Mina Von D Cultural Appropriation
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Nature Pussy Rub
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Naked Girls on the Beach
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Weird Toy Time
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Weird Threesome
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Pussy Squeeze Girl
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Hot Lilah Masturbates Hard
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Pussy Time
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Big Ass Amateur Fucks
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Gripping the Dildo
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Maki Katana Nude
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Pillow fucker
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2022

13

Jul

Stella Hudgens Bra of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is Vanessa’s sister who DOES run an only fans to monetize off her fame…..

With the younger sister complex that you know the family overcompensated for with affirmations, and despite their lives being better because of who their sisters are, they still feel inadequate in comparison, in all circumstances, they’ll never be the star in the eyes of the people and that may not matter, but it matters…even when the sister is hotter or more talented…they’ll never be the star….so it’s important to give them attention while they are asking for it with their tits…..

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2022

13

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Ladies….Stay Fit, otherwise you’ll rot, and even if people fuck you when you’re fat and disgusting, doesn’t mean they really want to or that you were top choice…..

Better, more superficial people will fuck you when you’re fit which means you can probably land a good job or lifestyle because of it…

You won’t go through life needing two seats on the bus, being unable to walk up stairs without being winded, being unable to get off the couch without being winded, even when inspired and motivated by the cake in the fridge…..you know fat person depressing shit.

You won’t die prematurely by preventable things…..

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY…..you won’t be a fat fuck…..

These are fitness girls to inspire ladies to stay fit, so fat fucks like us can worry about getting rich, so that you’ll fuck us. DEAL.

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Posted in:Workout

2022

13

Jul

Noah Cyrus Tits of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley’s sister who doesn’t run an only fans to monetize off her fame….

With the younger sister complex that you know the family overcompensated for with affirmations, and despite their lives being better because of who their sisters are, they still feel inadequate in comparison, in all circumstances, they’ll never be the star in the eyes of the people and that may not matter, but it matters…even when the sister is hotter or more talented…they’ll never be the star….so it’s important to give them attention while they are asking for it with their tits…..

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Posted in:noah cyrus

2022

13

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the kind of wedgies that make me wish I was a pair of tight pants too small….so that I could spend the better part of my day being queefed on while a drippy ass pussy, all suffocated under my gripping fabric, starts to suck me up like an ardvaark….or is it an ant eater….apparently not the same animal…

I want my mouth to be the crotch of these pants, you know to give me something to do, because when it comes to pussy wedgies, you gotta wonder if the pant is the pervert doing the riding up, or if the grippy pussy is the vaccuum sucking it up….it’s a chicken or egg quesetion.

I guess the other kinds of wedgies are more on the leaving shit stains on the pant kid and since a dirty ass just isn’t as appealing to ride up as a walking fat pussy….but I guess both work for the pervert who has to go to bed tonight knowing he will never be a pair of tight wedgie producing garments….BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD of figuring out “WHAT AM I”…

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2022

13

Jul

Rainsford Bikini Nips of the Day

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Funny enough, I have a celebrity child fetish, so it’s pretty weird that I am not married to some bootleg celebrity’s kid, you know to feed that fetish, in which case I’d probably lose my celebrity spawn fetish, like I lost my French Canadian fetish with my wife….you know, it’s like working at an ice cream shop for 20 years, the ICE cream just doesn’t taste right, and even curdles your damn stomach.

Anyway, having a celeb spawn fetish, I am into this Rainsford, who was apparently raised in ASHVILLE before it became a hipster hot spot of lameness that I am sure it is today, leave up to the hip to turn Smoky Mountain hillbilly towns sour, like I know what I am talking about….I’ve never been and I am sure it is far better than here, but then again, I like that part of the world and country music….so whatever..

Anyway, I don’t know what Rainsford does, I think she sings….or maybe acts like her more famous acting sister…

Anyway, they are Andie Macdowell’s daughter’s small titties spilling out of her bikini on her beach vacation….

Anyway……

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Posted in:Rainey Qualley

2022

13

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks ALLOWED is the general rule around here, but I like to have a fat girl post to show to the haters how inclusive I am, like a TV producer putting a black, asian, latin, mexican, native, transgender, gay, lesbian, incel, so long as it is non white it is ok, in their stories….so that you have some weird ass group of friends who look like the getalong gang of rejects…..not to say people of all backgrounds don’t hang out, but when put together in hollywood in a way that is so fake and gay, and is strictly virtue signalling….it’s pretty obvious, hilarious and THE SAME REASON I post this….like FAT chicks are hot when getting naked, I AM NOT THAT GUY, if anything, it’s comedy to me….especially now that the 4 am drunk fatties you once called to fuck cuz they’d show up…think they are valid super model types thanks to BODY POSITIVITY…and nerds over hyping them up….NERDS….RUIN….EVERYTHING…..just ask GATES.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

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In this era of NOTHING IS REAL….even the celebs you jack off to are a fucked up edited version of themselves, like a boardwalk caricature level of authentic being passed off as authentic, so that creepers like Sarah Hyland, who I have consistently felt was a birth defect, genetic fuck up, with weak or light case of Primordial Dwarfism, which happens to be one of the saddest disabilities to have, and I actual feel terrible when seeing those little helpless aged kids, but when it’s a celebrity bitch who has a small dose of the shit, I feel nothing but contempt…

Anyway, Hyland is marrying some opportunistic gay dude who is straight for pay, Hudgens is her DISNEY SISTER and BFF, they have labeled themselves as BRIDE and BRIDESMAID because they want to be the leaders of obnoxious white girls of instagram, throw in some wine and we’ve got the TRIFECTA of mid 30 year old white girls being cheesy as fuck….

But they are in their ONE PIECES, so we gotta look, and you’d probably still fuck either or both, at the same time, or as a CUM TRIBUTE for reddit, since that’s as close as you’ll get to them….and i still think HUDGENS is hot, despite her midget wrestler body, and if I have to look at Hyland to see that neckless bull dog with her suit up her cunt, I can handle it….I’ve jerked off to worse.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|Vanessa Hudgens

2022

13

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls are not all dumpster fire pigs who look like they smoke weed to get through life because life has been unfair to them….not all weed girls are sloppy ass, lazy ass, bitches who get nothing done besides snacking all day…..but a lot of them are.

I am all for girls who smoke weed, or really anyone who smokes weeds, since I am into holistic medicine after seeing how fucking crazy BIG PHARMA is, and realize that if smoking weed gets you through it, if it makes your life better, it is a fuck of a lot better than being on SSRIs they prescribe to everyone to turn them into mindless shills…

We are all depressed, life sucks, humanity sucks, being motivated to live is for a small group of people will somehting to prove, so you might as well turn the chill on with a plant that you can grow with zero to no effort, especially when it was marketed as being the gateway to so many bad things in the propaganda against it, when really it’s probably just a gateway to sitting on the damn couch and not hating your life for it.

All this to say, DrunkenStepfather is SMOKED OUT stepfather…..at least for the sake of lookig at slutty self produced content of girls who think WEED makes for an ideal nude model prop.

I am into it.

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Posted in:Weed

2022

13

Jul

Sasha Pieterse’s Nips of the Day

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Sasha Pieterse is some South African actress that I’ve never heard of…but she has millions of followers so she either matters in a big way, or she has millions of fake followers that brands would probably still pay her to post them, because everything is a FUcKING LIE man…

Since I don’t know who Sasha Pieterse is and she’s showing tit, I figure it’s my RESPONSIBILITY to you, DEAR READER, to do a deep dig and find you some exclusive info on her….

MAYBE, I need to do a 10 Things you NEED to Know about Sasha Pieterse…

Or maybe I’ll call it 10 Things YOU didn’t know about Sasha Pieterse…but were too lazy to google because you don’t know who the fuck Sasha Pieterse is.

Here we go…

1- Born in South Africa, white and probably racist 26 years ago.

2- Human Trafficed to Las Vegas at 5 years old…..probably by her parents….

3- her parents were professional acrobats….so what better way to make actual money that to sell your daughter.

4- who the fuck is a professional acrobat…..

5- She was the face of SUPERCUTS at 4 years old…..

6- I hope you didn’t know she was the face of SUPERCUTS at 5 years old….

7 – She eventually got cast in the huge show PRETTY LITTLE LIARS at the time Instagream was just starting up, so we call that her lottery win….

8- She sings souther rock…..makes cookbooks and recently made a baby.

9- Her ovaries are broken and cause her weight FLUCTUATIONS….

10 – She’s showing nupple….and big 26 year old mom with broken ovary that cause weight gain TITS.

Now, make this post viral….I JUST CLICKBAITED…