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2010

01

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Legs|Ugly

2010

01

Apr

Sofia Vergara Tits in Modern Family of the Day

I haven’t seen the show Modern Family, but I have seen Sofia Vergara’s fat tits over the years and they’re pretty bust, even if I hate any bitch that speaks Spanish because it brings back horrible memories of my whore mother fucking random white dudes in our one room apartment back in Mexico, before she died of AIDS and left me to some child molesting priest run orphanage, but this isn’t group therapy motherfuckers, this is me keeping track of pussy, and despite what I’ve heard about Sofia Vergara and her little trip to Central America a few decades ago when her name was Sergio to get an “operation”, her tits are woman enough to ignore the testicles she was possibly born with….especially since they’ve been removed…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara|Tits

2010

01

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch is Back on of the Day

Just so everyone knows…Lindsay Lohan is playing up this drugged out near death bullshit harder than her father is. She is not going to die. She is not near death. She is probably not even doing drugs. She likes the fact people are talking about her and saying she’s the next to die. She’s milking it as hard as she can and really it’s pretty fucking easy. All she has to do is not shower, fall in public, put white powder in her shoes and get into the fetal position at a Wendy’s drive-through. I know she’s playing this up and I know this is all for attention and if she dies…I will be proven wrong…but as the guy who’s been doing the Lohan Death Watch for the last 3 years…I think I know what I am talking about….

Don’t believe anything you see in Hollywood. Shit is all staged and strategic….Don’t be an idiot even though I know you are a fucking idiot….and for those of you looking to jerk off, just imagine she’s some bitch you got some roofies into and who passed the fuck up in the cab ride you said “you’d share” home with her cuz you “Live in the same neighborhood”, resulting in you getting your way with her in the first Alley you could drag her into…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:death|Lindsay Lohan

2010

01

Apr

Hottest Sandra Bullock Picture of the Day

It’s no secret that I can’t stand Sandra Bullock because I know she’s been marketed as this All-American Sweetheart because of movies she was cast in, blurring the lines of reality for the average American, but the reality of the shit is that she was married to some Nazi motherfucker who fucks gutter trash and whether he goes to sex rehab or not, there is no way Sandra Bullock wasn’t aware of the shit, involved in the shit and I really don’t believe that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James marriage was nothing but a lie for publicity. Nothing in Hollywood is real, but what is real is how bitch is hididng in some garment bag like she was just in a mob hit or a victim of some serial killer being transported to the bridge to be thrown in the river and I think that’s her best look yet, not because I’m a psycho into dead celebrities, but I’m tired of people feelin’ for a bitch who’s had too much success in life who doesn’t deserve for anyone to feel for her especially when she was involved in the shit…cuz there’s no way this was all secret….it was just secret to the public…Stop being idiots people….I want this to end…cuz these people really aren’t important enough to talk about.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hiding|Sandra Bullock

2010

01

Apr

Nicky Minaj and Amber Rose in a Video of the Day

Here’s some real shitty hip hop song by some over-hyped bitch named Nicky Minaj that all the brothers are obsessed with and I don’t really know why…and to keep things real fucking low quality, bottom feeding and ghetto, it features Amber Rose…..The funniest thing about all this is that producing this video cost more money than bitch is worth, seriously, there are helicopters and fast cars like Diddy videos of the past and they would been better off if the car with Amber Rose in it accidentally drove into a brick wall and ended in a fiery mess, or at least if they shot it on a flip camera in the bitch’s bathroom while she got dressed, at least then we could jerk off to the shit while keeping it on mute instead of watching the shit hoping to see booty amongst a lot of topless black dudes on mute….Either way, I’ve got 5 emails about this shit, so maybe it’s a big deal, what the fuck do I know about music….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Nicky Minaj

2010

01

Apr

Erykah Badu Public Texan Nudity Story of the Day

Erykah Badu did a publicity stunt to remind people who Erykah Badu is and pretended it was some bigger socially aware experiment about loving her body or some other bullshit she’s trying to spin the fact that she got naked for media attention in a very public square where JFK got killed by the Republicans. I am posting this because despite not finding Erykah Badu, a mom of 4 hot, I still love public nudity for whatever reason and want to see her pussy. So if any of the racist redneck Texans took the time to put their guns in their holsters and pull out one of them there digital cameras to film the shit….send it my way…or at least let me know if she shaves or goes natural…

Now back to real updates….

Posted in:Erykah Badu|Nudity

2010

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that my Internet friends suck. You see for the last year of using twitter I’ve barely been able to get 5 new followers, then last night I mean I flirted with Jenna Jameson by making fun on her raw, beat up pussy and she answered me and all of the a sudden 80 new followers…proving that if you know an ex-pornstar…you’re life is a lot better for it…not that twitter followers do anything for me…or that I didn’t know ex pornstars make Christmas dinner more fun, but I like to think I’ve just learned for the first time in my life that it’s not what you know but who you know kinda thing….

That said I hate my friends and I need new ones……..

Now that I’ve just begged for friends, I figure I can go back to my stepLINKS, which are far more interesting than my anything I’ve got to say…or even that the guy Jenna Jameson hires to run her twitter acknowledged me…

The National Enquirer Won’t Even Let A Used Tampon Get In The Way of a Good Story
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Has This Bitch Got Talent, Or Has She Got Talent?
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Sofia Vergara Picture Gallery
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Because These sluts Do What They Are Told
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and Today in Pole Dancing Wipe Out’s
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World Leaders as JUGGALOS
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Bethenny Frankel Is The Stupidest Bitch Alive
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Here’s Minday McCready’s Sex Tape
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Man, I Would Fuck the Shit Out of Tin Fey
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 10 Hottest Illinois Women
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Hollywood Hates Goldie Hawn
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Yukie Kawamura is Very Niceeeee
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Big Titted Asian Hotties
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Baseball Fight – VIDEO
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Well Hello Summer Walker
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Boozed Up Sluts – A Gallery
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Lexi and Ahryan Get It On
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Life Just Keeps Getting Worse For Jesse James, Because Having a Photo of You Leak Doing the Nazi Salute Isn’t Enough
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I Wanna Be All Over Ashley Green
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Move to Japan, She is Probably It
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Mmmmmmm Rachel Bilson
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy Teenager Sells Her 7 Year-Old Stepsister For Sex At A Party
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Kourtney Kardashian thanks Photoshop
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Lesbian Threesome Anyone?
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Victoria’s Secret – The Nakeds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Because It’s The Closest Thing to a Girlfriend You’ll Get Today
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I am Praying to Fucking God This is a Photoshop. Jesus
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Lauren Leigh is Fine By Me
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Diagrams of the 9 Worst People to Road Trip With
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What An Ass Karla Spice Has
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Pam Anderson Looks Like a Trollop On Dancing With the Stars
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How About an Easter Whipping?
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Jessica Jane Clement’s Breasts Are Nuts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant….

Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about….

Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage.

Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Mar

Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:See Through|Selena Gomez

2010

31

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley with Some Bitches in a Bikini of the Day

There’s something sketchy about about a bitch peddling product she hires bitches to wear so that she doesn’t have to put it on…It makes the consumer think, if she doesn’t wear it and goes so far to hire a motherfucker to wear it for her, there must be something wrong with it….maybe her bikini line causes rashes, or maybe it causes yeast infection, or maybe it causes skin cancer, fuck I don’t know, that’s gotta be the only reason why she wouldn’t slip into the shit, when she knows all people care about when they buy her bikini line is seeing her wear her bikini line, otherwise people would buy the non-Elizabeth Hurley bikini line….

I mean unless she’s just self conscious of her old, tired, saggy, sloppy, disgusting body that was once prime and loved by everyone, and if that’s the case, she has no business using her name to market the shit…cuz a twat who avoids bikinis isn’t really a relevant expert on bikinis no matter how hard she rocked them in the 90s….

Either way, the whole thing is very upsetting and confusing, but at least the bitches in the bikinis with her are worth lookin’ at….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini Bitches|Elizabeth Hurley