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2010

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland on the Beach of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some 19 year old who is on Modern Family. She started out her career playing Howard Stern’s daughter on Private Parts, making me wonder if he’d make her ride the sybian like she was an actress he didn’t know when she was 7, or if he’s been waiting to make that happen since she was 7 and I guess it doesn’t matter since I don’t have satelite radio and haven’t heard Howard Stern in over a decade, not that I didn’t think he was funny or worth listening to, but because he got banned in Canada and I am to lazy to bother.

She is in her bikini top with her boyfriend, possibly the guy who took her virginity, because at 19 you have two types of girls, the sluts at a young age, or the girls who only give it up to the guy they trust enough and end up dating for 3 years before becoming sluts, even today, when most girls are sucking dick at 14 at blowjob parties and letting dudes fuck them up the ass cuz they learned from the Jonas brother’s that keeps you a “virgin”, there are still the semi-wholesome ones…

Not that it matters…just look at the pics….cuz at 19…whether the girl is hot or not…is always hot cuz the age factor outweighs genetics and natural beauty…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Sarah Hyland

2010

09

Mar

Minnie Driver in an Unfortunate See Thru of the Day

Minnie Driver is the love interest in Good Will Hunting, who may have helped give a career to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, but confused the fuck out of me in terms of why anyone would fall for a dude that looked like this, I don’t know what else she’s been in because the day I saw her in that shit, was the day I decided to avoid anything she was involved in. I made sure to remember her name, despite never remembering names, because she was that bad and here she is in an unfortunate See Thru shirt, that probably should have been left at home, along with Minnie Driver because she’s fucking ugly and should never have been famous even if she works playing the ugly bitch in movies…I don’t understand how her career happened…and I sure as hell don’t understand why I am posting pics of her bra….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Minnie Driver|See Thru

2010

09

Mar

Playstation 3 Game God of War Erotic Ad of the Day

There was a time when I tried to get an ad from Rockstar Games for Grand Theft auto. I was like that game beats up hookers and is based on stealing and being bad and was a perfect fit for this site. They rejected me. In my mind it was going to be my big break, I was going to get the 100,000 dollars they pay all the other sites to advertise, and I was gonna be able to leave my wife, move to the islands and fuck locals while eating coconuts and shit, but instead they fucking rejected me. They told me they weren’t interested in being on my kind of site and that pretty much paved the fucking way for me to never land an ad deal, barely breaking even on the money I do make, cuz hosting the site costs a fucking fortune, not that you care…but I do…and when I see ads for videogames like this God of War bullshit, that is pretty much an animated lesbian orgy, something the virgin loser gamers with no game have already jerked off to a dozen times the last hour, cuz they have build up, I get pretty mad. It’s like Playstation can endorse this shit but not my shit….and the whole thing makes me pretty fucking angry, but since you’re probably a virgin loser gamer with no game, it’s my job to post this for you to fall in love with more inanimate things….cuz real girls are so complicated while computer generated girls are so open minded cuz they are all programmed by other virgin loser gamers with no game, so they know exactly what you want.

Posted in:erotica|God of War|Playstation 3

2010

09

Mar

America Supports Pedophiles of the Day

I know you probably won’t care about this, but Lewis Carroll, the guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland, used to take pictures of 8 year old girls naked. If you go to his Wikipedia Page , you can see some of those pictures.

I’m not breaking this stories, I’m just reminding the public that your favorite kids story and now the most popular movie in theaters had a pretty seedy history. Sure some of the great minds used to sexualize kids, from Michael Jackson to Greek philosophers and the foundation of our society was pretty much built on 14 year old wives, and this just may be another example of how the world will just support what they are told to support, or maybe it tells us that people won’t discriminate against a person’s work based on his personal life….if it’s a good story, it’s a good story, even if a whole lot of 10 year old girls got naked in the making of it…

I guess it doesn’t matter, but Lewis Carroll is the Pedophile of the day…

Posted in:Lewis Carroll|Pedophile

2010

09

Mar

Breast Milk is Funny Weapon of Assault of the Day

This is a funny story of a drunk hag getting arrested and when being made to change into her prison outfit, she turned around and squirted the cop in the face with her breast milk, or what I like to call, natures most amazing weapon. Sure, bitch could have thrown shit, or pissed on the cop, but that shit is played out and doesn’t get you on the fucking news, so she got creative, and really the cop shouldn’t have pressed charges, she should have taken in every second of amazing stranger tits milk, hot and dripping off her face….

See, I have never tasted breast milk but I have always wanted to. All the women I’ve ended up with have been dried up hags who can’t get pregnant, or young girls who never wanted to pregnant, but if they did get pregnant, they’d abort, so I have always wanted to get the shit sprayed down my throat and all over my face and on more than on occassion, I have tried paying new mother prostitutes or strippers to do it, but they all refused, like I was trying to make the one wholesome thing about them dirty, when everything about them was dirty, especially their drunken, expired cum scent, they just didn’t like to admit it, cuz I guess new mothers are hormonal and shit…..

Posted in:Breast Milk|Lactating

2010

09

Mar

Rozlyn Papa from the Bachelor’s Sex Tape of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not bullshit TV like The Bachelor, that’s shit is for single women, or women unhappy in their marriages, but I do know that it’s a fucked up concept where a group of whores fight for the attention of one guy, when really they are fighting for the attention of America, so I wasn’t surprised when I read that one of the contestants had a porno past, cuz girls, when they’ve relied on their mediocre looks all their lives need to get paid, or when they thought they had their big break and would end up famous, only to be kicked off the show into obscurity, will end up sucking big black dick badly on video so people will keep taking about her…and all without showing the world her pussy, enough of a justification that she probably still doesn’t think she’s a whore……but with a name like Rozlyn Papa, it’s pretty hard to take those claims seriously, cuz I’ve had strippers with more legitimate stage names…either way, watch this black on blond bullshit…

Update – Turns out is a fake – I have no idea who she is – so I couldn’t have known better – but at least you saw black dick get sucked, I bet you liked it.

Posted in:Bachelor|Rozlyn Papa

2010

09

Mar

Heidi Montag’s Tits in a Not So Funny FunnyOrDie Video of the Day

Heidi Montag looks like a haggard trainwreck of a prescription drug addict, thanks to all the plastic surgery and genetics that made her pretty fucking ugly, but she does have stupid fake tits, that despite hating fake tits, look better than no tits, I guess….so here she is in a shitty funnyordie video because funnyordie is really not funny, but they clearly think they are, otherwise they probably would have changed their name, or maybe this is some brainwashing shit to trick us into thinking this shit is funny, cuz they tell us it is and people generally need to be told what’s funny or not, that’s why TV had laugh tracks.

Either way, here are her useless tits that won’t save her or her husband who milks her…so now that she’s not funny, does that mean we can kill her and watch her die, or is that just a lie from this bullshit website.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

All these Oscar parties have really burnt me out, you know the ones I wasn’t invited to because I am irrelevant to the entertainment industry, but I am pretty sure if I really wanted to, I could take the fuck over, at least that’s what I tell myself, because the reality is that I am too lazy, and laziness is the best excuse for failure or not trying, and delusion that you have what it takes makes laziness and not trying trying seem like something you shouldn’t commit suicide over, when you really should commit suicide….

But before we do in some collective internet mass suicide that will get us on the news, here’s some stepLINKS….

Christina Hendricks Hot Tits
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Guess Who Got Fucking Fired?! Hahahahhah
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Kara DioGuardi Sheer Panty Upskirt – Whore
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A Whole Lot of Models Without Pants On
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The Hottest Girls At The Oscars
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!
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Because Being Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be as Depressing As You Life Is
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Who Knew French TV Was So AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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And More Oscar Drama
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2010’s 10 Most Disappointing and Depressing NBA Teams
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Dirty Thoughts With Penelope Cruz
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Jamie Foxx Wants to Tap That Ass and I Don’t Blame Him
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Now THAT’S Some Talent – VIDEO
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Abbey Brooks is Worth Taking a Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Did Anyone Check Out That Cunt Who Interrupted the Speech During the Oscars Last Night
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Maliah Michel Does Smooth Mag
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Belen Rodriguez Looking Hot In Thong Bikini
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Tiffany Does Another Lesbo Trick – VIDEO
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Mina Suvari is Lookin Good
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God Damn I Love Eva Green
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Tasty in White
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Stacy Dash is Probably The Most Underrated Actress in Terms of Sex Appeal
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Jimmy Kimmel Does Some Funny Shit on His Show Occasionally – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Blonde Virgin on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Backstage VIDEO
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Oscar Slut Round Up
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Shay Laren is Sexy is Purple
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Julie is a Blonde Girl Next Door Type
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25 Animals Humping The Wrong Animal
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Party Girls, Dance, Fall – VIDEO
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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010
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Yeah I’d Bang Cameron Diaz, Joker Face and All
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Jaime Hammer Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Official Nipple in a See Thru on a Regular Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Pink Bikini of the Day

I got in a fight with the paparazzi agency who owns these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hot in a Pink Bikini because I talk shit about celebrities, while they pay off celebrities to stage photoshoots they can pretend are candid pictures, because Hollywood is a fucking business. Just last week they paid Nicole Richie 25,000 dollars to stand in front of the Eiffel Tower with her baby, 25,000 dollars for a picture of Nicole Richie. Can you imagine being that desperate of a company that you have to do something like that to generate revenue…

Needless to say, the more celebs I ripped into, the more celebs got mad enough to complain, or maybe they didn’t compain at all, but the photoagency were just doing damage control before they accidentally landed on it, so I can’t post these amazing pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini, but lucky for you there are at least 100 sites doing what I do who have the rights to these pcitures and I will link them so you can go and check this shit out…..

So follow this link because seeing the amazing mom body that proves that mom’s aren’t all used up and disgusting that is Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini was too good to ignore….and remember not all mom’s have to be lazy fucking cunts…so forward this off to your baby mommas or your mother’s or girls you are dating with kids to prove their collective lie wrong.

Alessandra Ambrosio is Fucking Hot in a Pink Bikini
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Pink Bikini

2010

08

Mar

Rose McGowan Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

All these Oscar parties brought out everyone who lives in Los Angeles in some kind of party for the retards who don’t realize they are retards because they are actually making a lot more money and living a lot better lives than we are, leading me to believe that maybe we are the retards and that when I think these people pollute our lives, the reality is that we pollute our own lives and the whole thing is far to confusing for me to understand, but what doesn’t confuse me are Rose McGowan’s tits, because no matter how old she may get, or how many movies she will do that won’t win her an Oscar, I’ll always be down to stare at pictures of them…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rose McGowan|Tits