I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period..

I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers….

Here she is riding her bike – because she’s a fucking kid – you perverts – stop fantasizing about pulling some “No Adults Allowed” sweet talkin stunt..

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