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2010

Mar

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is not very nice to me, despite me constantly sending her encouraging words about her emotional eating, and the fat ass it’s created being a positive thing, because the world’s got a lot of skinny girls and there are always black dudes willing to have sex with non-black girls of any size, proven by her best friends “The Fat Kardashian Sisters”….It’s like she doesn’t appreciate someone sending her links to cake recipes, or someone trying to get her mailing address to post on the site to have you guys mail her baked goods, and fried foods, and really anything that feeds her fat ass, instead she just ignores me…but I gotta give her some credit today, she’s taken her disgusting fatness and turned it into an okay thing by showing off the fat tits that have taken 10000s of calories to make…and when a fat chick can pull off good cleavage, it is pretty much the ultimate distraction….so everyone applaud this greedy, spoiled pig’s efforts.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage|Tits

2010

Mar

Kate Gosselin’s Mom Tits of the Day

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So has anyone heard anything about Kate Gosselin getting fake tits or is it just a lift or is it a good bra that scooped up her saggy empty milk sack tits she had nursing her litter, cuz she looks like she’s has more tit….not that that’s a good thing, considering she’s disgusting….

It just seems like something a woman would do after the father of her 8 kids walked out on her for some younger girl who I think he ended up beating up or some shit…before every turned on him and told the world he had a small dick, something shocking to everyone considering dude was Asian…not that his dick matters, or the fact that he hurt her so bad that she’s become a typical bitter ex-wife cunt…and the real question is where are her kids going to be when she’s doing “Dancing with the Stars”…seems like irresponsible parenting to me, not that pitching a show to the Life network cuz you have a super scary lesbian uterus that makes too many babies was really an example of good parenting, she’s just exploitative and here she is exploiting her mom tits….not that this is hot, she’s a fucking man who has turned into a hag of a woman and I always hated her and her bossy, annoying ugly ways. If I was her husband, I would have left her obnoxious fat mom ass too, and now that she’s single she’s got a little too much baggage, despite my appreciation of step-parenting, she’s clearly only good for her money and fading celebrity…and I guess it’s fun watching her life she probably once thought was incredible crumble before her eyes…

And another set of this man in a dress…

And one last outfit – because there is such thing as too much Kate Gosselin….and you’ll realize that in the next few months as this show gets going….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Mom Tits

2010

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in Paris are Romantic of the Day

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Lohan is hanging with a gang of rejects in Paris, where she’s hitting up as many of the fashion shows as she can during Paris Fashion Week, hoping to really solidify her place in the fashion world, only apparently she got rejected access from some John Galliano show, because I guess the people at John Galliano don’t give a fuck about Lohan, but as long as she rocks these titty dresses, I do….unfortunately, Lohan’s not showing up at my door trying to get in, but if she keeps getting rejected at legit events, one day she may…you know when she’s desperate and made aware that I want to get her pregnant with my irrelevant dick.

Here are extra pics of Lohan in some tight outfit that I don’t want to bother doing a dedicated post on because I am lazy, they aren’t that interested, and I’d rather be napping in preperation of my night drinking….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paris|Reject|Tits

2010

Mar

The Bullshit Bachelor Wedding of the Day

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I don’t watch TV but I do know that I don’t trust anything that happens on it, especially when the producers tell me its a reality show, because I know nothing in entertainment is reality, it’s all writen and contrived with contracts and all that bullshit so that the outcome is known before they fucking start shooting. The whole thing is just a lie to feed retarded Americans who will watch anything to distract them from their miserable lives after working their miserable jobs.

So when I see contestants from a reality show get married in front of America, because it’s only fitting since they fell in love in front of America and it would be wrong to not get married in front of the people who have been rooting for them the enitre 10 week run, I actually see dollar signs from advertisers eating this shit up, I see bullshit from contracts each contestant had to sign and see fake fuckin’ everything that is all for the sake of getting a little attention, hopefully using as a stepping stone to bigger careers cuz I guess having cameras follow you around gets addictive….

So the last week I’ve been getting press releases about Bachelor scandals surrounding his final choice from the gang of whores with no shame who had no problem competing for his love cuz he he had to choose on of them, like any normal real life situation at the stripclub, I knew it was just bullshit to get viewers to this televised wedding which being televised should have tipped you fuckers off that it was bullshit to…

What it comes down to is that nothing is sacred, even if getting married is a horrible fucking thing regardless of being sacred…and that everything is marketable and capable of making money no matter how boring, useless or bullshit it is when you live in a country of morons who get emotionally attached to people on their screen, while being totally void of emotion to the people in their lives….pretty fucked up society we’re in….

But I do like jerking off to girls in wedding dresses, cuz they are at their most challenging day to convince them to cheat, cuz they are focused on their man, making it almost impossible fetish to live out….and challenges exicte me, but laziness prevents me from doing anyting about it…

On a sidenote, I wonder if the Bride got to choose the Boom Mic at her wedding, or if she got to choose which paparazzi agency was allowed in to take pics or if it was the wedding planner who snuck that one in…idiots….and I guess the real idiot in all this is me for writing this rant on something so insignificant and unsexy…but I like to think I did it for the single ladies, like Beyonce, since besides married women whose marriages weren’t what they expected but instead turned to a boring hell, they must be the only ones watching this shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bachelor|Bullshit

2010

Mar

Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day

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The good thing about Kylie Minogue is not that she survived breast cancer, it is that she didn’t get Vagina cancer, because a woman is still a woman if she has her sex organs intact, whether she’s had to have her breasts removed or not. See a lot of these breast cancer survivors get depressed, at least according the support group I tried to join because I figured it’s be a good place to meet a future wife. The act like they lost their femininity, their womanhood, but really, as long as they’ve got a functioning pussy, they’re all the woman I need and I’m sure even if she did have Vagina cancer, we’d figure out a way to make it work so that it doesn’t feel too gay, because Kylie is lookin good in her post-cancer old age….cuz she’s a fucking survivor….a survivor with a vagina…and I love vagina….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Survivor

2010

Mar

Rick Ross’ Baby Mama’s Sex Tape of the Day

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No, this isn’t a clip on mating from Animal Planet, you racist…this is just a couple black folk having some good old censored sex…but what makes it more interesting than all the pregnant black chicks at your local Wal Mart carting around 3 previous babies they have with different fathers, is that this bitch is rumored to be Rick Ross, the fat rapper who was a prison guard’s baby momma…not that you’d expect any decent respectable woman to get kncoked up by him…but I guess people still find it interesting to see the kind of trash he accidentally came inside when fucking after one of his shows in action…it’s like now you can visualize just how that fuck got down and how he got it in her despit being 350 pounds and you can see her style and moves and the only unfortunate thing in all this is not the scars it will leave in your memory, but the fact that this is someone’s fucking mother and that her and Rick Ross have brought a life into the world, possibly out of love to build that happy family together, but maybe it’s just a business move on her part, cuz the whore will get a monthly paycheck far better than the one the government already gives her….Don’t get me wrong, I love black girls, I just don’t like trash and whether this girl was Mexican, white or asain, I’d have the same fucking feelings towards her whore ass…but I know how you people are and I know you’re going to go on the attack but I hope you keep in mind that I generally hate everyone…race, nationality, gender or sexuality is really a secondary thought……

Posted in:Baby Mama|Rick Ross

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I made 50 dollars today. It was a fucking joke. I went to every coffee shop in the area, threw a dime into the tip jar and took out a dollar, not one person caught on and it’s not really stealing considering they get paid by the hour anyway, it’s like free fucking money. Seriously, I have tried to steal in the past and I have always got busted, whether it was the Playboy VHS when I was 19 that landed me in the Security office of the local mall, or the pair of boxers I tried to steal cuz I shat myself that landed me in the fucking police station, thinking, wow, cops really have nothing better to do with their time, but all that taught me that I may not be very slick, but I guess I was today and now I’m going to get fucking drunker than usual, cuz my wife only gives me 20 dollars a day to live off of…On a side note, Lohan is writing a tell all book and I am trying to be the ghostwriter. Sure, I don’t really know how to write, but figure writing a chapter describing each sexual partner she’s had is really my life purpose…so if you know Lohan let her know I’m ready…okay…drinking time….

Paper Camera, Paper Chase
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a is Disgusting, Spouts Off About Some Thing Or Another
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Sex in the Middle of the Road in Germany? Why Not
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12 Superheroes That Are Actually Assholes
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest Girls
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Because a Strong Grip Can Be the Best Friend You’ve Ever Had
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Mary Carey and Her Giant Tits
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Shauna Sand Looking Whorish, Probably On Her Way to the PTA Meeting to Bone Her Kids Teachers
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How To: Make People Angry – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gaga’s Latest See Thru Costume
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Katherine Heigl Was Never Really Hot, But Man Bitch is Looking Beat
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Call Her Dr. Claw
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Gettin Dirty in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Model Catrin Claesen Showing Off Some Swimwear
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Veronica and Sara Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Beyonce is Lookin Hot in the Ads for Her Clothing Line House of Derrier (That means ASS, you uncultured fuck)
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Alicia Duvall is Trashy, Maybe Even a Bit Trashier Than I Usually Enjoy
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Admittedly, I’m a Sucker for a Feel Good Story Involving Puppies. Go Fuck Yourself – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lucky, Lucky Lesbians
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Are Just Fucking Insane
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Perfect 10? Maybe – Gallery
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Dancing With the Sluts
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Atheist College Group Exchanges Porn For Bibles
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Couldn’t Write Her Name, Let Alone a Book
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Pamela is Self Fisting
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Gotta Love a Man in a chicken Suit – VIDEO
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Nicolette Sheridan is Starting to Look Like the Geriatric She Is
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Almost Reese Witherspoon Vagina
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Some Joanna Krupa, Just Because
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off With Your Car – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Natalie Blair is Nude
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Jenny McClean is Nude in the Woods
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2010

Mar

I love the Recession of the Day

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I love the recession, not only does it make a lot of people as broke as me, who were never as broke as me before, struggling cuz they aren’t used to it, like digging for cans in the public garbage but more importantly turning everyday women into sex working whores. I was reading something about some New York executive who got laid off from one of the banks and became a stripper and it’s happening all across America and it’s turning our generation into a whole new “Sexual” revolution, but instead of free love, shit costs money cuz every pussy seems to be a whore. I think the desperation was just what we needed to let people’s true colors shine…..

Posted in:Prostitution|Recession|Sex Trade

2010

Mar

Some Boring Pictures of Miranda Kerr of the Day

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When I see a Victoria’ Secret model, I like her to be half naked. As far as I’m concerned she doesn’t wear anything but lingerie and bikinis even if she does and when I do see boring shit like this being pulled by one of them, I get angry because this is just not what they are meant to be doing…it’s against the whole “Selling Their Soul to the Devil and by Devil I mean Victoria’s Secret because many other girls could be in their place, cuz let’s face it you’re not that great” policy…but I have a feeling some of you can still get off to this bullshit….and that’s why I am posting it…you know cuz I’m homo like that and get off to helping “straight” guys cum….and you’re the “straight guy” turning another guy on by doing what you’re doing to yourself…making you pretty fucking gay too….not that I’m actually gay, but for a second I felt like I could be, because why else would i bother posting celebrity smut and shit for dudes to jerk off to all day….it just doesn’t make sense…it’s like I’m bribing you for some sick purpose…that’s the only possible explanation…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boring|Miranda Kerr

2010

Mar

Samantha Fox is Still Alive of the Day

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In the 80s, Samantha Fox was a big deal. If you were one of the few guys who didn’t find her the hottest pussy around, you’d get beat up for being a faggot, even though by today’s standards she is just a trashy piece of shit with fat tits, because as a species we have come to terms with the fact that big tits aren’t enough to make a bitch relevant…

Either way, Here’s some of her old pics….

And Here’s her video called Naughty Girls from the 1980s

And Here she is today, with substantially smaller tits, even though her tits were all people cared about, I guess it’s just proof that aging sucks…..especially for her…because we’ve all moved onto new pussy while leaving her with just memories of what was….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alive|Samantha Fox|Tits