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2010

02

Mar

Human Trafficked Girl of the Day

This bitch should have been thankful that they recruited her to be human trafficked, because at least she got some male attention and sex, when she otherwise wouldn’t.

I don’t really buy this bullshit story about being raped and extorted by telling her they would show her parents, I think she got a taste for cock and liked it, because this bitch isn’t from some Eastern European trying to escape the country for citizenship in America , or some Asian kid who was kidnapped for ladyboy sex in Thailand, she some eager suburban girl who got looped into some bullshit that they are calling Human Trafficking when really it’s just fucking old school prostitution….and prostitution, no matter what you call it…is porn to me…

Posted in:Sex Trafficker|Ugly

2010

02

Mar

Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller is a model with a great body, she was in Vegas Magazine and she looked alright for a model with a great body. I would have preferred to see her spread eagled on a bed fisting her pussy like the whore that she is, but won’t admit that she is, because she’s masked that bullshit with an actual profession and has an ego that limits her vaginal fisting to the privacy of her own home.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Vegas

2010

02

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Titties of the Day

There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was only good for having big tits on a small frame and that time ended when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to emotionally eat her way thru life, leading her an inflated fucking whale of a girl who could only get on person hard and that person was the guy at the restaurant she was walking into cuz he knew it meant he’d make some fucking money that night…until the world turned on her, laughed at her and humilated her, in way that would have got us kicked out of school for being “bullies” but that brought some real-life perspective to her that forced her to get on the treadmill and work her ass off so that she would never be laughed at again, proving that bullying, another move by the government to make everyone seemingly nice, despite everyone genetically being cunts who love other people’s downfalls, is one of life’s needed mechanisms to help us all be better people….

Here she is showing off her tits for a change….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Tits

2010

02

Mar

Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Tits

2010

02

Mar

Lady Gaga Pantsless Performance Pictures of the Day

Lady Gaga is a marketing machine that I hate but that has also fooled the public by brainwashing them with her music that gets stuck in their fucking head….while shoving bullshit about being a pop-artist, or being a performing artist, or having a purpose other than making a ton of money like the lesbian down the hall from me who used to invite strangers into her house to throw paint on her, something that would have been hotter if she wasn’t fat and didn’t have a hairy chest thanks to the hormone therapy she was on.

I can go on and on about how bad Gaga is for the world and how I don’t get why such an ugly thing with a horrible body would get such positive reception when ugly people are supposed to be too scared to talk and suicidal or how something like this even got on stage, but I can only assume it has something to do with the local government forcing the circus to ban freakshows to be politically correct, while the human need to laugh at freaks didnt end when the government decided it should….like racism, homophobia, and equal rights the governments think needs changing to make the world more fair, when humanity hasn’t really changed that much….and are still racist, homophones who love seeing others miserable, beneath them or failing….

I’ve made it clear that I don’t like, respect, or find her worth jerking off to because she is disgusting and bullshit, even when her genitals are exposed, but I do like posting pictures of her to remind you that she’s a fucking joke and to encourage you to try your best to boycot the shit. Call your radio station, start a petition, she’s the fucking devil and she needs to be stopped…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2010

02

Mar

Eva Longoria is Bent Over in a Little Skirt of the Day

I don’t know how long this Desperate Housewives shit is going to go on for, but I do know that the ladies are starting to age in a pretty major way and that they should consider changing the name to Desperate Retirees.

Lookin at these pictures of Eva Longoria, I can tell they had to strap this Mexican trying so hard to be white ditch pig up so tight that her ravaged married and sloppy ass still had the youthful perk. I’m talking the industrial sized SPANX to shape her in a way that wouldn’t make the average man forced to watch this shit because he is poor and only has one TV or is totally fucking owned by his wife and who does what she tells him because he traded in his balls for the married life years earlier, think to himself “she she really is a desperate housewife and now the one thing that was decent about this show and that allowed me to put up with watching the show has turned to shit like their tired fucking storyline”….. and here are the pics.

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Skirt

2010

02

Mar

Kristen Stewart is Horrible Looking of the Day

I think I should be putting Kristen Stewart on the death watch because she looks like she’s on some kind of drugs and is about to fucking die. I know this grimey disgusting stinky pussy look is her thing, but I have seen gutter street kids yelling at the brick wall while trying to clean out their crack pipe, look better and healthier than this….

I knew she was not all that good looking to begin with and that she was cast in Twilight so that all the ugly girls of America wouldn’t feel alienated by her looks and could relate and fantasize to the love story that made them all have their first teen orgasm ever, making Twilight actually pornographic material designed for teenage girls…. while taking an already ugly thing and give up on it turning it into some kind of greasy wreck of a thing you’d expect to find in a gutter, unhealthy and skinny and week makes Kristen Stewart actually pornographic material for me…but that’s just because I like my masturbation to involve girls who are ugly enough to be attainable and weak enough to be unable to run when I’ve got them cornered…I’m a romantic like that.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Ugly|Wreck

2010

02

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ex-Model Legs of the Day

Here is United Nations babymaker Heidi Klum trying to break down German tradition and sterotype of eating sausage and sauerkrout before killing all things non-Aryan, by having a dozen kids with Seal, like she was some kind of farm animal…and the funny thing is that I’ve been seeing a lot more German women out there with Black boyfriends, husbands, baby daddies, like it’s a fucking trend to break their horrible reputation of the past…but I think it’s more of a sexual thing than a political thing, don’t let her wholesome mom face fool you, cuz I’ve see German porn and shit is on another level of crazy, that would probably require a very strong, huge-cocked black man to participate in by ripping them apart at the seam before getting shit on in some kind of bloody, stinky, poop covered mess. The baby-making is just a bi-product of that.

Either way, no matter how beat up, clamped up or ripped apart her pussy may be and no matter how much she likes being shit on, or shitting on black men, I still think she’s got it going on….so here are some pictures of her to remind us of what was….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ex-Model|Heidi Klum|Legs

2010

02

Mar

Olympic Silver Medal Skier Julia Mansuco’s See Thru Shirt of the Day

I knew I didn’t like female ski racers back when I used to work at a local ski hill for a winter and I wouldn’t get excited when I’d see them all come in for lunch wearing their skin tight racing outfits, before people wore skin tight outfits out on the regular and back when skin tight outfits on girls would normally get me excited.

The female ski racers were never good looking, not even the low level ones who you knew were only ski racing cuz their dad had a fucking dream for them…and that dream was that they were actually boys and not girls…these ski racers look like fucking dudes, with huge muscular legs and asses that were homosexual to get off to or even admit you kinda liked.

I guess the good looking girls were too busy being good looking and going to the mall to flirt with boys instead of trying to break speed records with the boys….where the good looking girls would learn about what really matters in life, like dressing hot and being sluts…instead of wasting their time being the pride of the country and their mountain, who rock goggle tanlines and horrible outfits their sponsors give them for free as a sign of accomplishment…

So it’s no surprise that when she tried to get dolled up for Larry King, she failed in terms of winning the medal for best dressed, but she won the gold for wearing unintentional see thru shirts….a gold that doesn’t get me excited sexually when normally it would, because she’s built like a strong homeboy who I’d call to help move furniture or a hero I’d ask to climb up a tree to save my kitten and not a scared, weak girl who needs me to nurture her back to health after running away from home and ending up on the street begging for change who I’d normally go for by before stepping up and offering her a couple bucks in exchange for blowjobs, if you know what I mean….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Julia Mansuco|See Thru

2010

02

Mar

Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober.

I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules….

All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Model