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2022

28

Jul

Stella Hudgens Nipple of the Day

Let there be face filter nip…..

Personally, I can’t stand these augmented reality filters that women use thinking it’s some kind of makeover app, or beauty app, to give them a little glam when they haven’t bothered doing any glam, because it’s essentially turned them into cartoons, and I refuse to jerk off to cartoons, ever since that one time Jessica Rabbit got the best of me, I said NEVER AGAIN…

But, I also like tits, and celebrity siblings or spawns, because they are this weird hybrid human who you know is disappointed in themselves because they can never live up to the celeb, like a typical girl on instagram, but with WAY more skin in the game, because they are so close to the celeb….

So seeing Stella Hudgens decide the money’s in selling nudes, is a pretty funny and entertaining turn of events, because you’d think it’d be beneath her, but the money is huge, so might as well get it before it’s too late, especially if all it takes is showing a little nipple on her big tits that weren’t big enough to make her as relevant as sister Vanessa…but let’s hope she keeps trying cuz nipples are a step in the right direction….now try asshole!

As a small bonus, here is her famous sister who’s back she rode to get to the point where people notice her nipple, so that it doesn’t get lost in the vortex of nipples on the internet IN A BIKINI….

Nothing like ruining a Stella Hudgens life moment by reminding her that we only care because of her sister!

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

28

Jul

Jessica Biel’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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When your husband is a homo that was probably molested in a boy bad that you groupied on, turned a blind eye on his gayness, even if his dances and hair told you a different story, you even had his kid, possibly from artificial insemination to avoid the pussy, but maybe just set to gay porn while she took it from behind…. you probably do what you can to maintain your best feature for as long as possible, hoping, that maybe he’ll come out of that closet and give it to you like the loyal and wife that you are….or maybe, it’s for other men to fuck her while he watches which is a less gay, but still gay approach……

Racy bathing suit choice for a mom in her 40s, I guess she’s well aware of what she’s packing and is ready for some actual male attention, not some Cry me a river bitch shit…so get to it.

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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2022

28

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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What if I told you all the skin cancer they say is from the sun, that you need to put sunscreen on to protect yourself from, is actually causes by the sunscreen they have you convinced to put on. It’s a billion dollar industry based on FEAR….

The sun is the KEY to all living things, vitamin D that is essential in fighting of disease, and even if it makes you a leathery old bitch, it’s better than lathering yourself up in toxic fucking chemicals your body absorbs.

But don’t listen to me, I’m not a doctor and really know nothing about anything, besides big corporations are evil and DO NOT care about you…..

PLUS they are trying to get in the way of me and my TANLINES, a fetish.

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Posted in:Tanlines

2022

28

Jul

Braless in Tight Shorts and Other Videos of the Day

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Milf!

On all fours

STRETCH

Tight Leggings!

Deep Stretch

Standing Proud

Casually Hanging Out

Comfy Pants

Ballerina

Impressive

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

28

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media is so fucking lame, it’s almost as bad as podcasts….so much fucking ego, nothing cool, fun, interesting, or amazing…just all these people running ads like they are celebrities, trying to be celebrities, or becoming celebrities in the process

The internet Glory Days of rogue, hilarious, exciting, exploitative, trolling are done, because everyone’s out here exploiting themselves..and that’s not even factoring in all the lame woke shit that has killed internet comedy and trolling….but at least we’ve got the memes.

To make things worse, the big budget, deep pocket, fake as shit actual celebs have all moved in on the main platforms of the internet, because they love people paying attention to them, watching them, so basically ruining the fucking party, turning itthe platform for the people, by the people while the celebs were too important for it, all busy making shit movis, into this corporate and produced, curated and designed to brainwash you, trash……basically an an extension to TV, Movies, Magazines and the things we tried to escape with the internet.

So many people producing shitty content all day, the views go to the worst fucking people, so the actual interesting people never even surface, remaining the homeless buskers in the shadows…

Hopefully the internet goes back to niche communities, because this edited, censored, manipulated, ad supported, big tech, catch all platforms are fucking garbage.

As far as I’m concerned it is still the wild west and I’m a motherfucking cowboy, just a lazy fucking cowboy, the BEST is yet to come….and I don’t mean these stepLINKS..

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Jena Sims brings the Bikinis
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Joey King Shares Her Beauty Routine with Allure!
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Topless Luna in a Apartment
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Chris Rock directly address “slap” to audience at MSG
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Ex-NHL Player Sean Avery Gets Dumped By Model Wife Hilary Rhoda!
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Amazing Stop Motion Art Of A Crazy Office Worker’s Night Meal!
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Deer Gets Hit By A Race Car!
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Gorilla Shows off Baby
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Gold Digger Prank!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of summer is not the smell of my old ass neighbor’s rotting vagina radiating the neighborhood like the worst kind of BBQ ever….

It’s the hot chicks in the skimpy clothes and the non hot chicks in skimpy clothes..basically…it is the skimpy clothes..

From short shorts, to tight shorts, to summer dresses, to fitness gear with tits flopping everywhere…the world is practically one big porn set to jerk off to so don’t let it go to waste…because before long…..you’ll be dead and not able to pop boners in parks like ballers pop bottles for sluts….

Get your creep on, you’re a man, it’s in your blood, no matter how hard the AI tries to tell you to not be into chicks for their fuckability index, to instead worry about global warming, pandemics that you can’t say are affecting gays, economic collapse…food shortages….end of world shit….because looking at a set of tits in a skimpy outfit is offensive…..follow your instinct and stare until it is uncomforatble for everyone….LOOKING is not TOUCHING…..but soon it will be treated like it is, so get it in before glancing at a woman is called rape….

Or don’t….I’m just overly excited by some pink tight shorts right now and it is getting the best of me.

Here are some links…

Vanessa Hudens – Bikini Babe
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Anastasia Ashley Surfs Disney World
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Zoey Deutch Selfies!
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Peyton Kennedy Braless Selfie
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Deacon Phillippe – Son of Ryan and Reese Makes Acting Debut
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Woman designed anti-ManSpreading chair
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7 Movies the Villains Win In
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Bobby Ryan Arrested
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Kara Del Toro’s Black Bikini Top
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Britney Spears leaks disturbing 2019 text messages she sent her mom
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Pole Vaulting Athlete Gets Into An Accident!
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Diver Goes Cage Diving In A Plastic Cage, Almost Gets Eaten By A Great White Shark!
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Ducks Jump in Pool for First Time
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Kristin Cavallari Reality Show Mom TItties i a Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid Clones Herself
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Aaron Rodgers Looking a Little Nic Cage at Training Camp
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Heloise Hut Nails the Selfie
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Millie Mackintosh – Bikini Cameltoe
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600 Pound Brendan Fraser
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The Weeknd teases ‘After Hours Nightmare’ experience debuting at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights 2022
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Chess-playing robot breaks 7-year-old’s finger during match in Russia
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Rally Championship Mark Higgins Avoids Crashing At 150mph!
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Chicago Mayor Proposes Major Stadium Update
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Half Nude Ukrainian Model
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Funny Video Compilation
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Iva Kovacevic Big Boobs in a Red Bikini
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Engineer Rebuilds A Bicycle Wheel By Splitting It Into Thirds!
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Michelle Monaghan is a Twin in New Movie
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Kevin Hart Questions Channing Crowder’s Nudism
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Conan O’Brien selling Carpinteria, California beach house
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Cops Get Shot At By A Four-Year-Old Child!
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Angry Customers Get Hot Water Thrown On Them By Taco Bell Employee!
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Von Miller Respects the Fans
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Cats Reacting To Stray Cats In The Video Game “Stray” Are Truly Funny!
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Paul Sorvino Wanted to Strangle Harvey Weinstein
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Notre Dame’s Epic Uniform Reveal Video
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Nude Model by the Sea
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Kid Sleds Down An Escalator Right In Front Of A Cop!
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Prince Doing B-Ball Tricks
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Upgrade the Office
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Fenway Park Brawl
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Kristin Cavallari Plays Sip or Spill
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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In Case You Missed it – Eva Longoria’s Thong
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Maya Hawke in a Photoshoot
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Zoey Deutch in a Pink Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Addison Rae in a Sports Bra
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Tallia Storm Titties
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Kathryn Newton Parties
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Devinity Perkins in Lingerie
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Sophie Turner in a Tight Outfit
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Blink 182 Drummer Survived
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Gugu Mbatha-Raw
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Kaia Gerber in NYC
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Throwback Nude Drew Barrymore
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Fishnet Dildo Ride
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Disturbign Camp Site
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Soapy Boobs
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Camel toe Girls
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Beach Suck
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Very Big Boobs
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Hot Naked Vayla
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Stupid Human Shit
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The Threesome Triangle
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Dressed and Undressed
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Babe Rides a Dildo
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Nude Model Christina
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Pump it Up
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Dildo with the Butt Plug In
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Bolt Ons By the Beach
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Hot Mirror Selfie
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Flexible BUSTY Girl
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Stand Up Paddle Board Fitness
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Glamour Model Alice Goodwin Sucks a Dick
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Naked Wendy in the Surf
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Showing Off the Black Bra
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Anal Creampie
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Bathtime
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Unacceptable Devices
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Cowgirl Action
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Butts
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Crotchless Panties
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Cheating Girl Sucks off Boyfriend’s Friend
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Incest is Not the Best
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Best Jeans Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Body of the Day

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I’d say J.Lo has got to give it a rest, just because you can use CGI and high budget movie make-up to give off some illusion that you’re not rotted out, doesn’t mean you should..

There’d be nothing wrong with J.Lo tapping out on her pile of money, enjoying her retirement with her new Husband who they could adopt babies to bleed out for the stem cell blood transfusions the rich get to stay young…..

I guess there’s nothing wrong with a proud of her body 50 year old showing off like she’s recent divorced and ready to party…but it’s pretty trashy and offensive to all the 50 year olds out there that she’s SHAMING by presenting herself this way….because people took issue with VS models in their prime, they should take issue with bikini pics of people 30 years past their prime…..yet instead people celebrate it…

It’s weird how they pick and choose isn’t it….like J.Lo is “fierce” despite being edited and filtered beacuse she’s old and Puerto Rican……but a hot model is offensive when not photoshopped or being shameless…..

How do people keep track of it all, maybe that’s the make it make sense question marks people are asking about basically everything in these fucking weirdo, timeline overlapping, CERN gateway to inter-dimensional, transhumanism, programmed by the AI Hell……

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|Jennifer Lopez

2022

27

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit ladies….

It’s the only way to truly capitalize on everything this life has to offer and be as hot as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can….. otherwise, you’ll just come across as a lazy piece of shit, not just waiting to die, but trying to die, which I’d say has worked well for me, but well is a relative term, that could really mean anything….near homeless, broke, fat wife….but it’s been jokes which is something……but arguably better if I was fit…..and a chick…..maybe this is my transitioning origin story cuz fit bitches got it easy….

Point of the story, normalize girls who workout instead of the fatty walmart shopper looking bitches they are calling “Models” now.

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Posted in:Workout

2022

27

Jul

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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When you see a caption like RITA ORA see through, you’d probably expect to see her awesome heavy tits that have helped her exist after her pop career failed….

So you must be pretty disappointed that your favorite wife to a weird New Zealand actor who pretends to be a popstar and more than just tits…..is not showing her tits….

BUT it’s still a see through dress motherfucker, she’s just making it about her ass to show you her versatility I guess.

Overall, she’s still hot.

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

27

Jul

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

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The most amazing thing about this email is not the fact that Bella Hadid is half naked, she’s been half naked, old news, unless it’s a dildo grip campaign, what we….it is not that she is being paid by a brand, likely more than you’ll make in your life, for one simple campaign…but that is pretty amazing when you factor in how hot or not hot or how interesting or not interesting she is….it is not the fact that she’s smiling to show some personality….the most amazing thing about this shoot is that she can smile, you’d think with a face that looks that plastic, it’s be an impossible feat…but I guess when you put your mind to something; or when you have rich fame whore parents, you can be anything and do anything you visualize for yourself…oh the other amazing thing about this shoot…titties!!!

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Posted in:Bella Hadid