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2010

16

Feb

Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t.

All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean…

But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him.

Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

Posted in:Maxim|Model|Teen

2010

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. Seriously, I passed the fuck out and didn’t know if I was dead or alive, and now I feel like I am living on a cloud in a happy place, I am not sure if I am actually dying, dead or typing this, but I figure I might as well post my links in case I am actually alive. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t really have to, since everything in life is wonderful….for now.

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby Cuz She’s Insane…Please Suicide…Pull thru on this one….
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RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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18 Douchebag Celebrities and their Douchebag Tattoos
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Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Because Your Valentines Day Was as Depressing and Hopeless as Mine Was
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As If We Needed More Proof That Heidi Montag Was On Her Way to Be a Porn Star, But In Case You Did, Here it Is
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Teenage Mutant Reservoir Dogs – VIDEO
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How Else Would Britney Spend Valentines Day?
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David Lynch’s Goofy Movie – VIDEO
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I See Paris Hilton’s Underwear More Than I See My Own. I Know I Don’t Own Any, But That’s Beside The Point
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz!
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Phoebe Loves Her Dildo – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Nudes Coming in 3…2…1…
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The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders In History
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They Are Making a Dimitri the Lover Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Wrecking Ball Nails a Van – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Flavour Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Louise Glover’s Topless Pics Will Knock You Out
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Cherry is Masterbating on the Couch
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Aubrey O’day and Her Tits Celebrate Her Birthday
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I Missed These Photos of Lindsay on Friday, So Here They Are Now
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Hilary Duff Without Make-Up Will Make You Puke
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Mortuary Technicians Get In Trouble For Playing With Bodies At Work!!!
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And MORE Tiger Woods Drama
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….This has got to be a joke…
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Amber Valetta Gallery
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Molly Gets Her Ass and Pussy Licked – VIDEO
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A Little Amber Rose Insanity
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Random Photos to Wate Your Monday Night
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Maria Will Make You Smile Big Time
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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off on the Freeway – VIDEO
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Kittens Inspirsed By Barack Obama – GALLERY
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Who Cares What Megan Fox Says, Check Out Her Pics
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Kendra and Starrie Take Their Skirts Off in Public
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Bonus – Madonna’s Not Too Old or Botoxed for Dick Sucking Faces
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Feb

Agyness Deyn Falls on the Runway of the Day

There was some fashion show that went down as part of NYC Fashion week that was meant to raise money for Haiti. Some popular UK model named Agyness Deyn was there doin’ her thing and she fell, which is really not a big deal or that interesting, but I guess when someone who is a professional model falls while modeling, that’s like a truck driver running over a van full of little kids, or a pornstar who gets aids, this is pretty much worse case scenario for them, and we get to see their panties…I am sure if you google her name, you will find actual naked pics of her, making this post a waste of time…

The funny thing is that Agyness Deyn falling wasn’t the biggest trainwreck to happen at the charity event, booking Kelly Osborne and her pig face was no matter how much weight she’s lost from Dancing with the Stars bullshit, she’s still vile.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Falls|Runway

2010

15

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works.

Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that.

I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

15

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Tits in a Tube Dress of the Day

There’s always something funny about seeing a 40 year old dressed like a teenage girl in an inappropriate outfit she bought at American Apparel to wear to her high school dance to show off her newly grown tits. It’s like part of me wants to scream at her to give it the fuck up already, like I’ve done many times when the vintage, antique, expired strippers try to get me to get a lap dance from them so many time at discount stripclubs I go to, not to use stripping as another reference point, but it is a big part of my life…I mean I guess I could compare her to the sluts in the rich part of town who spend their husband’s money getting Yoga pussy in tight pants and tank tops who you see on the street, but that’s not as much fun cuz those women don’t give me the time of day, they just scowl and clench their purses, whereas strippers let me pay them to feel it….either way, Pam Anderson’s gotta retire before her hepatitis makes it too late….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Tits

2010

15

Feb

Candace Rae Does Playboy of the Day

I have always wanted to walk into one of the many stripclubs I have been to over the course of my life, and run into someone I know. I’ve thought it’d be so funny to get a lapdance from random people in my past whose life didn’t work out as planned and brought them to giving me lap dances for 10 dollars a song. I thought it’d be funny if it was girls who may have worked at a store I used to go to, or someone from the church group that used to give us warm soup in the park, maybe someone prude who used to judge me for being a pervert, an ex girlfriend or one of the hot girls from school who didn’t give me the time of day, because they had this false sense of talent, before reality set in. It hasn’t happened yet, but a girl I know did do Playboy and her pictures came out today.

Her name is Candace Rae , she is my friend, and she’s finally got naked for me and the rest of the world to jerk off to. I am posting this to encourage her to get more naked for me when we hang out, because it took Playboy to actually get those panties off after at least a year of ignoring my constant requests….

So give her some love cuz she’s on my team…

Posted in:Candace Rae|Playboy

2010

15

Feb

Paris Hilton is Back with her Bikini Wedgied Ass of the Day

I made a vow to never post Paris Hilton pictures again. I was tired of her and wanted her to disappear and she pretty much almost did. I don’t think I had anything to do with it, she was just laying low, but it was a nice moment of piece.

The problem with me is that I am inconsistent. There’s been many times I’ve said “I am never drinking again” or “I am going to lose 40 pounds this week” or “I am going to quit smoking” and I pull through and stick to my guns for a solid 5 minutes because my will power is just so strong….

So I can’t help but post these pictures of Paris Hilton showing her ass in a bikini, I have just trained myself to do this shit and I can’t turn my back to a bitch craving attention, no matter how played out, useless, ugly, disgusting, diseased, boring, annoying she is….

So here’s Paris Hilton making my kind of comeback, now I just want her to do an instructional video on how to play connect the dots with herpes scars. Fa-La-La-La.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Paris Hilton

2010

15

Feb

Aubry O’Day Celebrates her Birthday With Trash of the Day

Aubry O’Day is known for being on some fake tit whore on a really useless Diddy show, that gave her the taste of black that made her want to slowly turn herself black or at least milk the fact that she became a black object of interest, with a fat ass and titties, and so she took up eating to stay thick without realizing that all fat white chicks are black object of interest because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s a nobody that is only good for fucking….

She has befriended some no name Australian slut who was also on a reality show and who looks like a pornstar, but I’m not allowed to say is a pornstar because she’ll sue me, as she has tried before, and I guess they are celebrating Aubry’s birthday together because they have so much in common, mainly being totally fucking irrelevant bitches with fat tits who are too fuckin’ annoying to actually become pornstars everyone already thinks they are….

Either way, here’s a whole lot of fake tit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Aubry O'Day|Birthday|Trash

2010

15

Feb

Katy Perry’s White Panties Upskirt Getting Out of a Car of the Day

I have an issue with white underwear because wearing them is risky fucking business. They always end up looking like used toilet paper, in a blood and shit smeared mess when you’re done with them 3 to 5 days later. It’s like they are really only white for a few hours, before turning to a light beige color….and that makes them a lot of pressure to wear if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t want the hookers you fuck judging you and thinking you’ve got no hygiene, which luckily I am not….

So whenever I see a bitch in white panties, especially a pig like Katy Perry, especially when that pig is pregnant, I think whenever those come off and end up in a ball on the floor, the dude whos steals them to use for masturbation, is gonna be in for a serious surprise, and if he’s lucky, he may even get to taste the remnants of her abortion or miscarriage or whever else drips out of her….and all we get to see is a little peak at the magic test tube that is her genital area…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Getting Out of Cars|Katy Perry|Panties|Upskirt|White Panties

2010

15

Feb

Mariska Hargitay’s Boring Beach Pictures of the Day

Here’s the ethnic-named born and raised in America, but you’d think you were calling a mail order bride if you were randoming looking for easter european mail-order brides in the phonebook when bored and drunk. She’s from Law & Order and now she’s in a “shitting in the woods” stance on the beach in what I guess is a bikini….she’s 46, I guess I should give her a break…because my wife is around this age and she can’t even support her own weight when she squats to shit, so I guess this makes Mariska a fuckin’ hero….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Mariska Hargitay