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2010

05

Feb

Mischa Barton is Gonna Die Soon of the Day

I’ve put Mischa Barton on Death Watch and the whole thing is very exciting to me. Call me a psycho if you want, but the reality is that I get excited when these celebrities die. I don’t have any on impact on their ultimate self-destruction, I’m irrelevant in their lives, so I don’t feel guilty about how they spend all their bullshit TV or Movie money on drugs, alcohol and in Mischa Barton’s case – baked goods, until eventually their bodies give out on them. See there are people out there who actually kill themselves cuz they have actual problems, cuz they actually hate themselves or can’t live with the shitty hand they’ve been dealt, but celebrities are a fucking joke, they have it all….money, easy access to nightclubs, free clothes and drinks and they don’t need to work. They can travel the world, live large and have a good fucking time, but instead do this, and it make me laugh.

So when Mischa Barton dies, you can expect a tribute here in the form of laughter, and in the meantime we can all watch the demise…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:death|Mischa Barton

2010

05

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Vagina|Sophie Monk

2010

05

Feb

Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS, now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong….

This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related….

Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Lacy Chabert

2010

05

Feb

Miranda Kerr Posing in Some Boring Clothes of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Posing

2010

05

Feb

Lorraine Nicholson and AnnaSophia Robb in Teenage Bikinis of the Day

I love the old pervert on set of this amputee teenage bikini surf fetish film. Dude looks like he’s having the fucking time of his life, like being around young girls has given him a second wind and blown some life back into his dick. It’s the kind of thing where he’s started doing push-ups every morning before shooting, because maybe the girls will sense the heightened testosterone levels…and maybe they will flirt back or pull sexual favors for him to get preferential treatment, but I think them being in bikini all day is more than enough….

It’s funny how Hollywood works. These perverts are allowed to write this teenage erotica, mask it as a drama and have chicks half naked around you all day, when I do it, I just get paranoid I’m gonna get arrested….

Either way, Jack Nicholson’s daughter has a great fucking ass….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|Bikini|Lorraine Nicholson

2010

05

Feb

Nancy O’Dell is My Inspiration of the Day

Nancy O’Dell is the reason I even know what celebrity gossip is. She’s really the mentor who I’ve never met who has guided me and inspired me to get into this world in the firt place.

I even wrote a poem about her:

Nancy O’Dell
When you got pregnant
I feared your pussy
would go to hell
but it didn’t
good deal

It’s a work in progress and I’ve never written a poem before but that’s just want Nancy O’Dell does to me..I’m bullshitting, nothing but laziness inspired me to get into this shit and I don’t even know if what I do counts as being in “celebrity gossip”, since I never leave my couch in Canada and because I think Hollywood is a disgusting pool of the lowest quality, insecure people no one cares about in the world, but I have always thought Nancy O’Dell was seriously worth fucking, making celebrity gossip almost tolerable back when I had a TV and she wore cleavage shirt…..so here are some recent pics of her, she looks like old plastic shit, but that makes her good enough for me….and in turn, good enough for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Inspiration|Nancy O'Dell

2010

05

Feb

Rozyln Papa Needs More Love of the Day

In response to all the emails that have been coming in about these pictures, I just wanted to make it clear once and for all that this is not a picture of me creeping on this bitch you’ve never heard of. See, I generally don’t leave my couch and I sure as hell don’t wear a leather jacket or look this clean….and the truth is that no one emailed me asking me if these pictures were of me, I just like to pretend I am that important and that hot chicks with fat tits and fat asses are banding together to hunt me down…we’re all allowed to dream….

Her name is Rozyln Papa, she’s fucking hot, she’s got nice tits and she was kicked off the bachelor after the second week, proving her dream to get noticed and establish a real career like all the bachelor contestants before her just didn’t play out as well as she had charted, but I think she needs another chance, ideally in a low level movie that has a lot of nude scenes…like a porno.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rozyln Papa

2010

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went into the McDonald’s a frequent and the guy who normally gives me free shit, cracked the fuck down on me, he told me the free ride was over and he was gonna lose his job. I told him he’s a little pussy cuz only pussies take their deadend loser jobs seriously….then I realized that the reality is these McDonald’s workers aren’t actually kids trying to learn responsibility, or immigrants trying to live the American dream, or even old people forced to retire lookin to make money to pay for the cat food they eat, but in reality it’s just a bunch of psycho’s who smile when they serve you because they know they are slowly killing you.

That’s why they are happy when they work and come across like everything’s a fucing day camp, cuz in being disgruntled at least they know they are contributing to your death with every order you make, whereas other disgruntled employees at other jobs can just spit in your shit, or bottle it up and drink heavy….

Not that it matters…..what does matters….

Please Do This Survey For The Girl I’m Trying to Bang/Watch Masturbate on Cam’s Homework Assignment…No One Bothered Helping Me Yesterday…and She’s Already Stopped Describing Her Pussy To Me…Come on People…I love helpin girls with their homework…..and you Should Too…
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Here are my stepLINKS…..


Check Out These Hot Fucking Tits
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Here is the Proof, Once and For All, That Tila Tequila is Batshit Fucking Crazy
(Must Must Read)
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Some Asian Bitch is Doing All She Can To Look Like Jessica Alba and It’s Kinda Gross
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The 15 Greatest Celebrity Arrests, Rants and Mugshots
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Because If Your Day Was as Insane As My Was, you’re Gonna Need a Bit of a Release
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A Sexy Throwback Photoshoot Of Beyonce From 2003
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Kelly Brooke Doing the Splits is Giving Me All Sorts of Ideas
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Patrick Stewart From Star Trek is Amazing, I Don’t Care What He is Talking About
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I Dunno Who Erin Wasson is But She is Topless and Lookin Fine
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Kate Hudson is So Desperate But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Is The Music Industry Seriously in This Bad of Shape? – VIDEO
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You Can’t Blame a (Homo) Slut For Trying!
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass With a Dildo
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Oh Well Here’s a Fucking Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise. At All
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Bikini Snow Angels….Nicceeee – VIDEO
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Three Cheers For Carol!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Raekwon From Wu Tang Clan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Casey Johnson Died of Natural Causes…Yeahh….Riiiight
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kylee Reese is Sexy
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Jessie James is Lookin’ Fully Bangable
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Serious Assage – A Gallery
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Beyone is Way More Cute When She Talks Versus Flinging Her 8000$ Weave Around On Stage, Even If I Think the Product She is Hawking is a Piece of Shit
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Chelsea Handler is Amazing and I Love Her – VIDEOS
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dancing With the Stars Just Got a Whole Lot More Diseased
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Michelle Moore Is Easy on the Eyes
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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I Wanna Be All Over Jenna Dewan
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Mel Gibson Will Rip Off Your Head and Shit Down Your Throat
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Kate Moss is a Mess and I Love It
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When Did Julia Roberts Get SO Catty and Fun?!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Nerd Mad – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sarah Mutch is Topless
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A Little Bit of Jamie Will Make a Bad Day Better
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Oh Come On, You Know You Like a Little Peen Now and Again!
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Physicists See Michael Jackson’s Face
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BONUS – HELP A GIRL WITH HER HOMEWORK – DO THIS SURVEY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Feb

NBC’s Racist Menu of the Day

Questlove posted the menu from NBC’s Black History Month menu and I think shit looked pretty good, bu Questlove thought it was racist…NBC tries to celebrate a bullshit holiday the blacks were given to apologize for taking them out of their dung huts and turning them into cotton pickers, and the black employee turns on them….

All I know is that I hope this gets Questlove from the Roots fired from NBC for breaching a contract and when they take him and his fat ass off the air, I hope they bring Jimmy Fallon with him.

I hate people who bitch about a little insignifican comedy at work. Who jeopardize the people who write their paychecks for being over sensitive and quick to call things racist….

Who gives a fuck if NBC made this a fucking menu, it’s soul food, everyone knows that means black food, what the fuck is wrong with people and why are people so fucking easily offended. Y

Questlove blocked me on Twitter, so it’s safe to say he is totally an emo cry baby pussy piece of shit….I think what NBC finally did something funny…and Questlove is just trying to get more publicity for himself….or this shit is staged…someone needs to fire the unappreciative prick.

Seriously, this menu is only racist if you think it is, the reality is that they could be a lot more racist…like they coulda had “Fat White Chick” on the menu, cuz I don’t know one black guy who drinks Aquafina, but I do know plenty who drink fat white chicks….use this comments to think of the ways NBC coulda been more racist.

Posted in:Black History Month|NBC|Racist

2010

04

Feb

Lucy Lawless Sex Scene in Spartacus of the Day

Rememeber Lucy Lawless….of course you do…I don’t know why I bothered asking that, when I know as you make your weapons for simulated battles in the park, you know the catapult, and the fucking lance and other Braveheart shit that prevents you from seriosuly getting laid, you always fall back on Lucy Lawless to guide, to show you the way and to make you feel loved when you are in the process of making love to yourself. As a virgin loser, you are loyal to your fantasies, as much as you are loyal to you videogames, you comic books and your fake god that guides you into battle every Sunday afternoon….so you’ll like this, if not for seeing tits but for the idea that in the era of Spartacus you had slaves service you before fucking, reminding us how conservative and shitty we’ve become…

Via – Whoever made the show Spartacus and TotallyCrap for posting it.

Posted in:Lucy Lawless|Sex Scene