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2022

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The unvaccinated people aren’t allowed into the USA right now, it’s some weird law that makes no sense on any level, but that’s the law or the public health crisis rules, meanwhile I know three slutty girls who are vaccinated and crossed the border COVID positive….

So the one thing that I’ve learned during the pandemic, since I’ve been a reclusive who was totally out of touch of actual society for a solid 16 years, like my experience with other people were people who I wanted to hang out with, not people I had to hang out with, despite being the best site on the internet, there is no staff, there is no associates, there is no talking to normies….

Then covid happened, an I realized how the internet was not just the internet, but rather it got into all these people’s minds and now they are half morons.

I always knew there were morons but had no idea just how moronic they were.

Like I’ve been on the internet, as a spectator, being like “oh god people are dumb”….and seeing things like the Kardashians get as popular as they got….I’d just say “well that’s not the majority of people, the internet reaches billions of people, even 100,000,000 global idiots is reasonable”…..not realizing that the 100,000,000 idiots globally were representative or a sample of billions of fucking idiots.

It’s a weird thing to see..

But not as weird as the fact that I still do stepLINKS for no one to click.

Brittney Palmer Does the Slow Motion Exit From a Body of Water
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Kendall Jenner Strip Down
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Ashley Benson’s Bikini Top
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Scout Willis is Braless
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Everything Streaming!
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Eiza Gonzalez is Braless
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Playboy Model Starts an OnlyFans To Buy a Soccer Team
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Malu Trevejo Takes her Curves to Sea
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Kevin Hart in “Me Time”
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Prince Plays Basketball
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Orangutan MeToo’s a Bitch
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Blooper from Young Frankenstein
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Wally Cleaver has Died
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Tom Brady is a Swimsuit Model Now
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Kaili Thorne Feeds Dogs in Lingerie
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Selena Gomez Celebrates her Birthday
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Nokia Phone Brake Pads
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Top 10 Ship Crashes
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Dog and Dolphin are Friends
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Jeopardy is Splitting Host Duties
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On Set with Bella Poarch
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Behind the Scenes with Sabrina Carpenter
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Elephant Asks Humans for Help
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Truck in China Causes Fire
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Slo Mo Guys Bullet Through Glass
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Carmella Rose Under Water
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Paris Jackson for Skims
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Upgrade your Home Office
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Eva Longoria in a Thong on the Beach
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Paris Jackson in SKIMS
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Whitney Cummings in Pink
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Rihanna in Public
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Samara Weaving Legs
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Sophie Turner in a Tight Shirt
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Victoria Justice in a Tank Top
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Jennifer Lawrence Overall Tit
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Ashley Benson in a Black Dress
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Sydney Sweeney Underwear
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Kaia Gerber in a Tank Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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Self Fisting in Bikini
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Busty Rider with a Wand
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Hypnotizing Tits
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Titty Tuesdays
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Suction Dildo Grip
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Babe Taking Hot Booty Selfies
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Oiled Up Babes
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dressing Room Pee
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Always Be Prepared
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Street Fuck
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College Girl Dildo Rides
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18 More People Having a Shitty Day
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Car Dick Suck
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Slutty Girls and Dogs
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7 Acts that Make You Whore
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Octopus in her Asshole
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Hot Tub Handy
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Milk Covered Titty
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Twerking Trans Man
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Great Outdoor Babes
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Big Dildo
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Czech Orgy
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All By Herself
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They call This Girlfriend Practice
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Twerking on a Dildo
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2022

26

Jul

Stella Hudgens Squished Bikini Titty of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Stella Hudgens and her tits made it to Italy, where we ca only hope for a Mediterranean sex on the rocks, sex tape for OnlyFans to be filled with some oily Italian dude she finds working at the pasta factory, you know to step up the Onlyfans content and to make it competitive with other sluts of the internet, even though she’s got the celebrity connection, the guarateed job as Vanessa’s assistant she drags around the world living that celebrity life with, the kind of thing that could give one an ego, if they weren’t actually related to the celeb and reminded of their disappointments every second of the day, forcing them to try their own thing, like selling nudes to randoms because it’s hot and it pays…..but the nudes are hardly nudes….which is why we’re ready for her to really break free from the dark cloud that is her celebrity sister, and really do her own thing, by showing us penetration, instead of squish bikini tit while lying on her stomach….tongues out so you know it’s “sexual”…

Boring.

I mean with all that access to the celebrity world, her OnlyFans should be life changing…high production budget…worth subscribing to and jerking off to..but instead it’s been Sears catalog level bra pics, I’m talking 1975 Sears Catalog, before they retouched the nips out of the bras….but still lame if you’re not a 15 year old pervert in 1975 with limited jerk off options!

Point being, do better, but I guess that’s why she’s Stella and not Vanessa, doing better’s not her hustle.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Square Ass Bike Shorts of the Day

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I used to say things were gayer than bicycle shorts, it was a way I’d describe things, because everyone knew how gay bicycle shorts were, except maybe those 50 year old dudes who recreationally road bike with each other after a hard day at the office where they are lawyers or doctors or other professionals who can afford 7,000 dollar road bikes for their leisurely bike short wearing rides.

Then bike shorts became a style must-have, a requirement to be considered a woman in society, a pre-requisite for any instagram feed to have at least one of, because they’re so comfy, squeezing the ass in the best way possible, to showcase a better version of their ass and I guess pussy, since the bike shorts get caught up all in there, which is to say that bike shorts are still pretty fucking gay on recreational bikers, but amazing on random middle of the road sluts trying to be fashionable, or look fit….

So Ashley Tisdale, the High School Musical girl who is trying to figure out how to slut out on Instagram to get noticed and stay relevant like her colleague Hudgens, brought a straight up bike short ass pic to her feed because she completed some LA hike at what is probably piss filled Runyon Canyon…..

Which means, she’s super into what her ass is looking like here, otherwise she’d never post it knowing it was a set up for people like me to ridicule her desperation, and attempt to THOT at 40 years old…..

I was never a fan, always thought she was ugly, but did always hype her up for the fit body, which outlasts an ugly face, especially when you take all your selfies from behind and by selfie, I mean fucks.

But now I’m thinking she let that fitness go and is left with nothing by a square mom ass, being as ROUND as it possibly can, with these optical illusion causing bike shorts…..and it is pretty tragic, despite the effort or attempt being there, it just misses the mark…..so someone needs to get this bitch a creative director to walk her through making her square ass look amazing….it’s the internet and so easy to fake it….especially with her available budgets!

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2022

26

Jul

Bella Hadid’s Hard Nipples and Ass of the Day

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Bella Hadid must be feeling a little insecure, you know the ugly sister, raised as the ugly sister, coddled for being the ugly sister, told she was beautiful, even though she knew she was being lied to, is something a girl who worked a smoothie shop before the internet decided she was a top model carries with her.

Sure, she’s far hotter than Gigi now, but that’s not saying much since Gigi’s been through some shit in her pregnancy, with her face, but that childhood trauma is something a bitch carries around.

I assume she’s trying to generate some attention around herself, showing her awesome life surrounded by mooches who only care about her because she’s rich and famous, so in doing that she does this high concept bullshit selfie shit…..that seems to be a desperate cry for attention because she knows she’s a fraud….and not as hot as they say she is, or as hot as her paychecks from these companies say she is….

So like other insecure girls of the internet, she takes it upon herself to show tits and ass to give boners, to mask for their sadness in their soul, like exhibitionists who don’t realize that life is better when you throw the phone away and move to the mom’s farm and take on things like knitting, or feeding the animals…..

Sure, get the money when you can, but trying to bring us into her behind the scenes life to be compelling is boring, unless it’s with masturbation videos, otherwise bike shorts and no bras don’t really cut it for anyone who can see this look at walmart…on hotter asses and tits….depending on where you live…..because Hadid’s really not that hot but like all non hots, whore behavior makes them hotter, so we’ll take it.

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2022

26

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Apparently it’s not just Taco Tuesday today, but also TITTY TUESDAY, which may be why I do my Tiny Tit post, in solidarity to all the ladies out there who have great small tits, that they hate, because they are women and love to hate themselves…..even though most dudes, at least hetero dudes, don’t care about tit size, so long as they can cum on them, or in them……

Tiny Tit girls have hotter, fitter, tighter bodies, 99% of the time, since I have a no fat chicks allowed policy I break once in a while, I don’t factor them into my tiny tit post, because I actually feel like they have the shitty end of the deal, fat and no tits, when tits are all you have to work with when fat…..tragic really….

Where as lean, long, toned, thin, fit, tit….is a whole other level of hotness, and the haters, who only like big tits, because they are closet cases covering up their homosexuality, all angry at tiny tit girls for having small breasts, saying things like “what are you, a 15 year old boy”…..which is probably what they want them to be and thus hate themselves for getting hard to them….knowing it is with UNPURE hetero intentions….

Point being, I advocate for small tits not being raped and abused with misguided ladies who hate their small tits, despite the small tits being hot.

You can like small tits and big tits ALL AT THE SAME TIME…..isn’t it wonderful that so many girls out there want us to see their tits.

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

26

Jul

Avril Lavigne Feet for the Perverts of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Avril Lavigne’s Halloween Themed pedicure for her instagram story, because I don’t like social media, and I don’t follow anyone on social media, or even log into my social media, I just sort of see what surfaces and you can’t put it past a foot fetishist, one of the weirder fetishes, but at the same time one the more committed fetishes, that is really the gateway to the whole only fans thing….

I would fuck a bitches foot when staring at her cunt like any dude would, I don’t find feet any grosser than a gaping asshole, but I just don’t understand the level of love some dudes have for feet….where does that even come from and why…..

I remember I was at some sex convention YEARS ago for the jokes and I was talking to some porn chick as I do, you know because I’m cool internet guy, and some dude walked up, dropped 250 dollars and asked to film her feet….to which she obviously agreed to, because 250 dollars back then was the equivalent for 25,000 dollars and she was a porn chick, she was into doing things for money….and I thought….damn foot fetish dudes are weird, she would have fucked him for less.

ANYWAY….the reason the foot fetishists are the reason OnlyFans exist is because they’ve slipped into the DM of every girl with a following for the last decade offering money for feet. It was the gateway to selling spread ass shots.

So we owe a lot to the Foot Fetishists in progressing the whoredom movement, and for that reason alone, I’ll post a boring Canadian 40 year old who acts like she’s 15, because it’s her schtick, even her pedicure, the Orange and Black cuz she’s so GOTH, is fucking lame to me, but to a foot fetishist, this may be gold…..

To a non foot fetishist, this won’t be jerked off to unless there’s a follow up video of her kicking herself in the cunt.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2022

26

Jul

Hailey Bieber Tits of the Day

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I distinctly remember a time when Hailey Bieber was all about God.

She’d pull this whole Christian girl, waiting until marriage, bullshit single girl, hanging out with her pastor and his wife, while trying to navigate the demonic world of instagram model, hanging out with literal demons who MAY even be SATAN himself, the Kardashians, all in efforts to get her rich girl ass ahead because being rich and living off the trust fund smoking weed all day, but maybe Stephen Baldwin is a broke ass joke, since we already know he’s a joke, forcing her to take on sex work to get ahead….

I don’t know, but I do think that this outfit is not very Christian….and you could argue that the true Christians don’t wear any clothing, as clothing only happened after Eve ate the album, to which I say, I know nothing about bibles or religion, I just know a celebrities daughter claimed to be some sort of born again, orthodox, devote, no sex before marriage type of Christian….who was put here and linked with Bieber via God’s will…all while spending her life trying to be a false idol, marrying a false idol, from the most “satanic” in terms of symbolism field in entertainment that he was thrown into….so it’s likely just more rich girl delusional bullshit….

And who really cares, I’m here for the tits…..keep up the good work.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin Bieber

2022

26

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants may be a trend, it may just be fashion. or style, or fitting in with the younger girls of instagram. It may be how 50 year old women compete with their 18 year old daughters in trying to stay hot and look fit, it could be how 40 year old women try to compete with the younger sluts at the gym, despite knowing that the younger sluts at the gym are impossible to compete with, since they’ve had more dick than Jenna Jameson had in her entire career, by the time they graduate high school, or the 30 year olds holding onto being 20, or the 20 year olds just producing smut because it’s better than working at the movie theatre, grocery store, pharmacy or call center…..

It’s a different era….that people think is far more fun on social media or the internet than in real life, because you don’t have to really listen to them, know them, or realize how dumb they are…..because these people are basically a different fucking species of mindless robot with no real flavor, opinion, edginess…it’s all just manufactured, copycat bullshit, which is boring…..but when it comes to tight pants, in person, on the internet, at work, as if anyone works, all look better in the tight pants then naked, so who fucking cares….I’m staring…

We are perverts, on TACO TUESDAY and everyday

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

26

Jul

Demi Moore Wet of the Day

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I wonder if this is the pool that dude died in when Demi Moore threw a party she wa too old to throw but thanks to being rich and basically retired, how the fuck else is she to fill her days, but with sex with Ashton Kutcher and doing whippets like a fucking crackhead, because there isn’t much difference between crackheads and the rich, they are the same level of addicts, only the rich get away with it.

The dude who died back in 2015, in the pool, that this probably isn’t….she likely sold that house…but that we’ll assume Demi Moore is posting as a tribute to Edenilson Valle, for the sacrifices he made at 21 in order for him to use his blood in some rich person rejuvenation program called YOUTHFUL BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS..

That may not be true, but she was known for being the multi million dollar body in the 90s, because they celebrated her getting plastic surgery, like it was a good thing back then, instead of just only hiring naturally hot people, the way nature intended.

They say that she wasn’t there when the death happened, that none of her family was around, which sounds like a lie, but I guess so are these pics of her, since the natural version of Demi Moore at 70 years old, would not look like this, but fake it til your insides rot out of you if you can, because you know her insides are rotted out, so why not make it look like they aren’t, with a high budget, physically altering, whore shower……

Whores spray perfume to mask the cum, the hard life, the sex work, the homelessness, the inability to shower between Johns, while Demi uses Botox to mask the rot in her own kind of whoring.

Fun.

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Posted in:Demi Moore

2022

26

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Things to wear to the beach is the catch all I use to post a bunch of random bitches in bathing suits because girls love to take pictures of themselves in bathing suits, even when they have no business being in bathing suits, we call them SNOW SUIT GIRLS, but thanks to the internet the thrill of showing people the body, even the shit body is just too much of a high, a dopamine release, that they can’t help but do it..

Middle of the road, average at best, co-workers or acquaintances, you know people who you barely know, but know enough, have been jerked off to thanks to their posting of vacation pics to social media, if anything, that was the foundation for starting up instagram.

We are perverts, on TACO TUESDAY and everyday

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