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2022

06

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

Here’s now 18 or 19 year old Teen Dancer from the Child Reality Show about dancing, that I think was a different child dance reality show than the one that whore Jordyn Jones was part of, but apparently, both are taking the same approach to social media by stripping down for slutty selfies…..

It’s a generational thing, this is just what the girls do no matter what level of fame or relevance they are at…..but it always seems like some desperate for attention, likes and follows attempt to get their ego stroked…..

Maybe they get off to dudes getting off to their dancing bodies stripped down into a bikii…..now that they are legal….like that made a real difference to their weirdo fans…just ask SIA who cast this one in all her music videos at a level that was just weird.

I do appreciate the gunt tanline that peaking out of the top of her casual bikini pic that isn’t for jerk off material or attention but rather to just share her day with the fans…RIGHT….

The lowcut crotch bikini, with no visible bush is throwing me off, that’s a long way from her belly button….I guess she’s waxed…

But yeah, tanlines, nature highlighter, a little peek into wha you aren’t supposed to be seeing, but that she wants you to see, because she probably took 100 versions of this before editing the best one…..and THIS is that….

Now you can just imagine all that professionally trained dance moves on your dick….rhythm and stamina that only a dancer has….HOT….but I’m a firm believer that anyone who is a “dancer” is a sex worker by default, the two are basically synonyms even if some get paid big money for influencer bullshit campaigns, they are still whores to me.

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2022

06

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I figure if you’re going to have any kind of wedgie, it might as well be a pussy wedgie, since I don’t have a pussy and don’t know the pain that the wedgie may cause, but I’m going to assume from the videos I’ve seen of girls pulling their panties up into themselves until they squirt, that it is hardly a painful experience….

Plus, when you don’t have pussy, the pussy wedgie becomes a spectator sport and the other wedgie up the ass comes with feces and PTSD of when the closet case bully in high school was so keen on touching your underwear that he was willing to get suspended for it….unless of course you were the wedgie giver…..something your closet case ass probably still jerks off to….FAG.

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2022

06

Jul

Emma Rose Kenney Swimsuit Tits of the Day

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Emma Rose Kennedy was the daughter in Shameless who pulled their fake as fuck white trash storyline together thanks to her looking like a fetal alochol syndrome / crack baby who eats too much unhealthy snack foods due to neglectful parents that are too busy getting their crackhead shit on…

But when compared to that cunt EMMY ROSSUM, she really turned out to be quite the goddess, because I thik Emmy Rossum is the biggest pile of shit of an actress, who looks alright naked, but who just sucks, so her nakedness becomes less alright and makes me want to jump the grenade and take on the fatty….

I guess she’s currently not working thanks to having all that Shameless money, so she has ample time to take titty selfies in a one piece bathing suit that thanks to the right angling don’t look all that fat chick at all even if we know it is.

I wouldn’t go so far to say she’s hot, but I would say “at least she’s not Emmy Rossum…..that cunt”..

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2022

06

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re going to smoke weed, you might as well get naked while you do it and document that being naked while smoking your weed to upload to the internet, knowing that weed isn’t federally legal, and not giving a shit, because you’re edgy, you’re the future, and normalizing weed like this may one day help the people blocking weed’s legalization realize that it’s God’s plant, we’re build with the receptors, it grows like a weed, you’re meant to be eating it, it is the holistic, natural, medicine a motherfucker needs, and the fact that they don’t let everyone smoke weed without the fear of being arrested is to try to stomp out your enlightenment…..

HOWEVER, weed is legal in Canada and we are the most oppressed tyrannical country in the world apparently….so maybe the people making weed legal are doing it because they no that people will be too stoned to bother noticing all the tyranny, or if they do notice it, they’ll won’t bother fighting it off because they’ve got videogames to play, shows to watch, couches to sit on…..and NUDE PICS OF THEM SMOKING weed to take…

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2022

06

Jul

Hailey Bieber Sucks of the Day

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Here’s Hailey Beiber in a very Christian pose, because she’s a modest Christian as you may or may not know…

I’m of the school of thought that she pulled the CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL hustle, which is make them think she’s wholesome so they commit to you at a level in which you won’t feel like a slut when you let them cum in your ass before marriage…..to preserve that virginity for the highest bidder…

Whether Hailey manipulated Justin into marrying her after giving him ANAL when she was a teen or not, doesn’t matter, we write our own versions of history here.

I guess she is in a one piece, so she can’t be THAT WHORISH, even though the one piece rides up the cunt in a way that could probably lead to orgasms….

I also guess she’s in a taking the shit at the pool pose, we call it the Amber Heard….with the right food intolerances or diet you can make it happen anywhere….

She’s got that STROKED OUT life working out alright for her, doesn’t she.

Most people I know who exploit their strokes are in wheel chairs drooling on themselves while being carted around by their family, friends and hired nurses who likely also change their diapers making me think they are probably lying and that this is what a STROKE is supposed to look like!

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2022

06

Jul

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of a groupie and Aerosmith guitarist who I am sure she had a very loving relationship with that one or two nights in his hotel room where she flipped the condom inside out to make herself a Minka that would pay monthly, like an OnlyFans subscription, long before OnlyFans..called CHILD SUPPORT.

I don’t actually know her villain origin story….or if her mom was a groupie getting banged out by the band like so many other women in the late 70s / early 80s…..the whole rock and roll lifestyle of fucking multiple chicks a night was real…and babies were made by opportunistic people who would fuck a guy in a rock band in the first place, you know, wholesome women still get star struck, it’s the society we’re in.

Either way, her mom’s been dead for 15 years of Colon cancer, which could be a product of HPV anal, but I’m no doctor…but would say maybe Minka Kelly was made from a CUM FART FROM HER MOM’S ASS REINSERTED IN HER WOMB….

MAYBE MINKA KELLY was made of shit and a dream…..

She’s in a bikini, she fucks Trevor Noah a bought, woke, South African in America pushing globalist agendas cuz they pay his bills, and she’s in a bikini.

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2022

06

Jul

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

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When you look at a victim of abuse, like McKayla Maroney, who I heard got paid out to keep her mouth shut agains the Gymnastics league when they were taking out that creepy doctor who would finger the girls basically in front of the parents by pretending it was some strategy to make them win, which was exactly what the stage parents wanted to hear, since winning is what they were there for, it would make all those early mornings, the money spent training, the trips and coaching seminars they had to invest in to get to the top of the food chain, which is the GOLD MEDAL at the Olympics….takes some effort, sacrifices and compromises….

Which I guess the doctor was well aware of because he just told the parents what they wanted to hear, so he could do what he wanted to do without any questions asked, which included diddling…

So yeah, when you look at a victim of abuse, you have to wonder if she is the type who has embraced her sex appeal and sexuality in a “I won’t let that creep define my life”….which is the type that overly sexualize themselves to deal with the fucked up situation they were in….or is she the type that now hates penis, is full lesbian, and even then she doesn’t like being looked at half naked because sex brings up all the pain of that horrible experience…..

Or do you just pretend she wasn’t molested by her gymnastic doctor in one of the biggest scandals to ever happen in Olympic sports funded by the governement..because the last thing you want to think of when looking at her bikini wearing gymnast body is creepy perverted real life shit, since you’re more into creepy perverted fantasy shit that she’s like into in your fantasy, versus the real life version of her being traumatized by the motherfucker.

Either way, GYMNAST BIKINI TIME!

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2022

06

Jul

Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

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I used to call Nina Agdal a waterhead, which I guess is hate speech against retards, which I guess is hate speech against mentally handicapped people which I guess makes me an ablist, whatever the fuck that means, I’ve just seen the whining woke crying tears of outrage on the internet for anything that celebrates not being disabled as being non inclusive to those who are disabled and trying to not offend everyone is virtually impossible, plus a lot less fun than trying to offend everyone, which was pretty much the reason I started the site all those years ago….NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF WHO YOU ARE….

And laughing at a rich titty model who Sports Illustrated embraced like she wasn’t some try hard set of tits not nearly as hot as 1000s of other tits on the internet, is hardly offensive, just kicking them while they are up, jokes….

It’s not like I’m going to the retard academy of retards and making them do stunts or fight in back alleys, you know taking advantage of retards….I am just saying these bitch, who is dating Christie Brinkley or her son, which is basically dating Christie since she pays for everything, ALL THEM NICE TROPICAL HOUSES and private jet flights.

The truth is, Nina the Retard Head is looking hotter than ever….maybe it’s filters, maybe it’s post production editing apps, maybe she’s been working out during covid after getting fat, I don’t care enough to find out, I’m just looking at the fit body with tits in bikinis maintaining like her life depends on it, since it does….these models get thrown out when they age out and if they haven’t been knocked up by a rich guy, that could be a disaster for them…luckily OnlyFans will be there to carry them through the dark times, I mean they’re already whores, so why not do what you gotta do.

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2022

06

Jul

I am Jojo Titty Bouncer of the Day

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Jojo has been working her comeback for a while now, because there was a time that she basically fell off, disappeared and was never really heard of again, but social media changed that and all her nostalgic friends hopped on board and followed her, to give her that second wind, one that we only really noticed when she had an accidental tit slip during a workout, where her full tit, a tit we had no idea she had, because it was quite substantial, was released to the ether that is the internet…..it was a good strategy…

So in her releasing albums, touring, producing social media content, she’s been someone we check in on to make sure her tits are still there, and despite her hardcore fitness, they are….

The clip of her titty jiggle as she adjusts her bikini top is a clip within a PRO CHOICE / PRO ABORTION post, with a “stay strong” caption, because for whatever reasons, even low level celebs who were once top tier celebs need to tell you how badly they love killing babies….or love normies killing babies…..

I don’t know what the titty clip amongst propaganda is for, maybe to say that you can have tits without being knocked up or milk filled, or maybe you need a titty intermission when rich and famous people who are so disconnected from reality, try to push their agenda on the rest of us humans who haven’t sold our souls for money and fame yet…..I just know a sloppy tit, while in bikini, is a fun tit to stare at as it explodes out of said bikini, because a sloppy tit outside of a bikini, may benefit greatly from the bikini support…..

Here she is laying down because titty shaking is so exhausting….

Here she is working out….if you care about chicks doing that High Intensity, borderline Crossfit routines, that will make her a broad shouldered, thick thighed, and clit grown out like a man’s thumb….because strength and stamina can make for a good fuck so long as you’re not being pegged like you’re a new obstacle at the SPARTAN or TOUGH MUDDER race I assume still exists….