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2010

28

Jan

Taylor Momsen Takes her Teenage Legs Out for a Smoke of the Day

I think posting these pictures of Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples in her short skirt are ok, because she’s smoking cigarettes and everyone knows that you can only buy cigarettes if you are 18 years old, and there’s no way any of her producers, co-stars, or executives behind her show would give her cigarettes because that would be illegal. So I can only assume they marketed her as a 16 year old to make their show more believable, but really bitch is 18, cuz I know 16 year old and they hardly ever have nipples this hard, it’s not in line with the natural flow of puberty.

That said, here are Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples pretending they are 16 while smoking some cigarettes on set dressed like a whore….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Taylor Momsen|Teenager

2010

28

Jan

Pregnant Gold Digger See Thru Dress of the Day

Flavio Briatore is some billionaire and Elisabetta Gregoraci is his trophy wife who he’s kncoked up which I assume was her idea because old rich dudes dating hot young pussy always ends in pregnancy, that’s all part of the gold digger strategy, it gives them security while giving them the baby their uterus is telling them to have….making his grown up kids jealous and angry because they see their inheritance disappearing day closer they get to the delivery date, because they’ve been anxiously awaiting his death with every pound he’s gained, every shade of grey his skin has turned the last decade, before this cunt and her loose hips ruined their plans….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Elisabetta Gregoraci|Flavio Briatore|Gold Digger|Pregnant

2010

28

Jan

Audrina is Still a Waste of Time of the Day

The nice thing about Audrina Patridge is knowing that The Hills will be coming to an end very fucking soon. I have been anxiously waiting for this to happen for a long fucking time and it will be nice to see the cast go their seperate ways. Audrina to the stripclub/porn set where her and her fake tits were always destined to be, before being sidetracked with this MTV bullshit but a more interesting result of the end of The Hills will be Heidi and Spencer’s double suicide….I just wish their demise was a little more perverted, seriously, Audrina looks like she’s on her way to clean her house, which may be hot for some, but I prefer to keep things dirty.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Tits

2010

28

Jan

Bar Refaeli for Rampage of the Day

Rampage is some online clothing company who was smart enough to hire Bar Refaeli to do a photoshoot with them because before yesterday, I have a feeling, that no one ever heard of Rampage before. If I knew that all it took to become an international success and name that people know and trust was to hire a bitch for 20,000 dollars for a day, I would have started saving 5 years ago, because there is no way I don’t steal less than 20,000 dollars from my wife for the other Bar…you know the drinking kind, when I coulda been stagin photoshoots with hot pussy who wont fuck me but will be nice to me fot my money and let me piggy back on their name, instead of on their hot model asses, but with fame and fortune comes a hell of a lot more pussy that makes Bar Refaeli pussy obsolete but luckily I’m not an opportunist, marketing person or ambitious, instead I’ll stick to hard drinkin.

Here are some of the pics..


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Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Rampage

2010

28

Jan

Brooke Burns in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Burns|See Thru

2010

28

Jan

Kate Moss has Model Genes of the Day

Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Model

2010

28

Jan

Necro’s New Video of the DAy

I just woke up – It’s got something to do with drinking until 7 in the morning and not really worrying about my website that steals my fucking soul…So watch this to distract yourself while I slowly crawl out of the death that I’m feeling….

It’s Necro’s new video. I’ve been listening to Necro since the late 90s. So make this guy the next Drake, because he’s blacker and harder than Drake will every be. Before he took speech lessons on how to sound black, because before he met Lil Wayne the only black dude he met was when he’d cross the street to avoid them…clenching his purse and shit like the white Jewish woman he is….at least Necro touches on the real issues in life.

Posted in:Necro|Video

2010

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend has a yeast infection in his mouth because he is HIV positive. I suggest you don’t tongue kiss him if you run into him…just a heads up. I decided to take a break from Twitter because it’s gone mainstream and I’m staying underground…but really my presence on Twitter was far from mainstream…so I guess I still was underground…not that I don’t want to go mainstream…but I do wish I hadn’t programmed myself to think in 130 characters or less – it’s fucking me up in bars when I’m trying to communicate with willing old drunk lady pussy…which is where I”m heading now but before I go I’d apologize for writing useless shit about myself because it’s boring and I hate when people say that shit so here are my stepLINKS…..

Sophie Monk and Her Big Fuckign Vagina…
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Bar Refaeli in a Hot Photoshoot….
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Hayden Doesn’t Air Her Panties and Her Dress Isn’t See Thru….
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Because Pulling On Out is the Only Thing That Will Help You Get Through The Week. Trust Me, I Know From Experience
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The Dancing Filipino Prisoners Are BACK!
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What’s Older Than a Cougar But Younger Then a Geriatric?
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Hmm So David Copperfield Isn’t a Rapist Afterall. Whoops!
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So THAT’S What Happens When You Fall Into a Black Hole – VIDEO
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5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows
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UK Big Brother Chantelle Houghton Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Care If I’m Going to Hell, Seeing Gary Coleman Get Pushed Around in a Wheel Chair Makes Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Three Times the Slut
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If Autotrader was Honest
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Where the Fuck Has Pharell Williams Been Anyways?
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J-WOWW from Jersery Shore is a Dirty Slut and I Love It
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If I Was Dennis Hopper I’d Probably Wanna Kill His Wife Too
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Looking at Dita Von Tease Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke Lately. I Guess That’s a Good Thing
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Despite Her Bug Eyes, I Kind of Have a Thing For Amanda Seyfried
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Lingerie Show Anyone
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Personally I’d Like to See a Little More of Neve Campbell
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Now HERE’S an Apple Product I Can Get Into
(Yes, This Has Tits)
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Roid Rage! – VIDEO
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It Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only, Oops
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marcy Has Some Alone Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Love Some Random Photos
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Why Hello Rachel Stevens
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take Your Pick
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Helloooooo Danni!
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Some Hot Slut From the Sugarbabes and Her Bikini Throwback
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Brooke Takes Off Her Lingerie
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Polina and Antonina Get It On
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How About Some Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni
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This Brad Pitt/Angelina Shit is Getting Out of Hand This Week
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I Guess Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Better to Do But Be Topless
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Mini Daddy, Mini Hoes – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust Facebook
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Miss USA, Miss Universe And Miss Teen USA Get Down In NYC
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I’m Liking Nicole Rochie With Her Dark Hair Except for the Fact that She’s a Useless Fucking Cunt Who Hates Me More Than I Hate Her…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Jan

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

I wonder what goes through Lily Allen’s mind when she puts on a pair of shorts. Is she just a typical hipster who takes pride in not showering, having a huge bush and wearing dirty clothes, or is she legitimately just a lazy fucking pig. I mean there really is no way to tell because none of us know her and I guess who really cares why her legs are they way they are, the fact of the matter is that they are the way they are.

It’s like my wife is fucking pig too, only we try to keep her as covered up as possible, because it is humilating when the bathing shit or dress that shows off her fat ankles come out, so I can relate to whoever is fucking Lily Allen, except in their case she has a lot of money and celebrity and other perks to make fucking her fat ass a lot more acceptable than me, but that makes her public display of disgusting even more unacceptable…

Maybe that’s why she got covered up in the blanket while watching bitches being physical while she just sat there with her fat hanging over the sites of the stadium chairs….and really who cares. Lily Allen is fucking over anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Lily Allen

2010

27

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fat