Here is a picture of Heidi Klum’s ass to remind those of you who have wives or baby mommas who got fat after the pregnancy and blamed the pregnancy that your woman is full of shit and just fucking lazy.
Realize that she’s been waiting for an excuse to sit around and eat all day for her entire life and knew that once she locked a dude down and got knocked up she could finally stop ordering the fucking salads and starving herself and eat the extra cheese pizza, fries and everything else she’s been depriving herself in trying to stay desirable enough to lock a sucker down.
Seriously, Heidi Klum has a great fucking ass, she’s middle aged and has an army of half African kids with Seal, a black man who would still love her if she was 250 lbs, and she manages to look like this. It is amazing and a reminder that everyday girls suck.
I always laugh when I watch Intervention because I find drug addiction a fucking joke. I also love drug addicted prostitutes who fuck their sons and lick their assholes and have disgusting bodies because they are affordable and a lot of fun.
The only thing I hate about this is the dude behind the camera, dude needs to hire someone who is actually funny to make his videos for him. I’ve been interviewing whores for more than a decade and I get way more solid fucking shit, I just don’t have a video camera and really I like keeping it between me and the girls, cuz exploiting these already damaged people just isn’t as fun or even as funny and takes pretty much no fucking skill or intelligence to make happen. It’s pretty much everywhere, just bring out your camera…..
But you’ll probably get a kick out of this…and no respect goes out to the idiots who would brand their logo on this shit like it’s some kind of exclusive.
Maybe the money they make off this video should be donated to help these women get out of the gutter.
Maybe I was a little too quick to judge when I said that Ivana Trump is a delusional rich woman who surrounds herself by people who make her feel as good as her bank account looks. I figured that she’s had 10 marriages that all this young wallet fucking cock and in turn makes her feel beautiful and desirable like she did when she was just a Swedish ski instructor in Canada, but based on these pictures of her and her man, it looks like that as her vagina dried up, and the KY Jelly just didn’t feel the same, she was lookin’ more for someone she can eat with than someone who can make her dead vagina cum.
I am sure I wasn’t the only unemployed loser who would to rent movies based on nudity. I am sure I am not the only person who stumbled upon Doom Generation back in 1995. A romantic movie about a dude that gets his dick chopped off by Neo-Nazi’s with a whole lot of young, hot, Rose McGowan tit that I fell in love with. Or maybe I was, but by now you’ve probably all jerked off to the shit at least once….sure there was a time when she was banging Marilyn Manson, which I don’t hold against her cuz we’re all allowed to have “Fake Dark for the sake of Marketing” / goth times in our lives, and I was a fan of Paul from the Wonder Years and I’d groupie his ass too and there were also times she was in Montreal visiting family that I’d wander the streets trying to find her but ending up pissed drunk passed out in a snowbank instead, but for some reason I feel like we’ve got some kind of bond because of those nights, even if she doesn’t know I exist and for that I am going to celebrate her today….
I guess Kimmy Stewart’s half minute of fame from being Rod Stewart’s neglected daughter with a drug addiction is officially over, because the paparazzi listed this picture of this fucking battered looking girl with Sean Stewart as her,but then again I guess these could be of her, because they are the experts and I don’t really remember what she looks like, I kinda feel like Rod Stewart when he was reunitied with her after 10 years of neglecting her, rockin’ the globe and fucking models, having orgies, making millions of women wet in their panties while making millions, instead of teaching her how to ride a bike, or giving her advice about boys, or whatever it is that dad’s do when they aren’t stepfather’s who play bikini fashion show….like me…
Either way, if it is her, she looks horrible and her brother is a little “too close to her” and if it isn’t her then Sean Stewart’s gotta learn how to spend his daddy’s money better, and he can start by seducing fresh faced hot bitches who fantasize about the lifestyle he can offer them. This monster is a disgrace to being a male socialite.
Here’s an old version of Ginger Spice. You know what a digitial artist does for kidnapped kids so that we know what little Tommy who was taken in 1979 would look like today, only the real life version.
I’m not sure why, but whatever it is that she is wearing reminds me of somehting a haggard, chain smoking, down on her luck single mother would wear to work at the local 1950’s inspired adult themed diner in the industrial part of town, where truckers go for burgers and the daily spaghetti special, a job and fate I think most people can agree was better suited for her, before luck and no gag reflex seriously changed her destiny….
I am all for helping out family to get ahead. You know really milking the industry that you have been a huge success in from all angles. Calling on friends and promising to do more business with them if they hook up your neice, daughter, neighbor, whatever. That’s all part of the reason the rich get richer and we all just stay the fucking same. I really don’t blame them for my fate, or the life I live and I’m not even bitter than this bitch is working as a model when she would be better suited to do porn. I just hope there aren’t too many of these family member approved aspiring models who have faces only a family member could love, because as a member of the public, I prefer my models to be hot and half naked….
Some bitches suck, other’s bite and some just lay there and do nothing because you’ve drugged them and that’s why you are having your way with them…I like to think of my stepLINKS as if they were my sex slave that does a little bit of all those things…and in the end you’re going to cum regardless of whether they are there or not….but that could just be a sign of me spending too much time on the computer and that’s why I need to get off the couch and stare at girls on the bus during rush hour, so stepLINKS are early today.
I wish a hard nippled could get me hard, but even when it is on the hottest bitch, it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t think it’s got anything to do with me being a fag, but more to do with being desensitized. See, when I was 16 this shit on one of the girls in my class was enough to make me cum, maybe it was cuz they were 16 and I’m into that demographic, but I doubt that’s got anything to do with finding shit boring now.
I need my pussy doin’ puppet shoes and circus tricks, but I do know that Charlize Theron is always hot, even in that movie Monster. She is the reason I want to get Aids in South Africa.
Here’s another really insignificant bitch in her bikini in St Barths, only this time we’ve got one named Mia Frye, she’s scary looking, like some kind of Voodoo princess that sneaks into my nightmares to cast Voodoo spells on me.
Her mother was a model, she was born in America and grew up in France and the peak of her career was a dancer in the movie “The Black Dahlia”.
I like to think she is the reason John Mayer told Playboy that his dick is a White Supremacist and only sticks it to white girls, like most white dudes who are scared fo the ethnic smells and tastes coupled with crazy black chick attitude and I’ve never been that discriminating, vagina of any color is vagina…
