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2010

12

Feb

Taylor Wane Has Stupid Old Porn Tits of the Day

I have a thing for seriously weathered retired pornstars with stupid fucking tits, but only when they are out in public pretending they are almost normal, except for their really stupid fucking tits, when you can just go home and google their name to see some of their porn work , because I was in line earlier today behind the hottest 19 year old ass I have seen in a long fucking time, I wish I coulda gone home and googled her name to see her in action. It’s like all girls should have a fucking profile of their nude pics, dick sucking videos, and fucking videos, because all girls are doing it, why the fuck can’t I be in on it, even just as a voyeur, especially since getting that pussy to give me what I want will never happen since I am a married homeless looking man 19 year olds don’t really get naked for…so if she had any decency, the bitch would follow Taylor Wane’s lead and get a catalog of her nakedness online….cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Taylor Wane|Tits

2010

12

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Cummed Up Face at Some Event of the Day

As an HIV Positive man, Lady Gaga takes AIDS charities pretty fucking seriously. So seriously that she decided to do an “Artist” rendition of what I guess is either AIDS Lesions, or taking it on your face instead of taking it in your asshole, as it may still give you AIDS but it is a hell of a lot more fun and maybe even less risky…or maybe she’s just trying to get every motherfucker turned off enough to never have sex again by walking around in fucking panties and the only question this really brings up to me is: Why don’t these parties and events have dress-codes for the celebrities who attend, cuz I know if I showed up half naked covered in cum, they’d probably escort me out, even if I had fucking tickets….I guess life is unfair….

Some Other Bitches at the Amfar event dressed slutty, cuz I guess AIDS makes bitches wet, ready and willing to give all the HIV positive men something to jerk off to cuz they aren’t gonna give it up, or maybe they are AIDS fetishist, you know the kind of weirdo who fantasizes about sleeping with an HIV positive man, and really who cares….

Doutzen Kroes Titty

The Bitch from Alien and Avatar with the stupid name in a See Thru

Eliza Dushku Inter-Racial Couple Representing by Reenacting the Africa HIV Pandemic…

Some other bitch showing off bra….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Face|Lady Gaga

2010

12

Feb

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is Porn to Me of the Day

Sure, Elizaebeth looks a little bit like a clown or monster coming to steal your babies, but there’s something about her, that probably has something to do with me falling in love with her when she was a shoe designer for Adidas on Survivor, because seeing bitches weak, starving and willing to do anything for a cracker, I get excited enough to watch her on TV as often as my neighbor lets me sit on his couch, which is at least 2 times a week and bitch drives me crazy. She’s got a sick body for a mom of 3, her views on the world are nice, wholesome and white bread, despite the world knowing to get knocked up with 3 kids, it takes some dirty sex with your pro football husband. It’s like she’s the grown up version of the popular, clean, wholesome ,hot girl at school with a panty-on rule, and I fucking love it….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elizabeth Hasselbeck|Sexy

2010

12

Feb

Whitney Port Skinny Legs of the Day

I like skinny bitches as much as the next guy who is stuck with a fat fucking wife for the last 10 years of his life, where seeing her take a bite out of any food, even apples and oranges makes you want to throw the fuck up and sure Whitney Port will be forgotten in the next year when The Hills is finally put to rest, and I know she isn’t hot, but skinny daddy long legs like this will come in handy for her when she’s either working the pole to pay her rent, or working some rich dude’s pole to maintain her lifestyle as the Hollywood nobody she’s become….both require the same level of prostituting herself, which lucky for her takes less prostituting than it took to attach herself to The Hills….or what I like to call The Peak of Her Career and Celebrity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Whitney Port

2010

12

Feb

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrerra is the Stupid Couple of the Day

I always said Audrina was fucking ugly and now you know.

It turns out she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s totally irrelevant ex-boyfriend clown in red pants named Ryan Cabrerra, who I don’t think has ever done or accomplished anything, a reason I can only assume Audrina fell for because she could relate to it, since she hasn’t done anything or accomplished anything either, not that I think she has enough depth to even understand that their connection is based on them both being totally fucking useless, but maybe she us knowing why they are perfect is enough and does and just doesn’t realize it. Matters of the heart motherfuckers don’t always make sense.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Ryan Cabrerra|Stupid Couple

2010

12

Feb

Katy Perry’s Shitty Body of the Day

Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet…

Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Shitty Body|Ugly

2010

12

Feb

Titty Bombs of the Day

Here’s an interesting concept that I think has more to do with Arabs being horny sexually deprived fucks than martyrs wanting to take down America, because with this concept of terrorism, they’ll get to see what’s under the burka. See, I know and like a lot of Arab people, I am not a brainwashed American hater, but these fundamentalists are the kind of guys who fuck goats in the field together because they can’t jerk off or fuck women, so it would only be natural that they do something like this.

That said, people like Katie Price have been terrrorizing us with her tits for years, let’s hope airport security locks the bitch up. Word.

I just decided I’m going to end each post with “Word.”, we’ll see how long that lasts….

Posted in:Terrorists|Titty Implants

2010

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.

Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.

That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….

Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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40 MORE Sexy Musicians That Don’t Suck
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A Video Guide To Successful Seduction
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Find Hoes Here
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Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim
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Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg’s Hot New Photos
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Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Retard
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rihanna Ridiculousness But At Least This Time She is See Through
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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives In Playboy
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Nicest. Tits. Ever.
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Geriatric Actress Trying to be Young Photo Op in 3…2…1
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The 10 Hottest MILFS in Sports
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Look cool While Driving a Ford
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ahhhhhhh Nipple Slips
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Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun of Little Wayne
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Eliza Dushku And Her Lovely Pokies
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She’s a Desktop Dream
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Lily and Page Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes is Looking Buxom and Old Hollywood Slut-ish and I Like It
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Joanna Krupa Is In Spandex
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Miranda Cosgrove is the New Face of Neutrogena and I’d Like Her to Sit On My Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica White is Fucking Hot and Talking About Something But All I Care About Are Her Bikini Shots
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Megan Fox For Armani is Pretty Much Soft Core Porn
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Blondie Rubs One Out
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Howard Stern Pranks CNN
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Emily Blunt is Pretty Cute and I Like Her
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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Jessica Biel is A Terrible Fucking Actress and Here is Proof
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Homo Horse – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jodie Marsh is a Nurse – THROWBACK
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Oh Zuzana!!!
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Man Dennis Hopper Must Really Hate His Fucking Wife, Cause I’ve Never Heard of Someone Being So Ruthless On their Death Bed
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Hahahaha Everybody Hates John Mayer
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By the Inspiration this Amputee Prostitute I mean Cheerleader gives us….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

Feb

SI Swimsuit Edition Launch Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit edition had a launch party and a whole lot of nameless girls with insane bodies who I want to fuck showed up because they are either in the magazine half naked, or they want to be, and it looked like a good place to jerk off in the corner, but unfortunately, I wasn’t invited because I am irrelevant, fueling my serious need to quit the internet and find a way to live my life on a beach….this site is totally unrewarding…and this party does a good job reminding me what I’m missing out on. Assholes.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini Models|SI Swimsuit Edition

2010

11

Feb

Jenna Jameson is a Fucking Monster of the Day

If you are wondering how girls who have taken an insane amount of loads on their faces age, it’s not really pleasant. But in defense of guys who like cumming on girl’s faces, the cumming on Jenna Jameson’s got nothing to do with her looking like a fucking monster. The psychological damage that lead her to getting guys to cum on her face for money on camera over the course of her career in porn is probably the reason she looks like a fucking monster. You know medicating with drugs, alcohol, plastic surgery, abusive relationships and all those good things that come with being a porn bitch….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|Monster