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2010

20

Jan

Heidi Montag and Her Triple D Tits Final Cry for Attention of the DAy



I didn’t want to bother writing about Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery because I knew it was her final publicity stunt before pretty much fading away into obscurity thanks to The Hills being replaced by Jersey Shore. I wanted to ignore her cuz I’ve given her too much attention…

See a few weeks ago, I noticed that Heidi and Spencer added me to twitter, despite me not bothering following them, so I wanted to check in and see what the fuck the deal was, and it turned out they were following 1000s of people in a desperate attempt to get more people behind them, but no one even care, so I smiled knowing they were done and went with my useless day….

Then this story of 10 surgeries, one asshole husband I fucking hate, a failed self-produced pop album she spent all her money on in some ill-advised strategy, some labia reduction surgery, a few new DDD bras and an insecure, useless bitch and I figured bitch has a little more fight in her….and sure she looks a little better…giving horse-headed whores everywhere hope, but I know this is just the beginning of her becoming one of those vile plastic surgery freaks I see in porn, at strip clubs or in pictures in rich Jewish households, and the whole thing is fucking funny to me….but not as funny as watching her new face struggle to talk in this video People Magazine produced….if you haven’t already seen it…

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2010

20

Jan

Lily Allen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga, Lily Allen and Katy Perry were the trifecta of ugly popstars who came up at the same fucking time. It made me lose hope in society when something so bad could get so much positive attention. I personally like my ugly chicks on the sidelines crying and feeling like shit about themselves and not making millions, it just confuses me. But thats not really the point of this post, the point of this post is that Gaga is the one who came out on top and the two ugly bitches trailing her are doing all they can to appeal to the public, but they don’t realize that Lady Gaga isn’t famous because of her outfits or look, she’s not even famous because she caters to losers like Perez Hilton who write about her 10 times a day making other losers thing she’s amazing, she’s famous because she belongs to Akon and Akon owns HitLab and has scientific research behind each song they release knowing it will pollute our brains and make us buy shit she promotes and we can only hope they glitch one day and make the entire world want to murder her….cuz when the world turns on you…I hear chances of survival are limited….

Here’s Lily Allen making a fool of herself.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lily Allen|Pantsless

2010

20

Jan

Cori Rist is Part of the Reason Tiger Woods is a Sex Addict of the Day

I am lazy today – something Tiger Woods’ penis can’t really relate to, but in its defense, he probably didn’t get any pussy growing up because he was playing golf, a sport that didn’t have the same appeal 20 years ago and that was reserved for people in their 40s or older and their friendless kids who they feel bad for….but now motherfucker is a billionaire and some of the pussy he is getting looks like this and really when you have pussy like this and a lot of down time on your hands thanks to Viagra, sex addiction comes with the territory, and I don’t really think there is such thing as sex addiction, it’s just something the Christians invented to ruin our fun…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cori Rist|Hot|Tiger

2010

20

Jan

Gillian Cooke Brings the Bobsled Porn of the Day

Here’s British Olympic bobsled team member Gillian Cooke flashing the world her ass because her bobsled outfit isn’t quite as strong as her hunger to win….I don’t really know shit about Winter Olympic athletes because women athletes look like fuckin’ dudes to begin with and I can only expect when they are at the Olympic level their vaginas are actually testicles, cuz if you check out the legs on this bitch, it’s safe to say she doesn’t get too much cock, unless the cock is from someone else on her team, cuz the average man is scared of this shit unless they live this shit and I guess what it all comes down to is flashing your ass on TV accidentally is classic comedy, I’m talking 3 Stooges shit so who cares what she looks like and just laugh at her instead….

Posted in:Ass Flash|Bobsled|GIllian Cooke|Porn

2010

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the post of the day where I write eventful shit about what happened to me either while drunk last night or during the day. You know exciting shit, but since it is winter and I am hibernating in my diseased shithole I call home, I got nothing to say…other than not enough hot young half naked girls have added my new facebook profile and I miss looking at all the half naked girls I once had on my facebook before they destroyed it. I think I may have syphilis partially because a girl I banged last year recently died of it like we were in the 1700s or some shit, you know keeping it vintage, but also because I pee fire I just haven’t googled to see if that is a symptom….
Either way…..


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Stacy Kiebler is a Soccer Hottie
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Seriously, Somebody Needs to Smack the Shit Out of This Little Idiot From Tokio Hotel
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Because Whores Don’t Just Hang Out On the Corner Anymore
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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Britney Spears Basically Commits Credit Card Fraud
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Let’s Shoot Pennies! – Tutorial Video
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Rebecca Gayheart 34B Tit Slip
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Whats a Day Without a Little Bit of Lohan Insanity
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25 Hot Trekkies – GALLERY
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This Idiot Got Glasses Tattooed On His Face – Video
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Conan May Be Leaving NBC, But He’s Still Richer Than Tiger Woods Ambien Supplier
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Timberland Doing With His Music?! Jesus.
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Striptease of the Day 2 for 1
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Thank You Notes – Dear Asshole
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Ahhahahaha Some Fucking Asshole Died After Watching Avatar
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Yeah I’d Bang Kristen Bell
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KESHA HAS A MAN FACE AND HER MUSIC SUCKS WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS CUNT IS SO GREAT
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man George Lucas Has Gotta Let Star Wars Go. For Fuck Sakes
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And MORE Pants on the Ground
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And More Dancing On American Idol – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is So Desperate Its Gross
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Jump Through Glass At a Police Station
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Fisting Up the Ass
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Slut Fucks a Dildo
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Beatrice in Lingerie
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A Big Titty Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Getting All Jersey Shore
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Charlotte Mckenna Naked
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Gotta Love a Clean Shaved Pussy
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Meet Kylie – Video
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And More Amanda Bynes Maxim Shrts
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Kali Teases on the Stairs
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Rachel is Busty
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Gotta Love Some Black Lingerie
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Nikkie is a Playboy Babe
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Man Heidi Montag Has Really Fucked Up Her Face. Like Big Time. Must Must See.
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Nina Dobrev is 21 and Hot
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is Older Than You Think
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2010

19

Jan

The Saturdays Performing Without Pants of the Day

The Saturdays may not be a household name to any of us because they are from the UK and no one really gives a fuck about the UK even people who live in the UK but I find myself seriously affected by this girl band….I want to fuck every single one of them at the same time and I hate girls from the UK because they are ugly, but seeing them collectively sucking on stage, humiliating themselves and not caring gives me hope that they have no shame in other aspects of their life like sucking my dick all at the same time even though I don’t have that much dick to go around….and here they are performing without pants…..

Pics via LFI


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Posted in:Pantsless|The Saturdays

2010

19

Jan

Anderson Cooper is a Hero of the Day

I am hating on CNN after watching it for an entire day with my friend, I think they are candy-coated news, but Anderson Cooper and the doctor are seriously doing good for Haiti and this is an example of motherfucker saving an injured kid, whether it is for his own ego or not doesn’t really matter, he’s there and doing his part and you’re not, so donate if you can, this Haiti shit is fucked up and I’ve been working on adopting a Haitian 18 year old girl, but my efforts have fallen on deaf ears cuz I don’t know who to talk to and apparently asking for one who likes giving blowjobs warrants getting hung up on….but I’m just trying to do my part… desperation is usually the only reason I get laid to begin with so I don’t see what they think the big deal in asking is….either way…crazy video.


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Posted in:Anderson Cooper|Hero

2010

19

Jan

High School Slut of the Day

Here’s a dirty fucking video about a high school girl on video trying to seduce a high school boy by telling him she doesn’t want to be respected, that she likes a big dick, then she goes off on her popsicle sucking the shit, in a way that didn’t happen to me when I was a kid and that doesn’t happen to me now, even whores play harder to get, proving that we were raised in the wrong generation and reminding us that the trashy TV and internet sites are starting to do their part in making the world a much better place. Weird video but just a glimpse into what you are missing out on….


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Posted in:High School|Slut

2010

19

Jan

Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body.

It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club….

Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck….

Pics via Fame


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Posted in:Monster|Serena Williams|Tits

2010

19

Jan

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……

But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Posted in:Dress|See Thru|Shauna Sand