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2010

21

Jan

Conspiracy Theory in Haiti of the Day

I have been yelled at by everyone I talk to about my conspiracy that the USA set off an Earthquake in Haiti in efforts to take over their government for whatever reason (Cuba), and figured this type of thing would show how weak the current government, making the Haitian people open to letting the USA take over. Sure I could be totally wrong and maybe my readers, friends, the drunk lady I told this to on the bus and everyone else who calls me fucking crazy is right. I don’t have any validation, proof and I really know nothing about politics, it just seemed to make sense to me and I guess it made sense to everyone’s favorite Communist Dictator pretty much saying I was right..

That said doesn’t mean Haiti isn’t suffering and you should donate if you can…

Posted in:Conspiracy|Haiti|USA

2010

21

Jan

Awkward Israeli Art Film of the Day

I think my site lacks culture, maybe that’s my biggest downfall and the reason no one in any industry takes me seriously, I need to put more art into the mix cuz art is class and I gotta stop the hateful celebrity commentary where I just make a joke out of myself…So you can only imagine how excited I was when one of my Israeli readers happened to have an award winning art film he made to share with me….and you can only imagine my delight when I watched it and saw dude having sex with a fucking blow-up doll in some kind of uncomfortable fetish porn disguised as art, but was glad it wasn’t his other film where he made a popsicle out of his cum called Cocksicle.

I guess the nice thing about art is that it affects each of us differently, like I was on the floor laughing when I saw this, but you may shed a tear because you can relate to his desire for love or maybe you’re just creeped the fuck out…something I can only assume most of you will be because it is awkward as fuck….and it is safe to say it may make it hard for you to watch porn or get turned on again…welcome to my world….

I told him I would spread his word but he asked me to post his facebook in exchange….so if you like it, it is called Safety in Rubber and I don’t think it will be in a theater near you…

Posted in:Art Film|Israel|Safety in Rubber

2010

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always forget what stepLINKS pictures I’ve used, I should really figure out a system…that said I was going to do a relief fund for Haiti to motivate you slobs to donate some money but I gave up knowing that I’m just going to get discouraged when I see that we only raised 3 dollars and a guitar pick, three expired condoms and a twinkie to the cause, cuz when that happens it just reminds me how insignificant this site actually is and really makes me wonder why I bother doing it all day every day when I could be doing better things like eating all you can eat buffets at the trashy stripclubs to get fatter and fatter amongst disgusting half naked women….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Why the Fuck Are They Still Giving This Octocunt So Much Publicity?
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Keeley Hazell’s Face is Sort of Busted But Her tita and Ass Make Up For It
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Gotta Love Them Hos
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Why the Fuck Haven’t I Been Watching MTV Teen Mom? Oh Yeah Because I Don’t Have a TV
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Star Wars Opening – REDIT
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The Worst Talkshow Hosts of All Time
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Stacey Dash’s Hottest Pics
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A Little More of Paris Hilton’s Pussys
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Micole Kidman is Gross
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hahahah Let’s Laugh at Leno More – VINTAGE VIDEO
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Rhianna Cares About Haiti
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Kelly Brooke is Topless in the Bath
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Who Let Chewbacca Walk the Red Carpet
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I Wanna Bang Laura Bell Bundy
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I Forgot How Hot Shania Twain Was
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Amanda Palmer is See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aura Dione, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Did You See This Naked Chick in the Make the Girl Dance Video
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Lizzie is Nude on the Bridge
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Kid Bails Hard – VIDEO
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Jamee in the Dressing Room
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Jesus This Heidi Montage Shit is Just Getting More Scary By the Minute
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Vanessa Has no Panties On
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I Love Some Kylie Minogue
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Love Lux Cassidy
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Laura Blokhina is Hot
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Britains Best Bums
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Gotta Love Twin Sluts
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Make Themselves Look More Stupid Anything They Open Their Mouths
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Why Hello Yanna and Alla
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Virtual Lapdance Anyone?
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Ashlyn and Alyssa Get It On
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Comedy Aside, Conan O’Brian is a Real Class Act
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Maybe Madonna Should Sell Her Plane and a Few Other Thinsg Because the $250 000 She Donated to to Haiti Isn’t
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When Grandma Gets Fisteds
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88 Bull Riding Beauties
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I Still Got the Hots for Elle Macphereson Even Though Her Face is Fucking Orange
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Jan

Fun Married Couple of the Day

I don’t see what the big deal is, so dude convinced kids to have sex while he masturbated in the corner, sounds like a good time to me, I mean in this generation you can’t have a party with teenagers without the sex, he’s just trying to keep shit current and trendy, holding onto his youth and being the cool older guy who faciliates the fun, so I can only blame the Christian policies of the USA for ruining his fun….. like when I got in trouble for buying a 15 year old a bag of coke for a handjob, 14 is legal motherfuckers…fine that never happened…I just gave her crushed up lactose pills but she didn’t know the difference, fine…I never got it on with a 14 year old, not even when I was 14, but it coulda happened and it woulda been legal, cuz I am in Canada….I do know a creep guy who would jerk off to teens fucking when I see one and this dudes mustache should have given him away….

Posted in:Cool Couple|Party

2010

20

Jan

Katie Price and her Tired Face, Stupid Tits and Puke Dress of the Day

Katie Price is getting old and her plastic surgery doesn’t seem like it is keeping up with the aging process no matter how hard she tries.

Sure, she still has her stupid tits that distract you from all else wrong with her, but her face looks pretty hacked up and tired, but I guess that’s what happens when your career is based on getting fucked up at parties and getting fucked in sex tapes before doing stupid photoshoot and marrying a gay dude who was under the impression you were a man because of the bulge you have in your pants….

So I guess her dress that looks like the puke covered snow outside my local bar, you know a wide variety of colors of puke you don’t really want to put in your mouth or eat, kinda the same feelings you’d have when faced with her pussy….

But we watched her come up, we might as well watch her fall and that concludes our review of short lived pathetic careers.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Haggard|Katie Price|old|Tired|Tits

2010

20

Jan

Dina Lohan’s Stained Leggings of the Day

If there’s one thing I know about the Lohan’s it is that they are well versed with stains, whether those stains are the Lohans on the entertainment industry, or the stains all over their clothes in order to become and remain the stain on the entertainment industry, seriously a lot of dick sucking and cumshots were taken to get them where they are today, the only problem is they need a hell of a lot more than Tide with Bleach to get rid of them, seriously, 90 percent of the coke these bitches have been huffing has been cut with detergent and they are still fucking standing….so seeing Lohan momma with dirty leggings she’s wearing cuz she’s competitive and trying to be hotter than her 15 year old daughter by dressing like her and humiliating herself in the process, something the family seems good at…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dina Lohan|Leggings

2010

20

Jan

J.Lo’s Unfortunate Comeback of the Day

I saw a preview of a new J.Lo movie the other day when my friend took me to a cheap night movie and I got pretty fucking mad about the shit, I thought she was done and forgotten but I was fucking wrong. I never liked her, I never found her hot, I didn’t care about her ass and the whole Latino bullshit never appealed to me, but for some reason she got a gig on hosting the George Lopez show, possibly cuz they are related, or maybe because she owns him, and here she is playing up her latino roots with this fake accent, forgetting that we all know J.Lo, we all know she doesn’t really have this accent, she is just lying to us and I am only posting this becuase I’d like her to go the fuck back where she was the last few years. Seriously.

Posted in:Garbage|J.Lo

2010

20

Jan

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Big Bra of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson and her date…her bra…because it turns out her bra is the only support she has in her life. She has no fans cuz she has no career. Her family have all eyes on Ashlee who has this new bustling career, this seemingly happy marriage and this new baby who has proud much excitement and pride to the Simpson family, while Jessica has brough nothing to the family……She has no boyfriend cuz they all leave her, her husband is no her ex-husband and he is off with some immigrant leaving her with she has no one to pat her on the back, offer her a hand and help her back on her feet, no one to settle down and start a family with, no one to hug her when she feels sad and along, but she’s got her bra and that fucking thing looks like strong and like it will support her through everything….even a Haitian Earthquake….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Jessica Simpson|See Thru

2010

20

Jan

Kim Kardashian Sucking Candy Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I never understood why people get off to sitting on a bench in the park and watching girls sucking popsicles, or standing outside an ice cream shop loving watching girls eating ice cream and having it drip down her chin, or even hanging out in candy shops trying to help girls chose the lollipop over Sour Kids…it’s actually fucking creepy….but not as creepy as girls who try to play things up for the camera to simulate dick sucking, but in Kim Kardashian’s defense, she’s just a fat bitch who needs her sugar fix and she’s trying to mask it by being as erotic as she can which in her case comes easy cuz she finds food erotic to begin with cuz that’s what fat does to you, kinda like whenever I buy day old pastries from the bakery and I shove shit in my pants cuz I’m embarrassed by my weakness to food, only to get hard and cum in the shit all while lookin’ like I have a substantial cock, if you know what I mean….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Candy|Kim Kardashian|Sucker

2010

20

Jan

Britney Spears Lesbian Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ tits doing something seriously unnatural, so unnatural it’s like two people of the same gender having sexual relationships with each other and requesting the government allows them to get married…Gross….

Seriously, these are some serious lesbian tits, it looks like Britney ripped them right off a fucking lesbian, like a really broad, construction boot wearing, real deal lesbian, not the lipstick college girl who had a bad relationship with her high school sweetheart so she lets her roommate fuck her with a vibrator before bed kind of lesbian, but more the kind of lesbian who changes transmissions for fun, who likes cutting down trees and who likes operating heavy equipment because demolition is the best part of rennovating lesbian…when not too busy banding together to challenge each other to hit the streets the person who comes back with the most severed dicks wins…

Needless to say…shit’s not hot…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Lesbian|Tits