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2010

18

Jan

Halle Berry Stretch Mark Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

Halle Berry has stretch marks on her tits and the everyone in the world goes on, I mean until global warming makes us all burn up in a fiery death, but until then, things keep on livin cuz no cares about Halle Berry’s stretch marks, despite how disgusting they are, cuz it’s not a big enough deal to be a deal breaker to perverts…that’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

18

Jan

Christina Aguilera and her Transvestite Den Mother of the Day

I think I understand why Cher’s daughter went for a sex change and that’s because her mother has looked like a transexual her entire life, her friends and fans and supporters were always gay men and that gender bending fucked with her head, turned her dyke and now grew her a dick……

I don’t understand why Christina Aguilera is following Cher’s lead, I know they are in a movie together, but has Cher become the mother Christina Aguilera never had, are they discussing how together they can make the gay community collectively cum with a duet, is Aguilera trying to channel Cher’s icon status and apply it to herself, it’s all too much to process, but at least she showed off some tit. Cuz tit is apaprently what makes the world go round.

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2010

18

Jan

Randi Zuckerberg is my Facebook Enemy of the Day

I hate Facebook. They market themselves as a place for you on the internet to connect with friends, yet they have shut me down 4 times randomly after I spend months building up my network of friends. They never bother emailing me back to explain why, or to discuss how we can bring my profile back to life, and the whole thing is some serious bullshit, possibly the same bullshit that has made the world sell their souls to the site and put there personal information on the shit like it was their own space to do that, only to get these freaks to read your messages, deleted your information and not even bother looking into it.

The person to blame is Randi Zuckerberg, the marketing person at Facebook, who is related to the boy genius that created the site, because she loves riding his coattails and enjoys the glory and access working in such a powerful position at such a relevant company is, all while perpetuating bullshit and lies and despite her ugly ass face, thinks she has the right to pollute TV….and the entertainment industry…when she really belongs in an entry level position, making minimal money, living in a shitty aparment trying to get ahead while dealing with the constant rejection of men, while having the constant love of her cats…but unfortunately, like Lady Gaga, she won at life…

I hate her for deleting my account and you should hate her too…

Here she is boring, trying to be relevant, trying to be interesting, trying to be a celebrity all while being ugly as fuck.

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2010

18

Jan

Mariah Carey Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

The worst obvious joke that comes with the Golden Globes is when people call celebrity tit their Golden Globes, like if I said “Here’s Mariah Carey and Her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes”. Every year that joke, that I can’t even consider a joke because it’s so fucking stupid, gets played the fuck out, yet every year some asshole thinks it’s a good idea to recycle the shirt and I guess this year, I am that asshole…cuz here are Mariah Carey’s Golden Globes.

Trust me, this is all a product of me hating myself…

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2010

18

Jan

Jennifer Aniston’s Leg at the Golden Globes

No matter how obviously desperate Jennifer Aniston is, she still bores the fuck out of me….she could be demonstrating how to use her vibrator/closest thing to a husband she’s got and I wouldn’t give a fuck because this kind of desperate bitch only targets specific caliber men, cuz she thinks she’s too good for the people who would actually get involved with her.

Here she is at last night’s Golden Globes, she decided to show off some leg for a little male attention, because she’s not so good at keeping male attention, all while getting older and not at the peak she was once at, and figures time is limited and if she doesn’t get someone locked in now, she may never get a man.

Her standards are too high and she thinks she’s better than she actually is and since that hasn’t done a whole lot of good for her, maybe she she take it down a couple of notches and accept that she’s not the hot pussy she thinks she is and a ton of virgin losers out there would die to crawl up her pussy and never leave it’s warm, moist aging side…..

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2010

18

Jan

Frankie Sandford Showing Off Tit of the Day

America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.

The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.

Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.

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2010

18

Jan

Snooki Does Stunts of the Day

I always respect piggy fucking people, like clearly fat people, who move like they aren’t fat because they either don’t realize they are fat, or just decide that they won’t let fat get in the fucking way because I am a fat person and I have enough trouble putting on my shoes, or getting up off the couch, or doing up my belt, or wearing pants that don’t have elastic waistbands.

That’s not to say that I actually respect this Snooki Jersey shore trash, because idiotic trash is never meant to be respected, but reality is that she doesn’t really annoy me at all, maybe because I don’t watch the show, but probably because she’s just loving every second of her fame like the cheesy fucking person she is and there’s nothing worth hating about that….

Here she is with her fat ass performing her own stunts…..

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2010

18

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Weird in a Short Dress of the Day

The paparazzi say these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I don’t really see it, because whatever the fuck is hiding under this hood, looks more like some kind of troll that some young, washed up, haggard starlet. Maybe it has to do with her feeling inadequate for not being allowed in the Golden Globes, forcing her to go on a rampage fucking up her face with botox and collagen and when she realized she had to leave her house to go get wasted in order to forget how miserable and useless she’s become on this Blue Monday, she got strategic in her clothes. If this is actually Lohan, her body is still hot enough for me, I just wish she was showing off a little more lesbian pussy, just to see if it still looks as haggard and meaty as it did back when she shoved every single dick in it….

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2010

18

Jan

Mischa Barton’s New Job of the Day

It’s not secret that Mischa Barton is a wreck. She’s clearly addicted to something, her career has gone to fucking shit and she looks really fucking horrible, but it looks like she’s got a new job and that’s playing a hooker on Law and Order, something usually reserved for up and coming actresses you’ve never heard of, but I guess Mischa needed to be in front of camera, and she thought this role was fitting, since she’ll be doing this as a full time job in a few years after she burns through all her OC money. It’s good practice and I hear she’s been offering other cast and crew members 5 dollar blowjobs in back alleys cuz she needs the money. She’s a natural and here are the pics…

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2010

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I hear it is the weekend, everyday is pretty much exactly the same for me, but I’m hoping this time weekend involves as many drunken naked vaginas as possible but unfortunately that’s usually only one naked vagina, a very large vagina that belongs to my wife that is only useful when I shove my hands inside it to keep me warm since we don’t have heat when she’s sleeping and I’m drunk and I am not really happy about that, but it’s the hand I’ve been dealt.

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Here are the stepLINKS you’ve been dealt….

Jimmy Kimmel Basically Puts His Foot Up Jay Leno’s Ass on Live TV Because Leno is a Greedy Fucking Piece of Shit I Hope Seriously Fails for Being so Fucking Disgustin….
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Carrie Prejean Proves She s aGoos Christian…By Showing Us All Her Nipples…Again
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Lauren Pope is The Kind of DJ Slut I Want to See in a Club….Since Her Topless xis Much More Interesting that Ronson’s lesbianism and DJ AM’s broken dreams and addiction demos
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Because Lord Knows You Don’t Have a Fucking Date This Weekend
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Baby’s First Rejection – VIDEO
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28 Drinks Later – VIDEO
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Maria Sharapova Nipple Peek
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I Thought Winona Ryder Was Dead. Whoops
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And More Facebook Fail
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Kellie Pickler Gallery
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Stripfilm of the Day
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This Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Shit is Terrifying
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Jay Z is Talking About Some Shit, But I Don’t Know What It Is Because I Am Too Distracted By the Fact That He Looks Like a Camel
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Lauren Pope is a DJ who Probably Can’t DJ But She Looks Bangable I Guess
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Vanessa Hudgens is Lookin’ Good
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Biel is Not Hot and Looks Like a Middle Aged Soccer Mom, But Here She is Anyways
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Kelis Tells Peta They Can Bascially Kiss Her Ass. Go Kelis!!
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Yeah I’d Bang This Jessica Rabbit Bitch
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Presenting: The Half Bikini
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Fast Food Door Smash Fail – VIDEO
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Cassandra Rubs One Out
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Twistys Babe Heather Summers Masturbating Alone
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Go Ahead, Shake That Ass
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fly a Plane Drunk
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Wow, Kate Hudson Must Feel Like an Idiot…
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Madonna and Her Sweaty cleavage
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Amateur Riding Toys
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Elisa is Sexy
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Nina Moric Bikini Throwback
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Nikkie Sami and Melissa
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Lizzy is Tattoed
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Ughhhhh Facial Piercings, Gross
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Busty Bartender Babes
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Sunny Leone is Blue
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Video of Amanda Bynes Doing Her Maxim Shoot
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Vicious Criminals And Violent Cops Clash In Prison
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Lady Gaga Was Always Desperate For Fame and Here’s More Proof
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Skiny Teen Girls Stripping
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Idiots Falling
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Penelope Cruz is Hot No Matter Whats
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Hottest Pics
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BONUS – The Guy WHo Tattooed Glasses on his Face….

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