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2010

14

Jan

Naked Walkers of the Day

Some girl with a horrible ass, who I wish gave this idea to her ridiculously hot friend, instead of championing this herself, when she decided to make some kind of statement no one really knows, by going out on a walk with her hairless clothesless….don’t get me wrong, I love exhibitionism, I just hate that its always hippie trash who eat the shit up instead of girls I actually want to see naked…and here are the pics….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Naked|Walkers

2010

14

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Makes Scary Faces of the Day

I guess Lohan doesn’t really care about being good looking or hot enough to fuck anymore. With the whole lesbianism, where she dated some of Hollywood’s ugliest, to being so medicated she doesn’t know where she is, how she got there, who she is or why she is there. She just kinda rides it out and you’d probably do the same if you had no real obligations, no real job, but a decent amount of money to kinda just float your way from one pussy to the next. If anything, Lohan’s living the fuckin’ life, she made the money when she was young, bright eyed and didn’t know, and now that she realizes society is shit, she’s in a position to just coast…..and here are some pics of her and her new lips doing whatever it is she does…

On a sidenote, this is one of Lohan’s first lesbian girlfriend’s and she’s fucking disgusting……

It’s safe to say, she’s puts the same level of effort into finding hot pussy as she does in her career

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2010

14

Jan

Ashley Greene Nipple is a Dominatrix for Interview of the Day

Thank god for art fags. You know the high brow assholes who think too much and analyze too much and act all smart and condescending to people they don’t consider in their class of human, because with all their bullshit comes half naked bitches.

I guess they pitch the photoshoot with some logic that nipple is needed to complement her interview and make shit really have an impact and meaning, but by meaning they actually mean nipple will make the magazine worth lookin’ at, because otherwise they are just a pile of fucking drivel bullshit, but they just don’t tell the model that. They like her thinking it is something far deeper than that cuz it makes her get more and more naked…the whole thing is quite obtuse….or whatever the fuck bullshit word these bullshit people find trendy to use….and now here’s Ashley Greene posing….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Interview

2010

14

Jan

Alexis Arquette is the Hot Tranny of the Day

No, I’m really not into trannies, despite all the propaganda a lot of “straight” guys I know try to force on me, like some kind of telemarketing scam sent from tranny headquarters to divert the reality that they are freaks of fucking nature who freak my the fuck out, and turn them into sexual objects for people who don’t want to admit they’re gay. I’ve heard shit like if a tranny fucks a girl it’s less gay and more straight than watching a man fuck a girl, because there are four sets of tits, even though one of those sets of tits is on a fucking dude. I’ve heard the whole “hormones” determine whether we are male or female and their hormones state they are female, despite their dicks telling me otherwise. The whole thing is just a sign that the world is about to end, sure there have always been weirdos who did this in the privacy of their own homes, but now they are allowed out in public without getting stoned to death or fed to the lions and it’s throwin’ off our society…..but if you’re not like me but like a lot of guys I know, here’s some tranny pussy to get off to…you fucking weirdo….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Tranny

2010

14

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim of the Day

[REMOVED IMAGES CUZ IT IS THE LAW]

I haven’t seen Kayley Cuoco on the scene since she killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules. I guess she’s making a comeback in the form of posing slutty for Maxim while it slowly sinks into the sea of failed magazine, while trying to latch onto any almost celebrity they can to grace their pages before they fully close-up shop….

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|Maxim

2010

14

Jan

Little Kid Gets Awarded for Being a Pervert of the Day

Someone played a prank on a local Virgina TV show and I’m sure someone is going to get fired for this. They just have to figure out if the drawing was actually done by a kid and the producer let shit on, or if it was done by some pervert joker who drew a pic of a dude jerking off and cumming while asking “Who Will Be My Friend” all for an Arby’s Adventure Meal…..the whole this is fucking weird.

Posted in:Drawing|Little Kid|Pervert

2010

14

Jan

Snooki from Jersey Shore is a Serious Ditch Pig with Tits of the Day

Snooki is the kind of trash I normally can’t fucking stand…bitches who are all loud and annoying who act like they are hot shit when they are really just fucking disgusting trash, like seriously fucking disgusting, like borderline crackwhore in the gutter trash, where everything about them, including the tits they always have popping out of their shirts make me want to throw up, even though I generally love tits.

Snooki just doesn’t annoying me, maybe because I don’t watch the show, or maybe because she’s like a cartoon version of the cunts I hate. She’s just riding the fame game thanks to the 15 minutes that have made her fucking life that she probably already thought was fucking awesome to begin with….All I know is that you can book the bitch for 10,000 dollars and I can only assume that comes with blowjobs….and blowjobs are always fun…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Pig|Snooki

2010

14

Jan

Jessica Simpson Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is lookin’ pretty fucking amazing….If you think busted up and broken down is amazing, which I do, because I like shit from the gutter, especailly when that shit in the gutter was once at the top, it means she’s fallen off her high horse, leaving her second rate to her sister who was already second rate to begin with, so I’m not sure where that leaves Jessica, I just know that the only thing she has going for her is that she’s gained a lot of weight, looks like shit and is rumored to be dating some freakshow from Smashing Pumpkins which is totally fuckin’ weird, but

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

14

Jan

Penelope Cruz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz showing off her pretty hot ass while doin’ a little prostate tickle on the beach with her man because I guess she’s Spanish and a little more sexually liberated than your wife who you secretly want to get ass play from but you’re too scared your going to like it and go gay, cuz only fags like ass play, even though it’s scientifically proven to feel good.

Either way, she’s the only big nosed girl I find attractive cuz big noses are ugly. I’ve had my fair share of big nosed girls and it’s always ended in disaster, cuz when I try to shove my dick down their throats, I just get nose against my pelvis and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, but I guess you can only blame my small dick for that and the nice thing about Penelope Cruz is that she has worked a way around that by pullin’ out other tricks and here she is on the beach…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Penelope Cruz

2010

14

Jan

Fergie Hot Ass on Set of the Day

I’ve held hands with Fergie. I snuck into some exclusive event in Canada a few years ago and she was there. I grabbed at her hand to introduce myself and tell her I wanted to rim her ass to see if there were still scars from where her dick was, but her security got in the way and pretty much assaulted me, but as they were ripping us apart, my hand was in still in Fergie’s….shit was like out of a Nazi Germany film where families were being pulled apart by the guards and thrown into different cattle carts taking them to different work camps only to bump into each other on the streets of New York 40 years after that day, like some kind of miracle, only far less significant, traumatic, dramatic or historical…but I guess it was for me cuz I’m writing about it today. She was surprisingly seriosuly worth fucking in person and I guess these pics of her ass on set help prove that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie