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2010

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize I am not very interesting, I’m not really feeling this whole internet thing, but maybe these links are…at least that’s what I’m hoping, cuz otherwise I wouldn’t be posting them, you idiots…..

Aubrey O’Day is a Drity Whore
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JLove Thinks Every Woman Should “Vagazzle” Her Snatch
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Find Sluts Here
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Heidi Montag or Barbie with a Circulatory system?
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Korean Soldier Kick Fail
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REMAKES NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
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Christina Aguilera Cameltoes
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – VIDEO
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Power Ranger Porn?
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I Hate the French, But Yeah I’d Bang Celine Dion
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Conan O’Brien’s Next Job
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Striptease of the Day
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Don’t Be a Fucking Asshole, Send Some Money to Haiti
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Paris Hilton is Braless
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Courtney Love is Disgusting
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Heather Mills Had Got Nothing on This One Legged Stripper
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Katherine McPhee on the Cover of SHAPE, Still Blonde
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For Fuck Sakes They Are Giving Kunt Gosselin a New Show
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Shaq is Getting Sued
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Absolut Vodka Photoshoot
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Sasha Cane and a Stipper Pole
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And That’s Why You Don’t Shittalk the Bouncer
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Summers is Masterbating Alone
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Drunk Coelleg Idot Wants Bottle Broken On Head – VIDEO
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Girl on Girl Kissing – GALLERY
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And Tiger Woods Goes Off to Rehab
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Sofia Vergara Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jenya, Emanuel or Aprilia?
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Gotta Love a Brunette – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Just Because
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Zoya and Vera Get It On
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Danilles Got Sweet Tits
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Hugh Hefner dumped the 20-year-old Shannon Twins
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The Greatest Image Your Eyes Will Ever See
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10 Celebrities Who Would Kick Your Ass At Beer Pong
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When The Stepsister Moves in – VIDEO
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Tila Tequila is Still Retarded
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What’s a Set of Links Without Kim K?
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The 9 Hottest Girls From Utah
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

Jan

What the fuck is Jennifer Love Hewitt Doing to Her Vagina of the Day

What the fuck is this about? Vajazzling her Pussy? I’m assuming it was Jamie Kennedy’s way into her pants. You know he volunteered this genius idea to decorate her pussy with crystals before decorating it with semen or maybe this is just a joke. Either way, I don’t get this hippie bullshit but would like to see pictures of this hippie bullshit.

Posted in:Decoration|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Vagina

2010

13

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Candid Bikini Pics of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of those girls who really has it going on, she still looks more solid than pretty much any girl I’ve ever seen, except maybe the bitch with the eating disorder and speed addiction who had a real solid body, but her yellow skin, lesions and missing teeth kinda lose out to Ambrosio in the beauty pageant…

I just can’t believe she recenlty shat out a kid and maintained a body like this, it goes again my theory that babies ruin pussy, but then again, we don’t know how much tape she’s got holding her uterus in place….

So here are some candid pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio for some test shoot before the actual photoshoot and the bitch looks amazing.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini

2010

13

Jan

Miley Cyrus Showing Off a Big Black Bra of the Day

I’m not a chick, but I have seen chicks in bras and I don’t think they have every quite looked like the bra Miley is wearing and showing off under her shirt. It’s like this is some kind of undershirt shaped like a bra, or maybe Miley just doesn’t want to admit she’s an A-Cup and stepped up to a B out of ego, or maybe this is a modern training bra since she is still a kid, but whatever it is, I know it looks pretty fucking awkward, and I guess in her defense not only will there be no chance of a nipple slip, there is also no chance of getting dudes hard cuz it looks fucking weird….well actually she is underage and has a huge following of perverts everywhere who like the idea of underage pussy and pay little attention to what that underage pussy looks like because being underage makes it good enough….but it still looks fucking weird….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Bra|Miley Cyrus

2010

13

Jan

Erin McNaught is Miss Australia 2006 in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this McNaught bitch is but her name reminds me of a group of frat guys hitting on a girl. You know, that whole Naught McNaughterson bullshit that seriously peisses me off whenever I hear it when I am Drunky McDrunkerson at college bars because of the driunk specials and I am surrounded by Cunty McCunterson’s cuz cheap drink specials usually brings out the trash, along with the socially awkward and the fucking lame, something that comes with the territory of being a hurtbag like me, but at least McNaught is wearing a white bikini – that shit has been historically a fetish of mine thanks to its ability to get wet and see thru….cuz I am a pervert who doesn’t get enough female attention….so if you are reading this and have a vagina you should really step up your game and stroke my hair and tell me how pretty I am….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Erin McNaught|Miss Australia 2006

2010

13

Jan

DeAnna Pappas in Some Staged Bullshit of the Day

Looks like this former Bachelorette’s televised love didn’t stick much longer than the length of the contract cuz here she is on the beach with her new “boyfriend” hoping the paparazzi remind the world she’s still around.

I guess this teaches us that if love can’t be found on a staged show where you make millions if you find “love”, seduced by legal contracts, cameras and storylines while fighting with 50 other contestents for it, love can’t be found at all…so we should just stick to whores…

I guess it also teaches us that reality shows give insignificant people a sense of puroose and a taste of celebrity cuz here she is in some staged bullshit on the beach. I guess she paid off the paparazzi to take bullshit pics of her and her new boyfriend.

If you’re wondering why I know it is staged, well firstly it is cuz she is on the paparazzi sites and even the paparazzi don’t remember who she is, I guess she is addicted to the cameras and the attention she once had once and has her publicist working on it overtime and secondly, even the most obnoxious horrible acting annoying motherfucker I want to punch in the face doesn’t make thee facial expressions…this shit is worse than the catalog to a 2 star hotel in Haiti.

But it looks like she took that new study that fat legs and ass make for a healthy pussy …..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Bullshit|DeAnna Pappas|reality star

2010

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought her fat ass to get her nails done because she’s got nothing better to do with her fat self, it’s not like she’s gotta be at the gym working out, and she can’t eat 24/7 and the downtime between snacks and meals sometimes gets pretty fucking lonely, and lucky for her Robyn Antin, someone as equally useless and equally as scary looking as her was there to touch, cuz donuts don’t have the same affect on our emotions as actual human touch and here are the pics.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dyke|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian|Robyn Antin

2010

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep. She’s definitely still ugly. Sure she’s tried to get back to blonde proving that blondes don’t do it better, but that they are usually ugly brunettes who are trying to stand out from the other brunettes cuz they think being blonde is hotter and gets more attention, like they were Pam Anderson or some shit….She’s also decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of combat boots she got from some homeless lesbian who was planning a school shooting back in the 90s. I guess she killed herself and left Tisdale her boots as a memory of their erotic short lived lesbian love…I mean if Ashley Tisdale was actually that interesting and not a boring waste of fucking space…and the boots are just a bad choice and not the product of a highly erotic lesbian affair…snuffin’ out the little amount of hope I had for this pig of a girl….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

13

Jan

Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Katy Perry|Leggings

2010

13

Jan

Hugh Jackman Gets Attacked by a Fat Black Girl of the Day

I am guessing Hugh Jackman wasn’t in Haiti, but it looks like he was dealing with a Caribbean Earthquake of his own and she looked fucking eager and ready to take him out like he was a school, hospital and all the shanties in the fucking town. Maybe I’m just overreacting, but when I see when some chubby chick coming at me, I get nervous, but it’s probably because my wife is fat and anytime she has this kind of conviction in her swagger, it usually means she wants to fuck…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Black|Hugh Jackman