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2010

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here again.

I don’t know where the fuck fat ass disappeared to this afternoon but he’s been M.I.A and isn’t answering the pay phone at the park where he hangs out with that homeless that always licks his lips when he sees me. (Ew). Knowing him, he probably got arrested for indecent exposure on the bus (he likes to hop in the back door to avoid paying) or is laying in a ditch somewhere bleeding out of his ass after getting gang raped by a group of Trannys.

Either/Or.

Pending any new developments, click all of these links while I debate filing a missing person’s report.


Minka Kelly Says I Do to Derek Jeters Herpes for Life
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Suri’s Toy Car Costs More Than Your Real Car, Possibly More Than Your House
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Bottom Pictures
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Get Laid. It Pays
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Oh and Here’s Some of Minka Kelly’s Hottest Pics Ever
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PRANK WAR RECAP!
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shauna Sand is Fucking Disgusting
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High Speed Homer Simpson Painting
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And More Drama from Lindsay Lohan
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50 Things Made Better By Bacon
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Striptease of the Day
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Replacing the Hoff with Howie Mandle is Like Drinking Shirley Temples instead of Striaight Up Scotch
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Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing to Fuck With
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The Midget Slut From Jersey Shore Had an Upskirt
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Mischa Barton Makes Me Want to Puke
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Zoe Saldana is Hot but Bitch Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Paul Sorvino From Good Fellas is Creating is Own Line of Pasta Sauce and It’s Hilarious
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Bruna Hort Gallery
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Chantelle Strips. Nuff Said
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Conan O’Brian Needs to Kick NBC in the Nuts and Break the Fuck Out
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Backflop Fail, Bitch
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Pussy Shave Video
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Blonde Cuties Get It On
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Here’s the Trailer for the A-Team Moie, If You Care
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hahah This Dog Jerking Off is Hilarious, But You Are Pathetic and Will Probably Get Off On It
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Sharon Stone is Fucking Delusional
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Tanya Robinson and Kayleigh Pearson
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Raven is a Beach Babe
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Say Hello to Verunka
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Man, Tori Spelling Way Never Hot, But Seriously What Happened To Her Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jana Jordan and Her Little Red Toy
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Jelena Jensen and Her Sunglasses
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Eva Mendes Loves Going Topless and I Love Her For It
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20 Years of the Simpsons
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The Truth About Hooters Girls
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Sure India, Let’s Throw Babies Off of Buildings, Why Not?
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Facebook Bukkake
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A Bunch of Sluts from the People’s Choice Awards
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2010

11

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Virgin Who Isn’t a Virgin Muffin Top of the Day

I met a girl this weekend who was talking about her boyfriend and how obsessed he was with Miley Cyrus. He thought she was so fucking hot and that she caught him jerking off to pictures of her online on more than one occassion. Which amazed me because I found it weird, maybe because I think she’s a fucking disaster with a wonky inbred face….I guess he just liked the whole young girl pretending she’s a virgin act, so I asked her if he ever insisted on putting ketchup inside her while they fuck to simulate de-virginization, because as a man who has never banged or wanted to bang a virgin in his life, I can’t really relate, see I only likes my pussy tainted like the meat at the ghetto grocery store cuz tainted means affordable….needless to say, that girl I met on the weekend didn’t want to become friends….but apparently Miley’s vagina wants to become friends with every cock around…I guess that’s what Disney execs only allowing you to do oral all these years will do to a motherfucker…and here she is keeping it wholesome with her muffin top….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Muffin top

2010

11

Jan

Christina Aguilera, Cher and Kristen Bell Do Burlesque of the Day

I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Burlesque|Cher|Christina Aguilera|Kristen Bell

2010

11

Jan

Shenae Grimes Does Asian Lesbians of the Day

I know Shenae Grimes is someone who really doesn’t matter and I’m not one of those faggots in a “Roots” sweater with a Canada flag tattooed on my chest who has Canadian pride in any way, which I think is the only valid reason anyone should be talking about her or her stint in the USA on the shittiest concept of a show ever, I just thought it was funny watching her get man-handled by some big dyke asian chick who overpowered her, you know for the sake of sexual fantasies, if big dyke asian chicks are your thing….and that’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it I’ve said too much….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Asian|Lesbians|Shenae Grimes

2010

11

Jan

Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Phoebe Price|Silver

2010

11

Jan

Minka Kelly in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Minka Kelly

2010

11

Jan

Taryn Manning is Seriously Gutter of the Day

I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal.

I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gutter|Taryn Manning

2010

11

Jan

Some Adult Expo Bullshit of the Day

I didn’t go to the AVN Awards this year because I wasn’t invited by a porn company or credited as press or given money to cover the shit, because I guess they figured I’d do it all for free with other people’s pictures and that I don’t deserve to have fun. See I’ve got a thing with a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores with no self respect, but I’m not into a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores who mistake the attention they get from getting fucked on camera as actual self-worth and purpose and who really gives a fuck…

More haggard, battered, disgusting women than at the local welfare line, these ones are just more ambitious and realize they can make a decent living filming sex for some Jewish execs, they pay more than the dudes they fuck for extra drug money in their shithole apartments.

In the event you missed the point of this post, I fucking hate pornstars, they disgust me with their bottom feeding, it’s like anyone can get cheap plastic surgery, a dress at the sex shop and get filmed fucking, it’s just that not everyone is that fucking ghetto.

That’s why I like my porn amateur and unstaged. Sex tapes and fucking self-shot pics, where real girls are fucking on camera for free cuz they like fucking and made bad judgement calls one night when drunk with the wrong guy. It’s way fucking hotter than this stripper trash.

Either way, here are the pics from the tradeshow if you’re into used up trash who cost too much, unlike me, who pays used up trash the price they deserve, which is always far less than retail, a price that is the only reason I’m fuckin’ with them, cuz trust me, it’s definitely not for their ragged fucking cunts….seriously….

BONUS – Shauna Sand Was There in a Ridiculous Outfit…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Adult Expo|AVN 2010

2010

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set for fucking life, unfortunately, a life that may not be all that long and healthy since I’ve kinda fucked myself along the way by drinking too much, eating too badly, doing too many drugs, banging too many whores, but maybe these heart attack pains are all in my head, and I’ve actually, like a cockroach made myself resistant to the elements, while just always feeling like shit and never actually having it end. I think this is a whole lot of heavy shit to think about, I’ll have to go watch Ghostwhisper with Jennifer Love and her fat ass to reflect….and while I do that, here are my links. Happy New Year, you made it through the first week, which is saying more than we can say for quite a few people….ENjoy the time you have…Let’s hope for less morbid days…CUDDLES

Here’s a Shit Ton of Amazing Stills of Ashley Greene in the Body Paint Bikini That I’m Not Allowed to Post Because Internet Photo Laws Are Fucking Ridiculous
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Does Victoria Silvstedt Get Paid to Hang Out All Day in a Bikini
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Seriously, Fuck You Kate Gosselin
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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Because Hand Sex Is More Fun if You Have Something Quality to View
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Five Holiday Gifts Most Likely to be Returned
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chinese Propaganda Punk
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Kate Moss Topless Photos
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It Didn’t Take Lohan Long to Get Back on the Crazy Train
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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things
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TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Caught in the Act! Peen in the Pipe Once Again
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If I Knew Anything About Hip Hop I Would Understand What “Lil Wayne x T-Pain x Drake x Nicki Minaj x Gucci Mane x Yo Gotti x Shawty Lo x Waka Flocka” Means
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Lindsay Lohan Will Fight You!
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini for UK Loaded
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I Like How victoria Beckham is on America Idol Even Though She Can’t Sing Worth a Shit
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Tila Tequila is a Fucking Idiot
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Call ME Crazy But a Gary Coleman Body Double Makes Sense to Me
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Things That Make Sense: Keanu Reeves Is Really A Shape-Shifter Named Marty Spencer
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Talia is Your Treat of the Month
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Karate Girl FAIL
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Alison in the Clouds
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Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Elephant Cumshot is Just as Epic As it Sounds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dirty Dirty Striptease
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Pam Anderson and Whatever STD of the Week She Has Are Back on the Market
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Some Miley Cyrus Personal Pictures Throwback
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Mili Has Some Alone Time
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Christina Aguilera and Some Dried Up Old Prune That I Think Is Cher On The Set of “Burlesque” in Hollywood
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Jazzy, Sammi and Charlie
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Talia Shepard shows Her Goodies
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These Guys Are Lifesavers – VIDEO
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So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?
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Tiger Woods Mistress Loredana Jolie
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Girl Vs Gay Guy On South American Sidewalk – VIDEO
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God I Hate Lady Gaga More and More Everyday
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Hottie Shares Her Workout
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Wheel of Fortune – Mispronunciation
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Laeticia Hallyday is a Serial Killer…Wait, what?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Jan

Brittany Murphy 911 Call of the Day

This is a pleasant way to start off the weekend….don’t do drugs you idiots…this is pretty fucking horrible and that dude Simon’s a fucking wreck counting like a retard in the background…Nothing funny about this….it’s actually fucking depressing ….I should post tits instead of this…seriously….my god….this is burning my ears….why am I posting this….fuck.

Since we’re doing 911 Calls – here’s the Casey Johsnon & Johnson 911 Call where the woman calling doesn’t even give a fuck that she’s dead- probably a common theme in her life – where was Nicky Hilton her self-proclaimed best friend…assholes

That was depressing – how about something to lighten the mood…a little Solid Potato Salad Pussy Eating Cartwheel….

Posted in:911 Call|Brittany Murphy