I like to believe that you have played with tits at least once in your life, whether you have paid to play with tits at the stripclub, or actually had a girlfriend who let you play with her tits, I hope that you took advantage of those tits and had a way with those tits and got over excited in playing with those tits that lead to you accidentally biting those tits and having the owner of those tits scream in pain, slap you across the face, put her clothes back on like the pain you caused made her sober and realize what she was doing….making you wish you bit harder when you had the chance….so next time you are in that situation, let this man be you guide….follow his lead…cuz he takes biting nipples serious….
2010
19
Jan
Some Popular Porn Stars Riding Giant Cock at the AVN Awards of the Day
I generally hate pornstars because they think they are celebrities. They don’t realize that they are just the tainted cumshot drying on the face of the entertainment industry, they are bottom feeding prostitutes who realized that if they fuck for money on camera, they can’t get arrested for being prostitutes, essentially, creating an industry with “professionals” who get paid to fuck when being a “professional” takes little fucking talent, just no class, no shame, a pile of tacky stripper clothes and a craving for male attention….
We all fuck, we all know how to fuck and every girl I have ever fucked has given me a performance far more exhilerating than any porn scene I’ve watched, but I guess being someone who can get laid, even if it is by really ugly girls, automatically makes me not part of their target audience.
They want husbands bored of their wives and too pussy to cheat and virgins losers who can’t get laid, the kind of idiot who will make his way to their conference and stand in line for their autographs like they are some kind of famous……giving them a bigger ego and making them think they are more relevant than they back alley blowjob they are worth….
I’ve met Sasha Grey and she’s a fucking cunt. She thought she was more important than she was because she bullshitted her story into being some “Social Experiment on Sexuality” and rockstars, celebrities and other perverts ate her up, making her a total fucking cunt who thought she was more than a whore with huge bush. I’ve also met Jesse Jane and she’s alright , she just looks like a fucking alien thanks to heavy plastic surgery a life of no self esteem gave her…and here they are riding giant dick a couple of weeks ago for G4TV. A reader sent in these pics so you can thank him for their half assed quality….
And here’s Sasha Grey, Boring, Obnoxious and Half-Retarded…..
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2010
19
Jan
Whitney Port is Just As Useless in a Bikini of the Day
Here’s Whitney Port proving that she’s just as useless in a bikini as she is in the rest of her life, especially now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, which is really funny if you think about it…mainly because it forces all these twats to come to terms with how much of a fucking joke they all are. Sure their 15 minutes lastest far too long for my liking, but I always knew the public would eventually get as annoyed as me and turn their back on them, because the public is pretty fucking fickle….
I harrass Whitney Port on twitter, she ignores me, and that makes me hate her sloppy pussy more, but today I will make a point of tormenting her with these pictures, destroying her little self esteem, putting her in a depression that she either deals with through addiction, Heidi Montag style plastic surgery, or suicide.
Just doin’ my part….
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2010
18
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
It is Martin Luther King day and I celebrated it this past weekend at a stripclub in a small town where the strippers were all black. I was kinda surprised because this bar was in the middle of nowhere and the clientele was white trash wearing their snowmobile pants because you cant get DUIs if you’re driving your Ski-Doo and I was pretty much scared for my life, until one of the dancers told me that 10 percent of the proceeds from her lap dances that nigth were going to Haiti. It was nice to see everyone doing their part….even if she actually meant it was goin’ to her Haitian pimp…or to her Haitian implants…and was playing on the crisis. It was also nice to see her get really fucking mad when I asked her to tap dance for me because I like my strippers doin Vaudeville and not standard text book stripping, not that any of you care about me…so…..
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS…..
Drunken Julia Roberts is Not Worth Dragging Home By Her Hair and Fucking
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Fuck You Demi Moore
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Are Still Insane
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Brett Favre Sings Pants on the Groound because America is Made of Stupid fucking Trends that Keep the Country Weaved Together
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Rosario Dawson As A Sexy Dominatrix
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Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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The Worst Morning After
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Gotta Love Gag Reels
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Caroline Woznicki Panty Upskirt
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Amazing Video Weirdness – Video (Duh)
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Check Out Kate Hudson’s Bird Tits
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Julia Roberts Was Smashed at the Golden Globes
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25 Billboards That Will Make You Laugh
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Why Hello Maliah Michelle
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dennis Hopper is Ruthless and I Love It
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WTF Are Kesha and Her Man Face Wearing?
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I’m Pretty Sure Kat Von D Got a Nose Job Or Some Shit
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I HAte to Say This Publically But Katy Perry is Lookin Good These Days
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Ughhh Katie Price is Disgusting
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Sofia Vergara is Better Than High Grade Columbian Cocaine
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Maria is Nude, Except for the Hat
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Shortest Party I’ve Ever Seen – VIDEO
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Busty MILF Puts Veggies in Her Ass
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Shay Laren is Naked
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Silvia Dimitrova posing for Agent Provocateur
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Celeste, Charlie & Kelle…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Nina Dobrev is Like a Hotter, Better Leighton Meester
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Sophie Reade Topless Thong
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Ahhh Big Tits
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spring Break Sluts
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Anna Paquin and Her Gap Tooth
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Krissy is a Sexy Army Girl
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Alektra Blue is a Naughty Secretary
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Audrey Bitoni and Tori Black Get lesbian
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Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Performing Pants on the Ground
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Greatest PR Stunt Ever – I AM MADONNA’S SON
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Keeley Hazell Topless In Maxim is Today’s Daily Snapshot
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Hot Milf With Big Old Tittiess
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Wii Headshot, With a Twist… – VIDEO
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A Shit Ton of Sluts From the Golden Globes
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2010
18
Jan
Crazy Cat Lady of the Day
There’s a woman in my building we call the crazy cat lady. She’s always drunk, I saw her puking in the alley the other day, and everytime I talk to her she acts like a fucking mental case you’d expect to be into cats, as they are her only friend, but I don’t think my cat lady has shit on this cat lady…but is equally desperate for cock…
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2010
18
Jan
Steve Martin’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day
Here’s Steve Martin’s much younger wife lookin’ pretty old and weathered. I’m sure this belly wasn’t something he originally signed up for when he decided to be a bad man and fuck the shit out of this pretty much unknown pussy born in 1972 but I guess this is still better than being stuck married to a fat bitch who is his own age.
Pics via Fame
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2010
18
Jan
Lily Allen Shows Off Her Sloppy Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day
Lily Allen is a fucking slob and here she is in a pair of bikini bottoms showing off what not working out, eating too much, drinking too much and doing a lot of drugs thanks to the money you made using your mother’s connections and landing your a stupid record deal,recruiting dumb girls as fans and being boring while unsexy at all the same fucking time…here are the pics…
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Posted in:Body|Lily Allen|Sloppy
2010
18
Jan
Halle Berry Stretch Mark Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day
Halle Berry has stretch marks on her tits and the everyone in the world goes on, I mean until global warming makes us all burn up in a fiery death, but until then, things keep on livin cuz no cares about Halle Berry’s stretch marks, despite how disgusting they are, cuz it’s not a big enough deal to be a deal breaker to perverts…that’s all I have to say about that.
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2010
18
Jan
Christina Aguilera and her Transvestite Den Mother of the Day
I think I understand why Cher’s daughter went for a sex change and that’s because her mother has looked like a transexual her entire life, her friends and fans and supporters were always gay men and that gender bending fucked with her head, turned her dyke and now grew her a dick……
I don’t understand why Christina Aguilera is following Cher’s lead, I know they are in a movie together, but has Cher become the mother Christina Aguilera never had, are they discussing how together they can make the gay community collectively cum with a duet, is Aguilera trying to channel Cher’s icon status and apply it to herself, it’s all too much to process, but at least she showed off some tit. Cuz tit is apaprently what makes the world go round.
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2010
18
Jan
Randi Zuckerberg is my Facebook Enemy of the Day
I hate Facebook. They market themselves as a place for you on the internet to connect with friends, yet they have shut me down 4 times randomly after I spend months building up my network of friends. They never bother emailing me back to explain why, or to discuss how we can bring my profile back to life, and the whole thing is some serious bullshit, possibly the same bullshit that has made the world sell their souls to the site and put there personal information on the shit like it was their own space to do that, only to get these freaks to read your messages, deleted your information and not even bother looking into it.
The person to blame is Randi Zuckerberg, the marketing person at Facebook, who is related to the boy genius that created the site, because she loves riding his coattails and enjoys the glory and access working in such a powerful position at such a relevant company is, all while perpetuating bullshit and lies and despite her ugly ass face, thinks she has the right to pollute TV….and the entertainment industry…when she really belongs in an entry level position, making minimal money, living in a shitty aparment trying to get ahead while dealing with the constant rejection of men, while having the constant love of her cats…but unfortunately, like Lady Gaga, she won at life…
I hate her for deleting my account and you should hate her too…
Here she is boring, trying to be relevant, trying to be interesting, trying to be a celebrity all while being ugly as fuck.
Posted in:Enemy|Facebook|Randi Zuckerbeg