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2010

08

Jan

Anthony Bourdain Burning 6 Tons of Cocaine of the Day

I stole this from someone’s facebook page, partially because I like Anthony Bourdain, I think he’s kinda funny and ex-drunk drug addicts who make it as author’s of books and hosts of shows who don’t hide the fact that they were drunk drug addicts is an inspiration to all of us addicts….and here he is buring 6 tons of cocaine…that’s a lot of fucking cocaine all while mocking Lindsay Lohan……good times…especially for the dudes burning the coke, a job I am pretty sure there were a lot of volunteers for cuz inhaling those fumes are gonna rape a motherfucker in a good way, but in rapes defense, when is it ever not good…

Posted in:Anthony Bourdain|Cocaine

2010

08

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Disaster of the Day

I don’t care that Casey Affleck Johnson died. I didn’t know her and if I did know her she looked like one of those snobby cunts who wouldn’t have bothered being polite to me. She probably wouldn’t let me drink off her bottle at the club but would instead treat me like so many rich girls treated me when I worked at the Pharmacy, where they’d come up and ask me for enema’s, yeast infection creams, pussy odor sprays and all the other humiliating shit you know they wouldn’t have asked a guy they wanted to fuck or who they’d think would be in their circle of life.

So I don’t really have any sympathy for these disaster rich kids who could have done anything but decided kill themselves with addiction instead all while embarrassing their families who offered them the world, out of some sick resentment they have for being born into luxury….idiots….

I definitely don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila. I’ve had twitter fights with her, I’ve met her in person, I’ve followed her 4 year scam unintentionally but this is really rock bottom. She’s totally unstable, her blog and twitter are fucking more insane than they’ve been the last two months, Hollywood ate her up, threw her up and shat her out and now she’s hanging the fuck on by milking the death of a girl who jokingly said was “her fiance” for publicity cuz both these whores are hoooked on publicity…..

They’ve turned this death into a very cheap, childish, boring, disgusting drama that I am pretty sure will officially bury Tila’s career with Casey’s corpse and maybe Casey was just the sacrifice we needed to eliminate Tila…some kind of Martyr we need to immortalize in statue and I’m glad its all almost over…

I was watching this video of Tila Tequila and reading her Blog posts was left pretty disgusted, her “fiance” or wife who she refers to a “Casey Nguyen” and says shit like “I’ve never lost a fiance before….the whole thing is beyond weird…but with weirdness comes drug use and with drug use comes overdoses so fingers are crossed that the end of Tila is coming one way or another….here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Disaster|Tila Tequila

2010

08

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I guess I don’t hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I say that I do, because I still manage to post on her when she is in her bikini, sure she’s the only person the paparazzi are getting pictures of in her bikini because everyone else has gone back to work….So despite her trying to sue me and ruin me early on in the life of this site and years of bitter commentary about her, I think I’ve finally got over the anger because I know she knows she is old and her plastic surgery is aging weirdly, that she doesn’t have talent or a real career, I know she knows all she has going for her is her body and even that is getting older and less relevant, I know she’s decided to be a whore on salary for some midget billionaire who uses her for his weird fetishes he can’t pull on his wife and I guess that means she realizes that she’s nothin’ special, the worthless bottom of the barrel, so talking about her or letting you jerk off to her is more about me doing community service, you know saving a broken soul and reminding her that despite not getting jobs, people still care enough to jerk off to her and I guess that’s my way of thanking her for ruining herself and becoming a little more humble. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a fuckin’ cunt, just a broken one and I’ve always loved broken cunt….and here she is showing off hers in a white bikini…my favorite…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2010

08

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Struggles in Stupid Heels of the Day

I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Heels|Struggles|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

08

Jan

Ashley Greene in Bodypaint for an Ad of the Day

I saw this earlier this week – I forgot to post it – because I didn’t think it was that big of a deal and actually found it boring when there’s hot naked pussy on the internet to waste my time watching…

I always forget who Ashley Greene is but apparently she’s in on the SI marketing campaign cuz they need their Swimsuit issue to be next fucking level since it’s the only issue people give a fuck about and is probably the only reason they still print the magazine and haven’t taken it to print….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bodypaint

2010

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS – I don’t really have anything else to say. I write too much. It’s pretty annoying. I’m gonna stick to making dead socialite jokes on Twitter cuz it’s more stimulating than talking to myself here….keepiong my humor darker than the line at KFC on cheap tuesday while staying as awkward as Christopher Reeves having sex after the horse accident but prior to dying….that’s about it for now….

On a sidenote send me pics of your tits for tit cancer awareness – I’m gonna donate 10 percent of proceeds to breast cancer…ideally in my mouth at a stripclub….whatever that means…

Rachel Zoe is Fucking Disgusting
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Saw This One Coming From a Mile Away: Tiger Woods = HOMO
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I Forgot What a Bangin Body Jessica Alba Has
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Who Is The All Time Hottest Internet Slut?
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Because Locating Whores Online Shouldn’t Be Difficult
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Save Yourself the Time – 5 Seasons of Lost in 8 Minutes
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Uncle Sam Deoderant
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French Model Estelle Lefebure Topless With 36C Boobs
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fuck
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Personally, I Think Koala Sex is Way Better Than Tennis, But That’s Just ME – VIDEO
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Seriously, What the FUCK is WRONG With Michael Lohan?
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Face First Into Failure – 25 Epic Faceplants
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Striptease of the Day
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Yeah, I’d Bang Trina
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Mini Me Looks An Awful Lot Like…
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Man This Casey Johnson Shit is Just Getting Sadder and Sadder
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Anna Faris Was Way Fucking Hotter With Blonde Hair, But I’d Still Ravage Her
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Ronald McDonald Has a New Enemy – VIDEO
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God Damn Shakira is Hot
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How To Wrap Your Cat for Christmas
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Jenny Takes a Shower – VIDEO
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Weightlifter FAIL – VIDEO
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Hottie Ends Up With a Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Holly and Lindy on the Fucking Machines
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Beatrice is a Model From Romainia
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Cute Teens Have a Sleepover
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Hu in Lingerie
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Viola at the Lake
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Cameron is Pretty in Pink
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Throwback
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Jennifer Ling Will Make You Feel A Bit Better About Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Will Turn into a Pot of Gold
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In Bed With Nikki Nova
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Rachel Weisz Is Damn Hot
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If Diet Pills Made The Kardashian Sluts Skinny, They Would Be Ally McBeal’s Size Now
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I’d Bang Kate Beckinsale Even Though She’s Wearing Acid Washed Jeans
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards and No One Cared Except Demi Lovato of the Day

Someone was talking to me about Whoopi Goldberg cuz he knows I jerk off to her every chance I get. He went on about how she’s won every award possible and he mentioned the “People’s Choice Award” and I was brought back to the 80s or some shit. I had no idea shit existed anymore, it just kinda disappeared in its total irrelevance, so when I got back home I googled the shit and saw that it was on last night, making for a pretty weird coincidence, you know a sign from fucking God that I was destined to watch the shit because an aquaintance told me about the shit the day it happened to be on, but that wasn’t enough of a reason for me to be bothered, it just sounds too cheap and shitty to waste my precious drinking time on, but apparently it was good enough for Demi Lovato and her possible nipple slip….probably because she was nominated or a winner because she was the only one who RSVPed attending the event so they had to scramble…either way….useless.

In the People’s Choice Awards’ Defense, Sofia Vergara was there with her tits and that may not make the show relevant but at least it got more tit than you did last night….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pathetic|People's Choice

2010

07

Jan

Amanda Seyfried in a Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

I downloaded these pictures of the girl who made out with Megan Fox in some shitty movie I don’t think anyone saw, thinking that she was in a see thru shirt. It turns out that I was wrong, so I guess I’ll just move along now…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|See Through

2010

07

Jan

Kevin Connolly’s Groupie Pussy in a Black Bikini of the Day

At least one person is talking out about Casey Johnson’s death…and that one person is Nicky Hilton cuz she’s all emotional and has been getting involved in reclaiming her stuff from mooch opportunist Tila Tequila cuz the crackwhore was her best friend in the whole wide world, proving that Nicky Hilton a pretty shitty best friend who lets the people she claims are her best friends die alone in her apartment 4 days before being found, despite everyone knowing she was troubled as fuck….but it turns out that Casey Johnson was out on the beach in Hawaii with Nicky Hilton’s ex boyfriend, because I guess she thought faking her death would distract Nicky from knowing the truth that she stole her man.

I mean my theory may not be truth and this could just be a Entourage groupie lookin’ for attention by using her vagina to get close to Entourage cock or maybe she’s just happy with Entourage cock like the girl I know who banged Jamie Kennedy and thought it was the greatest thing, despite it being Jamie fucking Kennedy and not one single person she told thought it was as awesome as she did….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Black Bikini|Groupie|Kevin Connolly

2010

07

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Sucking on Shit of the Day

We all know Kristin Cavallari sucks shit in terms of her life, her career choices and pretty much everything about her…but now she’s actually sucking shit…off a spoon and that shit is ice cream cuz I guess emotionally eating is what you do when you realize you are worthless….at least that’s what my wife told me after years of me putting her down in hopes that she’d leave me but instead I’m not stuck with her and can’t even move her from room to fuckin room. Jokes on me! Assholes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Sucking