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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2010

05

Jan

Ashley Olsen’s Hipster Jog of the Day

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I hate hipsters. I thought that shit would have died by now but for some reason it’s just become mainstream even though the idiot hipsters still think they are part of an exclusive group despite being part of the idiot masses. Something I thought was the total opposite of being a hipster so I get confused when I see a huge mass of jaded, cynical, indy people because I used to think “indy” or whatever it is that hipsters stand for besides no washing, pretending to be artists and cooler than fucking cool while dressing like they don’t have a trust fund….and you can partially blame the Olsen Twins and their “Hobo” chic back when they were the fashion icons they were labeled by the media despite lookin’ like Michael Jackson’s love child with a Treasure Troll and here she is taking her cause to another level while jogging and not missin’ a fucking beat from her marriage to leggings and ripped ratty flannel. What a fucking joke.

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Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Hipster|Jog

2010

05

Jan

Harvey Weinstein and His Wife Georgina Prove Money Buys Pussy of the Day

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Wanna know what multi-millionaire movie producers get? Hotter pussy than they deserve, proving that girls like money more than they like juiced abs you’d find on the Jersey Shore……here are the pics…to remind you if you’re a fat useless fuck – figure out a way to make millions – it’s easier than hitting the gym and the rewards are much greater….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Georgina Chapman|Gold Digger|Harvey Weinstein

2010

05

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

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I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

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Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore

2010

05

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Proves Suicide Scars are the New Sad and Sexy Accessory of the Day

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Here’s Lohan showing us the new sexy trend and that’s suicide scars. I don’t know why she’s traded in her vagina slips and slutty behavior in for suicide scars, but I do know they are fucking sexy. Maybe I’m weird for liking survival from self-induced stupidity led on by self-absorbed selfishness brought on by a mean lesbian girlfriend, a bad family and a career that’s gone to shit, despite having tons of money and having had more celebrity or fame than most ever will, because at the point she’s at, the money doesn’t matter, she’s so self involved to step outside of that and realize how idiotic she is, because she’s just a whiney little bitch with nothing better to do than show cry-for attention level mental disorders. Real mental cases actually go thru with the shit, they don’t call suicide hotlines for help, they just hate themselves enough to end themselves, unlike Lohan who loves herself so much she just wants others to love her too, so she does this cry for attention.

The whole thing is such a turn on, but only cuz I like broken birds with fat tits and enough money to pay my bar tab and leather pants…so if 2009 was the year of death according to all the faggot magazines that try to find trends in uninteresting things to have a “Story”, I’m gonna predict 2010’s gonna be a lot worse….

Let’s hope Tila Tequila takes the steps Lohan takes to be with her wife in heaven like she wants so much, only she doesn’t stop at just a scratch….but this is about Lohan and she’s making Suicide Scars the new porn…but in Suicide Scar defense, I have a think for Lohan and everything she does is fuckin’ sex, even when she shits, but that’s only cuz Lohan shitting is a rare event, not eating kinda does that to you and here are the pics…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Suicide Scars

2010

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It seems like just yesterday that Tila Tequila was pissing me off on Twitter. Where she turned her “Tila Army” on me and for 15 minutes trash flooded my inbox and then they moved onto their next Tila war. Tila is crazy. Seriously crazy. She’s lost her fucking mind and that’s why she’s on Twitter going off all the fucking time and wasting her abundance of free time now that people realize Myspace celebrity is not as marketable as they thought it was calling me names, I told her she should kill herself to stay relevant cuz her undeserved star was fading fast….I think only a handful of people even bothered watching her naked webcam show, which is when you know it is done, but instead she got engaged to an heir to Johnson & Johnson named Casey Johnson, who was found dead tonight, giving Tila another go at getting attention she doesn’t deserve, until people stop caring about Casey Johnson, because they never did, when she shoulda just taken my advice and killed herself instead of driving her “Fiance” to it. Rodents on society like Tila Tequila deserve to be exterminated….

And Now Some Tila Tequila Inconsitant Tweets Asking For Privacy Yet Writing Bullshit like “We Will Marry In Heaven”…Crazy fucking cunt…She also says she got word Casey Johnson was in a Coma, pretty accurate considering she’s been dead since Dec 29 and Tila had no idea, they were not engaged there is no way. It was a joke, a joke we hope puts TILA over the edge..

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family

This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking tim

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

RIP Motherfucker – Casey Johnson – I would have killed myself if I was stuck with Tila Tequila too…. I made you a tribute video….you were too young to go and now you are in heaven where Tila can’t come and ruin you anymore….crazy rich kids and their crazy lives…what a waste…. and here are the stepLINKS….also a waste…


Kelly Ripa and Her Penis Belly Button
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A Tequilabot is the Type of Robot I Can Get Down With
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Some Italian Model’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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The Hottest Girls Born In January
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Start the New Year By Getting Off Right
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ZORDON IS A RACIST!
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Some Handicapped Cartoon Characters Nobody Loved
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What I Want to Know it Who is the Hot Piece Hanging Out With The Cunt Who Runs Vogue
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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep
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John C. Reilly’s  Dr. Steve Brule is Fucking Amazing
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Body
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If Tiger Woods Doesn’t Want to Fuck Elin Nordegren I Sure As Hell Will
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s vagina welcomes the New Year
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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pics
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Kristen Bell is Turning Into a Lesbian in 3…2…1…
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Keri Hilson is Such a Babe
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Who Ate LeBron’s Shoe? – VIDEO
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Nude, Bouncy Soccer – VIDEO
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Apparently Kate Hudson Wasn’t Man Enough for A-Rod
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TV Host Live Boob Enhancement
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Brunette is Ready for Anal Sex
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Sophia Rossi is in Purple
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rodeo Fail – VIDEO
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Dream Garage Anyone
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Ughh God Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Sophie Anderton is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dominika Does It in Bed
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Meet Monica
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Outtakes From Homme Vogue Shoot
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Talia is My Kind of Gal
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Lolly Has a Potty Mouth – VIDEO
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Jenya’s Got Talent
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Warren Beatty Was Gettin’ Ass All Over
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Blow Superman, Blow – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Overdose [168 Photos]
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Beef Curtains Anyone?
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1983 – The height of technology!
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Lady Gaga Thinks She’s Beetlejuice…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Scratching her Whore Ass
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Posted in:Casey Johnson|RIP Motherfucker|stepLINKS

2010

04

Jan

Megan Fox’s Swollen Dick Suckin’ Lips of the Day

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Megan Fox was trying to stay sexy over the holidays because sexy is all people want out of her and it’s pretty clear that will eventually disappear so she’s holdin on, only she went a little overboard and now her lips look like a whore’s pussy after getting gang raped by 50 africans with 12 inch cocks….nice and beat the fuck up…but in her defense at least she went under the knife to better herself, when most people stuck dating David from 90210 and stepmomming his babies would go under the knife in hopes of ending the suffering…

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Dick Suckin|Lips|Megan Fox

2010

04

Jan

Andriy Voronin’s Wife’s Yulia Gives Him a Boner of the Day

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I wrote about this power couple last week when I had no other immigrant sluts polluting South Beach to write about. He is a soccer player and she is his trashy wife who is living the fucking dream she had back in her communist home town and apparently fucking loving it as she works the camera when she’s not giving him boners……
See I’ve had many public boners and I am pretty sure that’s what’s going on in this picture and it’s not really his fault, he’s on vacation, she’s half naked and he found her hot enough to export from his home country to live the soccer star life with him and he’s surrounded by other half naked girls who are probably substantially hotter than her so it’s expected and as a dude shouldn’t be laughed at cuz we’ve all been there but unfortunately for him, it’s too fucking funny to ignore and here are the pics…..

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Posted in:Andriy Voronin|Boner

2010

04

Jan

Christian Audigier’s Tan Represents Turning Shit into Gold of the Day

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Even the cheesy people have realized that Ed Hardy is cheesy and shit scammed each and every one of them out of hundreds, even thousands of dollars, and now their hard earned cheese money is paying for this motherfucker, the mastermind behind the pile of shit and vomit you had sequined to your T-Shirt to kick back and bake in the fuckin’ sun for as long as he wants with his dumpy whore wife lookin’ a cheesy as possible as a tribute to his his brand, because thanks to you and that brand, that pile of shit and vomit that was sequined on your t-shirt has turned into cold hard cash….a whole fuckin’ lot of it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Ed Hardy

2010

04

Jan

Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I hate wrestling and every cheesy motherfucker involved in the shit. Whether it is the closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers who watch the shit, or the business men exploiting the idiot wrestlers and closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers to make huge fucking money. I think it’s a joke that should have never picked up and become popular and I think it’s a testament of just how shitty the USA and capitalism is, because if anyone can become a billionaire of something so stupid, you know you’re in a pretty fucked up place.
That said, Stacy Keibler’s lookin’ good in a bikini, but I’m capable of remembering her at her peak as the legs on Dancing with the Stars and that’s really all I have to say about this….

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Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Stacy Keibler

2010

04

Jan

Lady Gaga in her Bikini Shoulda Jumped of the Day

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I know that a delusional bitch who thinks she is God’s fucking gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all yur fucking encouragement, because I can only assume she offered something different in your boring lives, wouldn’t kill herself, she’s at the top of her game and this is the shit she dreamt about growing up the ugly girl in the back of the classroom…but it would have been a hell of a lot better pictures….instead she’s just in her underwear, totally cockteasing at the edge of the balcony and not because she’s half naked, but because she’s halfway where we want her to be..so fucking close to the edge…but ultimately not close enough….and it just acts as proof that the year could have started a hell of a lot better….

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Posted in:Bikini|Lady Gaga|Suicide