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2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey Jesus!

I’ve been a loyal fan of your blog since 2004 and have told everyone I know about it, but some of the people and
now myself, have picked up various bugs and Trojan horses from some of the links you recommended. I have a PC as
do some of the people whose encountered these problems and that may be the problem. I was wondering if you’ve had this problem too?

I love your no-bullshit blog and hope you continue to keep it real !!

Keep up the good work!

I don’t agree with SPAM, I don’t like SPAM, I don’t like how fuckers make big money off SPAM. It is not something I would link to intentionally and if I knew a motherfucker was SPAMMING, I wouldn’t link their site. I have a shitty mac….

Please email me the bad sites at info ( at )drunkenstepfather ( dot ) com…I take this shit seriously…..Cuddles….

And The Photoshop Award of the Day Goes To…
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The 50 Hottest Reality TV Stars Ever
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Gary Coleman May Be the Next Celebrity Death
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Amanda Bynes May Not Be Relevant, But These Pictures Of Her In Her Underwear Are Sure Helping
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Animal Attraction – VIDEO
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HARDCORE BABY! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss and Her Bikini Ass
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BREAKING NEWS!!! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS NEW HAIR!
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Boise State Marching Band WouldBe Lost Without It’s Cowbell Girl
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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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This Dog is Smarter and More Capeable Than You Are So You Should Probably Read This and Learn Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Yo! Wyclef’s Got Weed For Sale
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Yulia Voronin is a Teenager in a Bikini
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Get Ready to Puke in 3…2…1…
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Casey Johnson May Have Died Because She Was Too Drunk To Inject Herself With Insulin
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Chris Pine is Checking Out the Laker Girls and I Don’t Blame Him
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christina Aguilera Looks Like a Drag Queen But I Would Still Bang Her
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Pixie Geldof, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Bar Refaeli in Bonita De Mas Lingerie
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Amy Reid Strips
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And That’s How You Know You Have a Horseshoe Up Your Ass
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Cutie Plays With Her Ass
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Mackenzie Miles on the Fucking Machines
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How To: Break Your Neck – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Tom Cruise and His Band Of Xenu’s Are Like Hitler, But Worse
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Candids
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Who Would You Rather Fuck?
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Danni is Shakin’ That Ass
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Ana Ivanovic is Modeling Some Tennis Gear or Some Shit
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Gotta Love Tatiyana and Tia
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Jaime is See Through
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Erica is Wonder Woman
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Man I Don’t Know Who Amy Green is But I Am Glad I Do Now
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Some Afternoon Booty to Quench Your Thirst
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If Jennifer Lopez Deserved an Oscar, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Yeah, I’d Bang Kiera Knightley
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Younger Emo Chick Fully Shaved FULL FRONTAL
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Some Younger Chick Showing Off Tit….
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BONUS – THE WOMEN OF KING MAGAZINE AMAZING MONTAGE
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Sidenote – Sherri from The View is a Fucking Cunt Despite me Supporting her Show Daily….No Respect….Cunt

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

Jan

Racist KFC Ad of the Day

I don’t think this is racist at all. Americans are too damn sensitive and are the racist ones for thinking this is racist….

Posted in:Racist

2010

06

Jan

Kidnapper of the Day

Here’s a sexy story of a Sex Offender who took a woman and her kid captive for a few days in her apartment . They met on New Years Eve and she escaped Monday. He made her lick the toilet seat and suck his toes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny because when a bitch gives a man she just met and knows nothing about her key and allows him into her house where she lives with her kid, she kinda deserves what she gets, if anything they should give the dude a fucking medal for teaching the bitch a fucking lesson for putting her and her kid in danger…idiots…

Posted in:Kidnapper

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|No Make Up|Ugly

2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey

2010

06

Jan

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Belly of the Day

Kim Kardashian sells tweets on twitter to a diet company for 10,000 dollars a tweet. They probably advertise on her website, maybe on her show, and pretty much have an endorsement deal with her, but what I don’t understand is why anyone would buy diet supplements from a fat chick, doesn’t that just mean shit doesn’t work and that you are pissing your money down the toilet? Wasn’t this the whole Anna Nicole Smith scandal with Trimspa diet pills that may or may not have killed her but at least made her good coin in the final months of her life…it just doesn’t make sense to me…I mean even Kardashian knows she’s fat, notice how she’s covering her gunt in every fucking picture with her oversized purse strategicially selected for this purpose…maybe a fast food company should sponsor her with the slogan “eat here, get fat, but that won’t stop black guys from mounting you”,proving yet again that celebrities are fucking idiots but the companies who throw their money at them are even worse..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Belly|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

06

Jan

Mary Cary Leaving the Gym Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day

It always amazes me that people watch this bitch have sex….seriously….I am not one for high standards…but there comes a point in every pervert’s life where he’s got to turn off the DVD, or click the “X” on the browser because shit is just so bad it doesn’t deserve your boner or approval and I’m the kind of guy who gets amazed at how bad some of the shit I get off to is…so that’s saying a lot about Mary Cary and just how sick she is….and here she is leaving the gym….I guess because she was tired of being called a fat pig…thinking that her weight problem was the reason she looked like shit when in reality she is the reason she looks like shit…if you know what I mean….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Gym|Mary Cary

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day


I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy

2010

06

Jan

Magic Johnson is the HIV Patient of the Day

We like to do something here that celebrates diseases that affect gays, Africans, whores and heroin addicts by posting a picture of a motherfucker who is HIV positive to celebrate living witht he disease. Actually, we never do something here that celebrates HIV or AIDS, because Magic Johnson would always be the fuckin’ poster boy of the shit, it’s like he never got prison raped in a back alley by a HIV positive heroin addict after one too many drinks, dude’s healthier than a most people I know who don’t have AIDS, making me thing either celebrities have access to the cure to the disease they are hording out until more people have the disease so the companies who cured the disease can really capitalize, or that dude doesn’t have HIV at all, cuz if you met the people I’ve met dying of the shit, you’d probably think twice about having unprotected sex with even your wife, but when you look at Magic Johnson, it almost makes you want to share needles and have dirty anal sex. He takes HIV out of the gutter and makes it look fuckin’ classy. It’s like HIV is the hot new accessory of 2010 at least that’s what I’m taking from these pics of him lookin’ healthier than ever….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aids|Magic Johnson

2010

06

Jan

Casey Johnson With The Dead Heiress Titty Picture of the Day

They reported that Casey Johnson died on the 29th of December, so I doubt any necrophiliac’s are still lusting over her, cuz I’m sure she’s not quite a pretty sight, but the good news is that there are always pictures of her for you to get off to cuz I know first hand that there’s something magica about getting off to dead chicks, it’s like the ultimate disrespect, something far worse than convincing them to let you shit on their chest back when they were still alive, maybe it’s cuz there’s a possiblity that her spirit is watching you doin’ it and that’s why I jerk off to pictures of bitches in their bikinis from the 1950s assumin they are dead by now or to videos starring girls in this video…..

It’s one of those so wrong it’s right kind of thing…..

On a sidenote, I’ve feel like I have a special bond with Casey Johnson because I’ve been using their Bandaids on my dick sick I first got scabs…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Casey Johnson|Dead