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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2009

11

Dec

Jessica Alba in Some Tight Shiny Clothes of the Day

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It’s Friday, I have no patience for Jessica Alba or her stupid flashy outfit…I see girls like this everywhere, you know who take style to the next level of bad and try to squeeze into every fucking possible popular trend….it’s usually tacky fucking immigrants who don’t have much money or a fucking clue, and they’ve just managed to save up enough money to get the bootleg version of whatever is popular and in efforts to fit in they put it all on at the same fucking time like some kind of fucking clown, only Jessica Alba has enough money to know better. She’s got people to stop this kind of thing and should have people who advise her to flash her pussy every once in a while….but unfortunately, they dress her like Christmas ornaments instead…..and no one fucking cares…not even me….

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Posted in:Clothes|Jessica Alba|Tight

2009

11

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Her Feet for Creepy Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari, someone who is totally useless to begin with, even more useless than the rest of the cast of The Hills, because she wasn’t smart enough to get on that shit when she coulda been the star of the shit, but instead her ego thought she’d get other work, real work, reputable work, respectable work, good work and not bottom feeding work, and it turns out she was wrong, because she crawled back to MTV in what I hope will be the last season of that garbage, that seems to have been replaced with Guidos from Jersey, something a lot more entertaining than this group of cunts, even when they are out showing off their stupid fucking naked foot to all the foot fetishists out there while shopping for shoes….and I’ve already said too much about this twat.

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Posted in:Feet|Foot Fetish|Kristin Cavallari

2009

11

Dec

Amber Heard in Her Bikini for Some Shitty TV Show of the Day

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I always forget who Amber Heard is. I just know her name comes up a lot and it turns out that she was on some shitty show I’m sure wasn’t a real winner for her, but in hindsight was a winner for us because she’s in a bikini, I guess, if you consider that winning, which I don’t, because I get nothing out of this shit other than seeing young bodies I don’t have sitting on my face and even when I was their age, I was too busy eating out the blind albino chick to hustle the girls like this who didn’t know I existed, so I guess if anything shit makes me feel like the loser, I already knew I was, but I am posting it….cuz I’ve come this far….

Here’s some clips on another slut I’ve never heard of named Tessa Thompson in this low level bullshit TV show….

Posted in:Amber Heard|Bikini

2009

11

Dec

Paulina Rubio Goes Platinum in Whore Boots of the Day

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Since I’m Mexican and the same age as Paulina Rubio I feel like we have a total connection. The only real difference is that I look like I’m in my 60s, I’m fat and no one wants to fuck me, even when I slip into skirts and fuck me boots, while she looks pretty much good enough for me. I also don’t have a job and she’s got a platinum record, I guess in efforts to show all of us lazy fucking Mexcans how it’s done, or how inadequate we are because we work minimum wage jobs or illegally to just get by and feed our fucking families…or in my case….my alocholism which is a lot more satisfying than annoying kids, while she’s at home counting all her fucking money while looking good enough and I guess I really don’t have anything in common with this bitch…and either does any other Mexican because she’s gone fucking white on us….here are some pics Viva Mexico….Like I believe in that shit….motherfuckers.

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Posted in:Paulina Rubio|Platinum|Whore

2009

11

Dec

Katie Price is Subtle of the Day

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Katie Price is known as a subtle bitch, so delicate, so demure in her everyday life. The kind of woman who so classy and so well put together and understated that when she gets annoyed of the paparazzi, you’d expect her to be screaming in some drunken rage, her make-up dripping off her face with a handful of her feces ready to throw at the motherfucker, before beating the fuck out of him with her platform shoe and takinga piss on the motherfucker’s face after sliding her dirty trashy panties to the side, only to get turned the fuck on and shoving his dick in her ass while jerking herself off, before leaving herpe scabs and AIDS remnants in his pubic hair…..but instead, she’s giving the finger the way you’d expect a 12 year old to give his mom the finger…unless that kid is in Katie Price’s home, where giving mom the finger takes on new meaning….and I guess all this is a glimpse into where Harvey, her retard baby, got his intelligence from..

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Posted in:Katie Price|Subtle

2009

11

Dec

Mila Kunis cuz she Fucks the Kid from Home Alone of the Day

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It looks like all Mila Kunis is gonna get for Christmas is ugly….I don’t know what happened to her, because I saw her in at least one movie and she looked pretty alright and I remember her from 70s Show and despite being 12 year old, she was the best looking one, which compared to the manly redhead, that may not be saying much, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this. I can only blame Culkin for taking down his dark and slippery road that took him from being the cute loveable kid in Home Alone to the cute loveable kid Michael Jackson was cumming inside, like some kind of fuck-slut…or maybe it’s totally unrelated, and really I’d take her as is, or with her whatever addicition and diseases her love affair with Culkin has brought her vagina over the years, cuz even at her worst, she’s better than some of the shit I’ve stuck my dick in, except that time I fucked a ziploc bag filled with yogurt and broken glass because the pain, blood and soothing vanilla scent reminded me that I was alive…

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Posted in:Hot|Mila Kunis

2009

11

Dec

Sandra Bullock Gettin’ Her Titty Grabbed in Some Movie of the Day

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In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…

Posted in:Bra|Sandra Bullock|Tits

2009

11

Dec

Rachel Uchitel Showing Off Her Hot Whore Body of the Day

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This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….

The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….

The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.

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Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Uchitel|Tits

2009

11

Dec

Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt.

So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time.

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Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple Slip

2009

11

Dec

Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

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I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

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Posted in:Nipple|Tila Tequila