I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

11

Dec

Lindsay Lohan and Phony Artistic Topless Video for a Shitty Magazine of the Day

I can’t beleive I missed this bullshit video starring Lindsay Lohan in some sleazy soft core student film shit, but I like to think it’s because no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan and this college film student’s phony artistic crap. I don’t know how the fuck she got herself into this, or why the fuck she thought this shit was a crucial career move cuz she no longer has a career, but apparently you can see nipple and I guess all nipples deserve the chance to be in video, no matter how big or how small, how useless or how desired, I really just want to see them all…it’s my life work….at least that’s what I’ve decided my life work is going to be starting today, so girls turn your webcam’s on.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

11

Dec

Penelope Cruz Topless in Los Abrazos Rotos of the Day

Since I don’t own a TV and don’t really like spending the little money I have on going to the movies, I am really not too up to speed on what’s new and what Penelope Cruz is doing with her career, especially when the shit is foreign, but I do know that whatever this fucking movie is, Penelope Cruz was topless in it and her small perky tits are nice to look at in any language, just as long as the sun isn’t behind her so that her big stupid nose she should get operated on doesn’t casts a shadow and black out her tits….

Here are the clips….

There was another topless chick in the movie, her name was Kira Miro and these are her tits….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Topless

2009

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t win the lottery like I expected to since life’s been fucking me up the ass prison rape style before shitting on my face all these years, but I did convince a store owner to give me some expired dairy products. I guess Christmas came early this year. I win.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Tiger Woods Made Love Children…And Sex Tapes
GO

Taylor Swift Whoring Out With Her Hair All Straight!
GO

AnnaLynne McCord Wants You To Check Her Ass Out
GO

Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
GO

The 9 Hottest Danish Sluts
GO

There’s a Super Mario Wii Game and I Want It
GO

Four Thing You Don’t Know About Spider Man
GO

Kate Moss See Through To Her Large Nipple
GO

Hate Perez Hilton? Join the Club
GO

Fergies Tits of Butt Crack Cleavage? You Decide!
GO

25 Hot Famous Jews
GO

Watching This Little Chinese Kid Play a Mini Guitar and Sing Warms My Black Heart
Maybe Angelina Jolie will Adpot Him
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Bai Ling’s Blackberry Images Scream for the Company of a Man
GO

Carrie Underwood is Looking Hot
GO

Lily Allen Perfoms Concert, Still Fat and Ugly. Possiblt Pregnant
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Let’s Laugh At What Gary Busey’s Child May Look Like Together
GO

Isabeli Fontana for H&M Lingerie
GO

Meet the Romanian Subway Stripper
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Bitch Angry
GO

I Love It When These Naked Sluts Wrestle
GO

Christine Smith is a Playbou Slut
GO

And Now, The Worst Beat Boxer EVER
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

I Almost Forgot How cute Rachel Leah Cook Is
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Scary Spice is Topless
GO

Patricia is in Dutch Playboy
GO

And More of Bryci
GO

Yeah I’d Bang Dania Ramirez
GO

Young Car Wash Chick Getting Wet and Amazing
GO

Meet Maya Gates
GO

Magan Lugo Takes a Bath
GO

Woman Accused of Selling Moonshine at an NC Day Care
GO

Next Time I Have a Party I’m Inviting Katie Couric
GO

Some Video of Some Chick That Was Living In This Dudes Aparment That is Probabaly Fake, But Whatever
GO

Rebecca Look’s Kind of Kinky and I Like It
GO

Alice Greczyn Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
GO

Celebrity Sex Addiction Trainer Rebecca Cardon’s Almost Nude Photoshoot
GO

Alicia Keys Looks Like Someone Puked Up Drano On Her
GO

DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE JUST PLAIN FUCKIN’ HUGE!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Dec

Lesbian Teachers of the Day

It is unfortunate that none of this shit ever went down when I was in school, cuz if it did, I’d probably have a serious education and money. Sure the teachers caught up in the lesbian scandal aren’t hot, but when they are naked and fucking each other in the classroom, it makes them good enough for me to stick around and take fucking notes….

I don’t think they should fire these bitches, but let them be the leaders and a new teaching movement designed to motivate perverts like me to get my GED.

Posted in:Lesbian Teachers

2009

10

Dec

Lip Sync of the Week of the Day

This video is amazing. I laughed and I never laugh…I guess Asians aren’t the robots from the future I thought they were….

Posted in:Asia|Lip Sync

2009

10

Dec

Lake Bell Adjusts her Tits of the Day

I don’t remember who Lake Bell is, but I guess I don’t need to know who she is to want to take a swim in the Lake in her panties with my tongue…..

I don’t know what I’m getting at, it’s been a real struggle today, I just have very little to say thanks to having little money to buy a little booze, because being the idiot I am, I decided to spend my last 20 dollars on lottery tickets, thinkin’ shit, maybe things will finally happen for me like the Natives with Diabetes I saw on TV who won a few years ago , who went on to pimp their Teepee’s, and buy all the amazing things they always wanted Tax Free cuz they don’t pay taxes, but it didn’t…

What did happen was Lake Bell cock teasin’ me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lake Bell|Tits

2009

10

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass From Behind of the Day

Kim Kardashian got famous for her ass or because she got fucked on camera by a black man and everyone was shocked….but now her ass in jeans looks like she’s either wearing a diaper or that she just shit herself and I guess that means it’s not so exciting unless you are into shit covered bitches in diapers and this post is pretty fuckin boring…I could talk about fuckin fat chicks who smell like shit, but I live it every fuckin day, so I’d rather just move along now…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

10

Dec

Jessica Hart and Her Supermodel Legs of the Day

I don’t know who Jessica Heart is, but her long legs do a nice job of distracting me from her teeth.

I am not sure why I have such an issue with shitty teeth, like I get disgusted when I see a bitch with rotting, spaced out Amy Winehouse in her mouth, even when those teeth are rubbing up and down my dick shaft gently with glee.

Don’t get me wrong I’ve banged many girls with a wide variety of various forms of disgusting mouth, because I’m not an idiot and take what I can get and I guess it really doesn’t matter, cuz when you get with a bitch like Jessica Heart, you’re too busy shoving your face in her vagina.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Hart|Legs|Supermodel

2009

10

Dec

Janet Jackson’s Big Black Ass of the Day

Janet Jackson has a fat ass. I don’t think that is news, but then again, I am not really a news source. I just know that all those little boys who had their first sexual experience with her brother, and who are now grown men, who have flashbacks of those first orgasms who need themselves some MJ related porn, because his Thriller video has been played to exhaustion and isn’t cutting it and all those girls who got trambled at the an MJ concert after fainting in excitement because they were in the same room as the motherfucker lookin for some MJ related pussy may appreciate this Janet Jackson ass…and so will a lot black fat ass fetishes, so this is for you and I have nothing else to say…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Ass|Black|Fat|Janet Jackson

2009

10

Dec

Kylie Bisutti is Another Victoria’s Secret Model in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis…

Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….

Kylie Bisutti
Biography
Age: 19?Hometown:Simi Valley, CA??Kylie is an adventure-seeking 19-year-old who likes to dive right in, whether she’s playing sports—or actually scuba diving. She took a big chance at age 16 when she traveled to Japan to try modeling. Now, the 5’10” beauty says her goal is to show young women how to be comfortable in their own skin. Her biggest secret? She likes to dance like a crazy person when she’s alone. Will those dance moves help her on the runway?


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kylie Bisutti|Model|Victoria's Secret