2009
08
Dec
Thank god the bitch is in her shorts cuz she’s got a horrible fucking body…. That’s all I’ve gotta say about that. I mean other than the fact that I almost got sued by this cunt years ago because I posted pictures of her cunt that was black, meaty and fucking disgusting and the money she spent sending lawyers letters would have been better spent on labia reduction surgery….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Davis
2009
08
Dec
I bet Tom Cruise didn’t get a boner having a girl rub up so closely to him. if anything it was fucking up with how good the vibrations of the bike felt up against his balls while he was thinking about all those late night bareback riding sessions he used to have wearing his leather chaps with all his gay biker riding buddies….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ass|Cameron Diaz|Denim
2009
08
Dec
Something is seriously wrong with the world when Lady Gaga gets to meet the Queen. Sure she’s some kind of court jester who targets the Queens and it seems almost fitting but seriously if I was the Royal Family which I’m not, my security detail would have killed this fucking monster as soon as it stepped foot in the building for fear that it was carrying an HIV filled syringe or whatever these weird fucking tranny pros use to protect themselves these days….
Seriously, she needs to be sent back to the fucking gutter, she’s not growing on me, she’s just making me hate her more.
Pics via Fame
2009
08
Dec
Here’s some nudity in straight to DVD movie called Penthouse that will be hitting the DVD shelves of various fine retail stores in March….Here’s the bullshit synopsis….
Three lifelong friends inhabiting a penthouse apartment find themselves at odds when one of them attempts to move in with his girlfriend and another’s little sister makes a surprise visit.
I don’t think you would have bought the shit, but figure if you were, I just saved you the solid 5.99 you would have paid when it went on sale two weeks after it was released and no one bought the shit…
I guess there could be more nudity, I don’t know, I just know I am giving you a sneak peak and the highlight is that Kaley Cuoco is the only name I recognize in the shit and I dont think she’s getting naked in the clip because I was told it was Nikki Griffin, Lexi Baxter, Kaila Yu….also known as a bunch of sluts I’ve never heard of…..
Posted in:Nudity|Shitty Acting
2009
08
Dec
Coco was just pimping these pictures on twitter, I’m guessing she knows exactly what she is doing because she’s had an extensive career being pimped by various men soliciting her like the piece of disgusting, genetically modifed meat that she is.
I assume she’s doing this push for these pics becuase she thinks she looks good and is delusional because clearly she’s disgusting but I guess we can’t control what gives people a boner even if the boner is for herself, I can just assume that she likes how these were photoshopped more aggressively than any other picture has ever been photoshopped…it’s like some Guinness World Record shit….
2009
08
Dec
IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits
2009
08
Dec
I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.
She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…
And here she is sucking at life now…..
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen
2009
08
Dec
The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.
Speaking of Stuff by Hilary Duff, there was a time not that long ago that Suff by Hilary Duff K-Mart display of products and a couple oversized flesh colored bra and panty sets in my size provided hours of masturbation fun in the changing room. Now the only thing plus sized is Hilary Duff’s ass.
I assume she needs the fat as protective padding that comes in handy when her boyfriend’s hockey team decide to do initiation on her ass to build team morale, but it’s not so lovely to look at.
Here are the pics….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Boots|Fat Ass|Hilary Duff
2009
08
Dec
Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly
2009
08
Dec
Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….
Posted in:Californication|Christina Ulloa|Naked
