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2009

08

Dec

Sarah Chalke in her Bikini on Scrubs 7 Months Ago of the DAy

I noticed these pictures making the rounds of the internet and I figured I’d post them, but before I did, I figured I might as well throw up the youtube video of the bikini video because a bitch in motion is better than a bitch in image, which in Sarah Chalke’s case turned out to be totally wrong, because she acts like a fucking dude, and not matter how tight a pussy is on a bitch, if she acts like a dude about shit, and sits there grabbing at her crotch, chewing tobacco and watching football, she’s not the fucking girl for me…..

Either way, it turns out these were on TV over 7 months ago so they are nothing new, other than the reality that I doubt any of you watch Scrubs, since you probably thought it was off the air the last 5 years too

But here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Bikini|Sarah Chalke

2009

08

Dec

NSFW Holly Sampson the New Tiger Woods’ Mistress Pics of the Day

This Tiger Woods scandal is fucking annoying. It is all over the fucking news and I figure we have substantially more important shit to be talking about. I am pretty convinced everyone fucking cheats on each other at least once in their lives, I think it is human fucking nature and the fact that Tiger Woods is a rich golfer shouldn’t change that fact, if anything he should be fucking substantially better quality whores than the rest of us because he can afford them

The truth is that I am sure his wife wouldn’t have given him the time of day if he wasn’t Tiger Woods back before he was Tiger Woods and that her intentions are about as wholesome as his were when he was getting his dick dampened by random vagina.

All that this scandal has done is given some low level pussy the chance to come out and say they were one of the girls who banged when he was making up for missing out on pussy his entire youth because he was a fucking golfer and not a fucking billionaire, you know when all the other kids his age were out getting drunk, pussy and having fun and he was at home practicing his fucking putt, only to lay at night and fantasize about the day he’ll show us, and have all the girls knocking down his door, cuz girls love fame and they really love money…..

Here is the latest/most interesting new pussy to hit the scene, a low level pornstar named Holly Sampson, who is 36 and pretty fucking dirty. Just do a google search and you’ll find the goods, that are far more interesting than the few I’m posting here to prove just how classy a man from Orlando can be….

Here’s one of her porn scenes…

Here’s another one….

Posted in:Holly Sampson|Mistress|Tiger Woods

2009

08

Dec

Rachel Stevens in FHM of the Day

Remember masturbating to Rachel Stevens back when she was on S Club 7, constantly in her bikini, showing off her tight body, reminding us that not everyone in the UK look like they crawled out of a sewer to eat our babies? Either do I. I do know that I haven’t seen or heard of her in a long time but it looks like FHM decided to go vintage and scrape through the dumpster or the basement filing cabinet to find someone to feature on their cover and Rachel Stevens some how managed to weasel her way onto the shit and these are the pics…

Posted in:FHM|Rachel Steven

2009

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t feel like writing anything today because I have a headache thanks to cheap wine that I didn’t have enough of to make my headache go away…I don’t have hooker money, but I do hava a fat wife and that’s pretty much good enough to make me want to jump out my fucking window so the the local kids have an actual head for their snowman…but I’m too into annoying you to do that….so I’ll put up with the annoying her….Here are my stepLINKS….

I Gotta Admit, I Am Impressed At the Number of Sluts On Tiger Woods Whore Roster
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Adrienne Curry Plays World of Warcraft Naked
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Joanna And Martha Krupa: Hottest Sisters On The Planet
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Because It’s Monday and I Know You Don’t Have Fuck All To Do
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Nicki Minaj Is The Sexiest Female Rapper
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And More From Tiger Woods Voicemail
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Who’s Going to The Kickspit Underground Rock Festival?!?!?! – VIDEO
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Holly Madison and Her Cleavage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Lohan Candids + Her Latest Piece of Shit Photoshoot
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A Guide to Sexting
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25 Dumb Blondes
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Stripfilme of the Day
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Lady Gaga is a Reindeer on Acid
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Carrie Underwood Bikini Pics
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Jessica Simpson Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Some Sluts Dressed Up as Christmas Elves
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Gemma Atkinson Gallery
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Some Spanish TV Stripping
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The Beginning of the End – VIDEO
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Gravity is REALLY Starting to Effect Madonna’s Face Holy Shit
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Vicky is a Hot Blonde
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Lindsay Drops Her Violet Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Fly
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I’ll Take Some of Whatever Julianne Hough is Offering
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Keri Russell is Topless
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Seriously, How Chicks Get a Can in Their Pussy is Beyond Me – VIDEO
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Ava Dawn is Glorious
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Here’s Some Bikini Pics of One of the Sluts Tiger Woods is Banging
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32 G Tits!!! Holy Fuck!!!
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I Love Drunk Girls Who Do Crazy Things When Drunk…
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues Which Sit Next to You On the Plane.
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I Wanna Be All Over Cody Love
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Adriana is in the Sauna
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Paris Hilton is Slutty Claus
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Random Funny Cat Video of the Day
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One of the Things Just Doesn’t Belong Here
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George Michael Loves Drugs and Gay Sex
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17 Truly Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes
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Let’s Laugh at Chinese Rappers – VIDEO
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We Never Really Knew Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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Some Devon Aoki Because We Haven’t Seen Her in Awhile
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CANDICE MICHELLE’S HOT-AS-FUCK “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” OUT TAKES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Cry for Attention of the Day

Lohan is really trying to stay relevant in the art and fashion scene since the mainstream celebrity scene turned its back on her when she went dyke, which the art and fashion scene gets boners for faggots, but I think it’s safe to say that if a magazine, like Muse for example, says that they are THE “Fashionart Magazine, they are obviously pretty full of shit, like Lady Gaga calling herself an artistic performer and the followers believing her bullshit, but at least they managed to trick Lohan into getting naked and sexual in this photoshoot, despite how lame of a magazine they obviously are….Lohan just doesn’t know any better…so to her this keeps her credibility and makes sense, to everyone else it’s a few years too late…

Posted in:Desperate|Lindsay Lohan|Photoshoot

2009

07

Dec

Rihanna is Fat in her Ripped Dress of the Day

Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….

That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

07

Dec

Johnny Hallyday’s Wife Gets Manhandled of the Day

He is the French Elvis. I don’t know any of his music because I deal with enough french people every fucking day of my life, that I try to avoid the shit, but I do know that his young groupie wife is getting manhandled by an LA Laker naked Didier Jlunga-Mbenga, and you can almost see up her skirt….

I guess Hallyday has one of those black on blonde fetishes, you know since he’s old and his dick most likely doesn’t work, he likes to recruit the biggest, blackest African he can find to rail the shit out the bitch so that she learns her lesson and can’t walk for a fucking week, maybe to keep her from whining and begging and annoying Hallyday to use his mouth on her groupie ass or maybe because he’s into that shit like so many other dudes are….and I guess I shouldn’t really give a shit considering you probably have no idea who this fucker is cuz I don’t and I do this shit all day.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Black Man|Johnny Hallyday|wife

2009

07

Dec

Shauna Sand and her New Pussy of the Day

Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boy Toy|Pussy|Shauna Sand

2009

07

Dec

Some Eva Green Cleavage of the Day

You may remember Eva Green as the hot tits who fucked her brother in the movie The Dreamers because I think that is all she’s ever done in her career, which is really a great tragedy as far as I’m concerned, because I figure if a girl is willing to show her pussy on screen once, she’ll do it again and again and again until she gets nominated for an Oscar or gets work on a kids show. The truth is that I’m not really a film expert and I’m too lazy for IMDB so she could be involved in a bunch of other movies that I just don’t know about, making this post obsolete, despite the fact that she’s at the British Independent Film Awards showing off some cleavage, that would better serve her naked and on screen, maybe in the independent movie I am working on with my cellphone camera and ten dollars that needs a pussy, but for now all she gets is a post here….I figure the longer I hold out the more likely she’ll come knockin’…..

Here’s a refresher course in her tits from the movie The Dreamers….


Eva Green Topless In The DreamersFunny video clips are a click away

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Eva Green

2009

07

Dec

Leighton Meester Performing Badly of the Day

I don’t know what gave this bitch an ego that made her believe she was capable of doing whatever the fuck she wants in life because she got cast on Gossip Girl despite the odds of her being a hooker born in a group home thanks to her whore mother, but I guess it’s working alright for her…so well she’s gained 10 pounds for the occassion…none of which ended up on her tits….

Watch the garbage…that is the Kiss FM Jingle Ball.

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Performing