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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

02

Dec

Zoe Saldana Does Complex of the Day

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You may already know who this chick is and considering she’s in the movie Avatar and you’re a gang of fucking virgins who have nothing better to do that wait for weird Sci-Fi shit to hit the movie theater, giving you a reason to leave your house and stand in line for a fucking day in excitement to be the first motherfucker in, you probably already have her image silk stapled on your fucking pillow case so that you don’t feel as lonely as you are, you pathetic piece of shit….

She did Complex and she looked fucking good making her one of those bitches we’ll be seeing a lot of, cuz it turns out there’s a lot of fucking pervert creepy virgins out there with disposable income to spend on seeing her in movie and in action figure to stick in their asses cuz they aren’t spending their money on anything else like having a social life for example…..

Reminding us that if you want to make it in the world, get the virgins behind you cuz they are a loyal bunch.


To See The Complex Photoshoot of this Bitch You Gotta Follow this Link
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Posted in:Avatar|Complex|Zoe Saldana

2009

02

Dec

Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show of the Day

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These videos will be deleted soon because of bullshit copyright laws, but I wanted to get them up to anyone out there who didn’t watch the fashion show, but is in the mood to jerk off to the fashion show, because it is the best infomercial on TV and it only airs once a year, right before the holiday season. The girls are hot, the bodies are hot, Fergie isn’t wearing pants, you’ve already seen all the pictures, but pictures don’t let you appreciate how the titties bounce.

I didn’t watch the shit, cuz I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I would have…cuz lets face it life is pretty boring and our significant others are a far fucking cry from this quality pussy….Now watch the fucking video

Posted in:2009|Lingerie Fashion Show|Victoria's Secret

2009

02

Dec

Luisana Lopilato is Michael Buble’s Import Girlfriend of the Day

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Her name is Luisana Lopilato . She is some model from Argenitina. He met her on set of his last music video. I am sure it was a real hard pick-up on his part… a real serious hustle to get in her pants on his part, you know being Michael Buble, the star of his music video that she was jumping up and down weeks before shooting because she got booked on the job to begin with, pretty much having all the groundwork done for him before ever showing up on set….

You see, bitches love money, celebrity and power and when bitch is an immigrant with a dream and he’s a multi-platinum selling artist no one really cares about, but who makes huge fucking money and can offer her the life she always wanted, without having to do much work other than a few blowjobs to completion every so often, which she doesn’t mind, cuz sucking dick is something she’s into….and he gets to fuck some seriously hot piece of ass…it all works out in the end….for everyone except us.

Here are some pictures of some of her work….

Here She is in a School Girl Strip…..

Posted in:Girlfriend|Luisana Lopilato|Michael Buble

2009

02

Dec

Heather Graham Showing Off Her Older Legs of the Day

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Heather Graham may look like shit, but she will always be the fat titty big bushed pornstar in Boogie Nights to me. That Rollergirl shit lives on in both DVD and memory until the end of mankind, and it should be motivation for some of you young prude sluts who are scared of getting naked on camera or fucking on camera because your naive, malleable mind thinks it will fuck you over in terms of career and education, when in reality no one gives a shit if you get naked or fuck on camera and if it doesn’t give you a career if it gets leaked like you were Paris Hilton, shit will at least act as a time capsule you may want to reflect on one day when your old, fat and not 18 anymore. So girls, if you are reading this, take off your fucking panties and bra and pull out your digicam and get to work, because I can assure you Heather Graham watches that Boogie Night’s scene and all her other nude scenes for all her prospective lovers to let them know where those titties came from, making her seemingly far better looking than she is…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heather Graham|Legs

2009

02

Dec

Alicja Bachleda-Curus and Her New Mom Legs of the Day

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In 3 days, she’s gone from Collin Farrell’s new pussy he has no choice but to date because she just had his kid and he’s tired of having illegitimate kids, to a pussy with a fucking name and it is all because I’ve seen her in her bikini, so bitches out there, if you want respect and acknowledgement in the world you just need to take your fucking clothes off and show us that despite not having the hottest new mom body, or hottest new mom face, you’ve still got a pussy and despite how mangled that pussy may be, it’s good enough for me….

So here she is showing off her whore legs in her short skirt coming home from wherever she was on vacation…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Legs

2009

02

Dec

Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

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I hate this fucking joke. Seriously fucking hate him and I don’t even know who he is, what show he is on or where he is from. I just know that his pictures come up and they piss me off. Not only is his outfit fucking annoying and obnoxious, but so is his tan and the fact that this joke of a plastic surgeon carries around the tabloids he is in, screaming that motherfucker is crying for attention and trying to get people to notice him, like a whiney little metrosexual bitch that he is.

This should be enough for the Plastic Surgery license board to step back and see the true intention of his work in medicine and that’s to be famous with this gimicky bullshit and they should revoke the shit, because a clown of a plastic surgeon without a plastic surgery license is just a fuckin’ clown and it’d be nice to see him lose everything he’s worked for and end up on the street getting quarters thrown at him like this motherfucker deserves……even though the reality is that he probably lives in a million dollar home with a couple hundred thousand dollar cars and the jokes on us, proving yet again that life is pretty much unfair bullshit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Joke|Plastic Surgeon|Robert Rey

2009

02

Dec

Jordan is a Make-Up Monster of the Day

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I don’t know who told Jordan that burying herself in make-up makes a bitch so, making her invest in a kiddie pool to fill the fuck up with self tanner and roll around in the shit liek she was an actual pig in fucking shit and not just a bitch you call a pig because of everything she represents in life, but I assume it was the same person who told her that getting ridiculous fake tits will make her worth jerking off to, despite looking like a total fucking freak straight out of a horror movie or comic book some closet case over compensating for his gay fantasies wrote….because as time goes on…I feel her testicles are slowly droppin’….cuz she just doesn’t look like a she as much as she may have before she vandalized herself like she an abandoned building in the seedy part of town that is used as a home for squatters and prostitutes….like the piece of lowlife trash her dirty pussy is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jordan|Make-Up|Monster

2009

02

Dec

Rachel Bilson’s Sex Scene for Funny or Die of the Day

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I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line…..

Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants. See they’ve got the celebrity hook-ups and big budgets….they just need the balls to push the fucking limits a little….

That said, they should probably offer me a job as a consultant. I could use the constant income.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Sex Scene

2009

02

Dec

Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fake Tits|Sophie Turner

2009

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day

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I know the only lesbians people care about today is the Mom from Family Ties, even though she’s lost all sex appeal she might have had, you know with being old as fuck. The deal with later-in-life lesbians is that they are tired of dealing with men, especially after 3 failed marriages and all prospects are out fucking younger pussy, and their hormones are all out of whack thanks the menopause, you know the whole transition from woman to androgynist equipped with more testosterone than any of you motherfuckers….

But I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lohan even though she’s dying, her career is dead and she had to go to some third world country to pick up the kid she used to sponsor named Calle Lourdes Demar, because she’s the only girl willing to give Lohan any love or attention even though she is ugly as fuck….and here she is with her big reveal as she introduces her new pussy to her bodyguard, which to Lohan is like introducing her to her family, because her family is too busy being self absorbed and fucked up to care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Calle Lourdes Demar|Lesbians|Lindsay Lohan