I’ve decided to go anorexic. I am like the fat dude in the movie se7en who ate himself to death, everytime you put food in front of me, I eat until I feel like throwing up and if you told me 10 years ago if I’d be able to eating an entire cake to myself in one sitting, or that I wouldn’t be able to walk up a flight of 4 stairs, or that I even getting off the couch makes me dizzy and sweat, or that I wouldn’t fit in normal person sizes, I would have probably believed you, because I’ve always been a lazy pig, I probably would have thought to myself that shit sounds fucking awesome, but living it is like torture and I can only blame my wife for filling my life up with shit and stress and emotional trauma from being stuck fucking a fat pig of a woman for the rest of my life in exchange for free rent….
So as of today, I’m on an laxative, diet coke and gum diet like I was a teenage girl, I’ll let you know how it goes, unless I die of this obesity first and I’d like to thank Dr Oz’s stupid show for makin’ me paranoid that I’m having a heart attack every fucking day cuz I watch the shit everyday at McDonalds while eating a big mac combo for a snack. So if I do die – you tell
Here are my stepLINKS…..
Miranda Kerr is in Lingerie
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Drunk 4-Year-Old Crossdressers Gone Wild
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Because No Self-Respecting Woman Would Ever Let You Put Your Hands on Them EVer
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Jessica Hart is Wearing a Bikini
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The Sequal to Raising Arizona Just Took a Really Dark Turn
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Jaime Jungers is One of Tiger Woods Dirty Whores and Here’s How She’s Making Some Cash
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A Model Named Camille Who Likes To Get Naked
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Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt
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Nicole Richie is Shopping
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Tales of Demented Snowmen
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25 Amazing 3D Sidewalk Drawings
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Palin’s Ass and Thighs Are Goin’ Rogue!
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Here’s the World Premiere of Rihanna’s New Video – FULL CLIP
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Some Producer Tried to Bang Charlize Theron and I Don’t Blame Him One Bit
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Will Somebody Just Do Us All a Favor and Kill P.Diddy?
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Rachel Bilson Got a Parking Ticket, Looks Hot
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Siobhan and Tina Wallman ZOO 3D Cover Shoot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ass Fucked By a Robot
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Alana Strips Down
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Man I Feel Sorry for Priscilla Presley’s Face
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Shit on the Go – VIDEO
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And a Few More Random Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Coco is Topless
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Stasia Loves Nature
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Lesbians Share a Candy Cane
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Lara Bingle’s Dog Takes a Whiff
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Lucky Lesbians Samantha Ryan and Marlie Moore
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And Here’s the Trailer For Iron Man
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FREE NOBEL PEACE PRIZES!!!
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Scenes From a Redneck Christmas
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She’s in a Private Cinema, For Your Eyes Only
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Olivia Munn – Behind The Scenes Maxim Photoshoot
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COPS VERSUS SKATERS – VIDEO
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Wait, You Mean Shia Lebouf Isn’t a Homo
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Babes Say Happy Holidays
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Cryer Versus Sparkler Bombs
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I Wanna Ravage This Babe Like the Wild Animal That She Is
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