2009
16
Dec
I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body….
Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt. For the most part I like when girls don’t wear bras, but in Brittny Gastineau’s case I wish she was wearing a fucking snowsuit.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Tits
2009
16
Dec
Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was the teen starlet who was actually in her 20s who everyone wanted to fuck. She was like the hottest girls in movies but turned out to be a real wholesome monogamous bitch who married her co-star….yeah either do I because I’m not a loyal Buffy fan virgin geek who never forgets my first crush like I was Egotastic.com with my multiple Buffy DVD boxsets still in their wrapper cuz that’s what Virgins do…..but here she is for old times….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Memories|Sarah Michelle Gellar
2009
16
Dec
I wrote this post on Sophie Turner last week, that I ended up deleting because she doesn’t like being called a pornstar and I was at risk of getting sued….
Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey…
For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately. The paparazzi are targeting her. She’s been hitting up events and trying to get LA famous and I’m not quite sure why, but I do know that her strategy is working, not that her strategy is genius, it’s just a reminder that if you show some skin, pay the paparazzi, and attend events, you get noticed…
Pretty simple…you should do it and to get your start, feel free to send nude pics my way to leak for you….I am here to help and I want what is best for you and your future….
So it turns out she’s not a pornstar at all…She is a Glamour Model who looks a lot like one…sorry for the confusion and here are some pics of her trying to get noticed and USA Famous and she’ not looking like a cheap piece of shit pornstar, but like Glamour Model….because apparently there’s a real huge fucking difference…Ugly Cunt.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Famewhore|Sophie Turner
2009
16
Dec
I guess Complex did Jessica Stroup some good by getting her topless and in the shower for their recent photoshoot, because it’s a pretty good glimpse into her future as a highclass escort, because there’s no way anyone’s gonna pull her out of 90210 and giver her a legit career, so it’s all downhill for her, only now she’s got a taste for fame, leaving her suckin’ dick for money, but at least now she can charge more for the hour because she’s got that 90210 co-sign, which is a lot more profitable than just being some young tight chick lookin’ to make some money to buy some Blahnik’s or whatever the fuck Sex in the City is telling girls they need to buy these days…..
Posted in:90210|Complex|Jessica Stroup
2009
16
Dec
I made fun of this Pam Anderson gig yesterday. I thought it was funny that someone was giving her work because the milk in them titties is definitely expired. I just assumed she’d live off her sex tape residuals over the course of the restof her life as she slowly died of Hepatitis, but clearly I was wrong, she got this really important job wearing a red bathing suit like thing where she prances around the stage and for some reason, I find it really funny that they had to rehearse the shit, you’d think telling her to walk on stage, sit on some ring and hump the air would be enough for her, but I guess you can never be too professional, prepared, or ready especially when you’re a talentless idiot who scammed the world with fake tits, especially when this useless job could be the single most important role of her life because it is the second chance she dreamed about the last decade after falling asleep in random beds after sex with random men.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Rehearses
2009
16
Dec
I was wrong about this Annalynne McCord girl. I was convinced her stupid bottom feeding show based on a shitty but popular show in the 90s would have been off the air and forgotten by now like it was the Knight Rider 2008 show, but it turns out that with all these specialty channels, pretty much anyone can find success on TV because they are so fucking desperate for ideas….
So I didn’t expect Annalynne to be posing for Cosmo, not that posing for Cosmo is a really high profile gig, but still a gig far more high profile than posing for escort ads at the back of the newspaper I woulda expected out of her, but in my defense, posing for escort ads is really the level of talent she has, the rest of the public just hasn’t figured that out….
So we’re left with this….
Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage|Cosmo|Push Up Bra
2009
16
Dec
Let me start this off by saying that I don’t find Demi Moore hot in any way. She looks like an old, weathered, dried up and brittle cunt that was never hot, but somehow sucked the right dick to get her into the limelight.
Despite my love for fake tits on strippers, I don’t find her fake tits hot from the movie Striptease. Despite my love for cumming on cancer patient bald heads, I don’t find her shaved head hot from GI Jane. The only thing hot about her boyish good looks from Ghost is when my dream girl Whoopi Goldberg and her have the closest thing to a lesbian kiss in film and it is only hot cuz Whoopi is the single hottest thing in Hollywood and would get me hard if she was making out with a pile of shit….and I sure as hell don’t like the slop that crawled out of her obvious broken pussy that grew up to be the ugly as fuck Rumer Willis.
The only thing I like about her is that she preyed on young Ashton Kutcher who clearly never had a mother and who I know crawls up to her and breasts feeds like the little bitch he is.
For some reason Harpers Bazaar did a photoshoot with her, God knows why they still care about her, and these are the pictures, not even for “old times because she’s never been hot, even in her vintage erotica even though anything with a vagina is worth fucking…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Demi Moore|Harpers Bazaar
2009
16
Dec
I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy…
Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead….
So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience….
The only thing of value in the shit is that she’s carting around a guitar like she’s some kind of rockstar, maybe the next Courtney Love or Janis Joplin, and I love that kind of obvious teenage angst that can only be represented in song cliche bullshit…It makes me laugh.
Here are the pics.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen
2009
16
Dec
What better way to start the day and get in the Holiday Spirit that to watch some crazy Jesus people make a baby come to life. Nine days or less til Christmast is not a very long time to convert you cold, evil, dead soul to a warm, loving and friendly Christmas spirit, you know good will towards men, I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, it’s a wonderful life, bullshit that Hallmark and Coca Cola have been force feeding us our entire lives….maybe there is hope, maybe there is a higher power and I think this is the proof you need to know….that we are smaller and less important than we think we are and that maybe there is a Santa Claus…and he is in the form of this Christian Minister…because there’s no way she didn’t just pay this gutter mother to give her kid a sleeping pill and to keep her mouth shut or else she’ll go to child services or to the welfare……
Either way, this psycho Jesus bitch should start a Cancer clinic to save the motherfuckers….or she needs to be shut down for being a fucking con artist….
2009
15
Dec
I took out all my anger on Twitter earlier today, from ripping into porn stars, to hipsters to Ashley Tisdale so I really have little left in me today, I did however get listed as one of the people who ruined the decade by a real deal paper called The Guardian, so that’s something worth celebrating, now maybe I’ll get fucking paid for doing this shit, even though the title of being a stain on society is good enough for me….
Here are the stepLINKS
Olivia Munn is in Maxim
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Rihanna is Topless on the Cover of GQ
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Pics of Kourtney Kardashian’s Great Tits
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Jessica Simpson is About to Have a Fucking MAJOR Melt Down in 3…2…1
And It’s All Cause of this Hot Blonde
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OMFG!!!THEWORLDISGONNAEND!!!WE’REALLGONNA DIE
(Fuck You)
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The Most Amazing Worst Date Story Eer – VIDEO
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Joanne “JoJo” Levesque Upskirt Panty Peek
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Some Leaks From Tara Reid’s Playboy Interview
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Alicia Keys in a Tight Shirt Fuckin’ The Mic on Letterman….
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I Wish I Was Javier Bardham’s Penis So I Knew What It Was Like to Be Inside Penelope Cruz
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Hot Sluts of the Day – VIDEO
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Amber Rose Vibe Photoshoot Video – No Sign of Dick…
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25 Strippers Failing – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Topless, Possibly Dead
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Trashy For Her 21st Birthday
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Here’s the Trailer for Robin Hood
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Good
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Hidden Camera Fun
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Nice Try, NYC Health Department – VIDEO
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This Lil Wayne featuring Eminem Track is Really Just an Eminem Song….
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The Best Ass You Will See All Day….Of the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Leave Your Kid with a Retarded Babysitter – VIDEO
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Diddy Can FInally Fuck Himself
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Some Festish Porn Bloopers That Are Pretty Awesome
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The Best Lesbian Threesome You’ll See All Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s Hear It For Farting Santa
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Girl Fight – VIDEO
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Sorry Madonna, I Guess Geriatrics Aren’t in Style This Season
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Elen Rives is But Here She is Wearing Lingerie
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Gwen is Absolutly Sexy
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And a Little More Lesbian Action
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Heather Graham Out and About
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Playboy’s Nikki Ryann Gets Naked
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Jasmin Has Some Alone Time
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Jenn-Anh Nguyen does Playboy
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Destiny Moody is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE From the Tiger Woods Whore Roster
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Marisa Miller is Back Stage
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Seriously, I Wanna Punch Katie Price in the Face
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VALENTINA HAS A HOT BODY, WEARS SLUTTY BIKINIS, AND LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO FUCK. MY KINDA WHORE!
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