2009
15
Dec
Amazing……This story is too fucking good to even comment on…Santa came early this year but needs to get back to the drawing board when it comes to new and exciting gifts….I know that if my wife was pregnant this would be the best possible gift I’d open on Christmas day….an Abortion for Christmas makes birth control about giving….that’s all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Abortion
2009
15
Dec
So you can’t see much muff or titty in this clip, you can at least masturbate to the concept of a young girl and two middle-aged women swimming around you naked, the sluts in the clip are Susan Surrandon’s daughter Eva Amurri big stupid tits , Diane Farr and Embeth Davidtz and since I’ve never seen the show, I think it is safe to say it is probably the best thing on TV….so watch the clip…while I pass the fuck out.
Posted in:Californication|Diane Farr|Embeth Davidtz|Eva Amurri|Skinny Dip
2009
15
Dec
Looks like someone gave Pam Anderson another chance to make a little bit of money off her shitty plastic surgery that got her famous in the first place. I found the whole thing lacked creativity considering they dressed her in a red one-piece bathing suit like she was still on Baywatch and not a 50 year old dying of hepatitis, but I guess we’ve all got a soft spot for her in our hearts because we all jerked off to her at least once, so if anything she’s a binding force in the male population of the fucking world. She is the one thing we all have in common, so maybe I shouldn’t be so easy to forget and move on from her, and like a World War II war veteran, maybe she needs some kind of Holiday to celebrate her tits….but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to stop trying so hard by pretending she’s still got it going on, when clearly, she doesn’t. I guess hanging up those implants with pride and retiring like an Athlete at the end of his game like a hero is not in her cards and she’s more into fighting for as long as she can before the staff at the old folks home have to sedate her for fingering her asshole at the cafeteria lunch table again….
Here are the pics of her holdin’ on harder than her implant is…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Pam Anderson|Pantsless
2009
15
Dec
I saw an interview with Kate Hudson earlier today that I can’t find where she said something like “I could only wear those in my period movies” and I thought to mysel that she must have a decent inheritance lined up for her, she must get decent child support, she must have lived the good life and she will never go poor, so why the fuck did she star in period movies, that seems like gutter porn / fetish videos that street whore caliber women would do and not some silver spoon celebrity’s daughter and then I realized she did period movies for menstrual fetishists because she needed to break from her mom’s shadow…she needed her own legacy and art….she couldn’t just stick to the hollywood avenue that her family and all their friends took because it would be too easy…then I got to thinking what do people wear in period movies….do they wear white coton cuz shit absorbs the period, or is it more about seeing the blood for the people who like their women to be fertile….and the whole menstration as a turn on just didn’t make sense to me….but I can assume they probably don’t wear leopard print silk pajamas…but maybe they do….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Kate Hudson|Pajamas
2009
15
Dec
There was a time when Vanesssa Hudgens leaked some nude pictures of her when she was a teenager because I guess she was trying to rebel against Disney, her lame teenage fans, her gay boyfriend and her family that pushed her into this industry and not letting her blossom into the whore she always wanted to be, so she decided to show the world that little attention webcam whore and her muff and then she just disappeared……only to come back letting me do what I call the Holiday Shoppin’ Creep during this time of the year, where I hit the malls everynight after 5, to see ladies in their work clothes scrambling for gifts flashin panty too busy to realize it….which is almost as exciting as Spring Break holiday shoppin where sitting outside the changing room at the bikini stores 2 weeks prior to Spring Break becomes a gold mine, but I’m not gonna bore you with my pervert hustle, I’ll just post Vanessa Hudgens mini skirt pics I’d be lookin up if these weren’t pictures that I have no control over all for old times cuz I know she’s got it in her to be my kind of girl….she’s just a little misguided thanks to all her advisors and her fag right now….but in time we’ll see the Vanessa Hudgens we want to see….I’m convinced….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Upskirt|Vanessa Hudgens
2009
15
Dec
Here’s a video of a webcam girl with a gut and hairy armits stripping down to her pajamas to shake her tits and booty and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, was this shit a spur of the moment kind of thing, was it for her boyfriend who doesn’t care that she’s got rank ass armpit hair because he likes the inner animal in her, or is this for some hairy armpit fetish sites…I just don’t get it…..and I guess I don’t really want to or have to, I just get to watch and laugh at the shit and you should too….
2009
15
Dec
The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues….
Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Whore
2009
15
Dec
Here’s some more UK trash….I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with the paparazzi but they’ve been obsessed with these British tramps and I have no choice but to post the shit because I have a love/hate relationship with tramps….which makes me a hypocrite because I hate fake tits and I hate bitches in general, especially when they are whores who get fake tits, but love when these bitches show them off and really love when they let me touch them for 10 dollars a song….making for very abusive relationships with girls like this because I just view them as useless whores…but love getting my dick dirtied by them and the whole thing is fucking confusing to me….and it doesn’t matter…what does matter is why the fuck this bitch Chatelle Houghton is still in the media when all she did was Big Brother UK 10 years ago…it’s a little ridiculous when she should be forgotten but I guess it just shows you what kind of trash lives in the UK and here are some pics…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|Cleavage Tits
2009
15
Dec
I don’t know who Mollie King or Rochelle Wiseman are, but apparently they’re in a band called The Saturdays. After a quick youtube search I realize that they aren’t a band at all, they are just a group of 5 tacky whore singing or lip syncing shitty pop music because the UK is really into shitty pop music with tacky whoress and I’m really not all that sure why, but assume it has to do with the country being filled with trashy mill workers and people who live in caravans who knock up their toothless girlfriends in their bootleg tracksuits when they are 14….and it doesn’t matter because when a whore is tacky it usually means she relies more and more on showing off her tacky whore body and I’m down with that since I don’t have to deal with the bullshit these girls talk about or how bad their pussies smell because my relationship with them is strictly looking at pictures of them and ignoring every song they release because it sucks….
Here are some pics of two of the five not quite naked enough….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Mollie King|Rochelle Wiseman|The Saturdays
2009
15
Dec
I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes…
Here are some pics…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Taylor Momsen
