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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Dec

Some Pig Gets in on the Tiger Woods Scandal of the Day

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I am pretty sure this chick is just wearing an “ironic t-shirt” about having fucked Tiger Woods and the paparazzi just got excited about it thinkin they may be breaking a story or some shit, but based on her doughy body and white trash look, I think it’s safe to say she’s from a trailer park and the only Golf she knows is when her husband takes her to the mini golf course on the anniversary to celebrate their shitty lives. She is cleary fucking disgusting but more famous than me and all she had to do was wear a shitty Tiger Woods t-shirt after years of thinking her only skill that would get noticed is how many donuts she can eat in one sitting….

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Posted in:Tiger Woods

2009

Dec

Remember Keira Knightley of the Day

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After seeing these pictures, I wish I didn’t….I’m being a little over dramatic…She’s not all that bad…I just didn’t have anywhere to go with this post since there’s a lot of clothing going on and very little nipple, pussy lip or ass flashing going on. There is also no dick in her mouth, her pussy isn’t getting eaten and I can’t even see fucking panties or bra. It’s pretty much a fucking disaster esepcially when she’s still young and more than capable of being one of those attention craving, insecure rich cunts all the other celebrities seem to be. Oh well.

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Posted in:Boring|Keira Knightley

2009

Dec

Alicia Keys in Some Bikini Video in Dubai of the Day

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The hottest part of this video is when Alicia Keys falls on her face, not totally because I hate her, but because I like seeing stuggle on a bitches face, especially when she’s got an ego and things she’s untouchable like Alicia Keys does. She’s fucking everywhere now, pushing this album hard, collaborating with every artist, appearing on every talk show, and now releasing bikini videos to the internet, let’s just hope these bikini videos turn in getting gang banged in the tour bus, cuz I don’t trust a girl until I know what her vagina looks like and even then I don’t trust them, but at least know what their vagina looks like, which is better than not knowing what their vagina looks like, cuz otherwise I’ll just always wonder…if ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Bikini|Dubai

2009

Dec

Sharon Stone’s Old Hard Nipple of the Day

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After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch.

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Posted in:Nipple|old|Sharon Stone

2009

Dec

Brittany Snow Masturbates in Some Movie of the Day

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I guess things have dried up for Brittany Snow since her life changing role in John Tucker Mst Die…cuz bitch has taken up masturbating in this movie is called The Vicious Kind, something you know real bottom feeders who got all excited after they were popular for a minute and bought all these things they can’t afford today…so now they’re simulating cumming on camera and I’m not complaining…not that I find this hot…I just don’t really care either way….

Bonus – Here she is getting raped….I think….I’m not really sure what’s going on here but I think he fake cums inside her and I’m always good with fake cumming inside desperat chicks cuz I don’t like unwanted pregancy….

Either way, this is a shitty fucking sex scenes in shitty fucking movies I’ve never heard of…

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Masturbates

2009

Dec

Gwen Stefani in a Green Bra of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a reflection off all the money bitch carries around with her that she’s made scamming the public into thinking her rock hard body is hot and her girl power bubblegum ska is actual music, or that her little asian entourage is actually clever or artistic, or that her clothing line Lamb is actually stylish and worth wearing, of if it s a bra, and I really don’t give a fuck, I just don’t have anything better to do with my time than to post shit like this and ponder what the hell is goin on with her tit, so now I pass that task onto you….

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Posted in:Green Bra|Gwen Stefani

2009

Dec

Khloe Kardashian Gets Cupcakes Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

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I find the fact that Khloe Kardashian is sponsored by a cupcake company pretty fucking funny. It is so fucking fitting, like me being sponsored by beer company or a whore getting sponsored by a condom company or a fucking crackhead getting sponsored by the crack dealer, considering she is huge and looks like she eats a fuck of a lot of everything that comes her way like a cow grazing the field.

I am pretty sure that she probably hit the company up with this great idea because she couldn’t get enough of their product and figured that since her family is famous for doing nothing, getting it for free would be nice, but getting paid to eat it would be nicer and since they aren’t trying to hide the fact that cupcakes are for fat people, they just piled it on a fucking truck and drove it over for Khloe to stuff her face like the monster she fucking is…..

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Posted in:Cupcakes|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

Dec

Pink’s Manly Tit in Concert of the Day

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I make fun of Pink for her manly features all the fucking time, but the truth is I like her songs, I like her voice, it is almost angelic, but I’m only saying that because a bitch in a tight dress named Angel who I accidentally brought home one night, despite her raspy voice and adam’s apple, tied me to the bed one night and sang me lullabyes before making me suck on her pacifier, which actually turned out to be a massive cock. It wasn’t a high point in my life, but I kinda got in over my head, kinda like what happened with Pink’s costume designer, who came up with this concept without realizing she’d stick to it by sticking on pasties, and the whole gender bending weirdness is too much for me to really appreciate, if anything it just confuses me, but tit is tit even if tit is on a muscular mound attached to someone who may or may not have testicles…

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Posted in:Concert|Pink|Tit

2009

Dec

Paulina Rubio on Some Immigrant Show Sluttin Out of the Day

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I haven’t figured out why I am posting this. Maybe it is to celebrate my Mexican roots since she’s the hottest thing exported out of Mexico since America Ferrera. tequila, donkey shows, tacos, nachos and salsa, poncho’s, Jessica ALba’s dad she pretends isn’t Mexican, George Lopez and the women who make your beds in hotels, or maybe it’s just because I like seeing clips from foreign TV shows I don’t understand, but it is probably just because of the short skirt in whore boots.

Here’s a clip from the show, if you really care….

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Posted in:Immigrant|Paulina Rubio

2009

Dec

Laurence Leboeuf in Some Sex Scene of the Day

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This is a pretty rare opportunity that happens pretty much never, when the girl I am writing about happens to be someone who I know on a personal level because 5 years ago, she used to drink at the same parties as me. We used to talk, she was always nice to me, I used to try to fuck her because she was a red head, she wouldn’t let me, I used to try to get her to show me her tits, but she wouldn’t show me them, and then I never saw her again, but today, I finally get to see those tits, 5 years older and a lot less exciting than I thought they would be, but I guess the good news is that she’s making money, so in the event I ever run into her again and she remembers our drunken conversations, she can buy me a couple fucking drinks, especially now that she’s a big movie star in shitty French movies and now that I’ve done this post for her, cuz let’s face it, if I didn’t know her personally, this woulda never made the cut and I have pretty seriously shitty editorial standards to begin with…..

Posted in:Laurence Leboeuf|Sex Scene