2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving and I give thanks to Chronic Masturbation, but more importantly that you are a bunch of Chronic Masturbators because Chronic Masturbators account for pretty much every single one of my readers, meaning that your Chronic Masturbation by default gives my life purpose. So thanks.
Posted in:Chronic Masturbating|Documentary
2009
26
Nov
It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….
Posted in:Bra|Panties|Rachel Specter|Underwear
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like. I am also thankful that she is wearing panties because despite loving to see all pussy in all its variations, sizes and shapes, with all its different hairstyles and decorations, I’m just not ready for this kind of surprise and say keep that shit in the fuckin’ bag for now, you weird asian slut….who am I kidding…I’d love to see her pussy…and I don’t understand why some one of her fame whoring stature wouldn’t give that to us…greedy nasty cunt…
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2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:cleavage|Shauna Sand|Tits
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that there will always be bottom feeding, ugly, bottom feeding girls who claim they are popstars, or “artists” to dress ridiculous and claim to be recording artists…because the world is filled with even dumber and uglier girls willing to copy them by either not wearing pants in public, or giving blowjobs for fame, since they figure if this dog can do it, so can they. I guess that means I am thankful for this UK trash named Ke$ha….yes the dollar sign is actually the “S” in her name…proviing we’ve got a new Gaga impersonator about to drop…
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2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Rihanna|Tight Dress
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that one day Stephanie Pratt will be the one in line on Thanksgiving for free food, because The Hills will be over and she’ll be unable to find work and will have burnt thru all her savings. She will become the kind of girl who you see on Maury who lived in her fucking car for 6 months because she’s couldn’t pay rent and refused to sell the designer clothes she accumulated during her 15 minutes of fame she had despite having no talent.
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Posted in:Homeless|Stephanie Pratt|Thanksgiving
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Kate Moss is a fucking mess, because in being a mess, we get to see her topless or flashing panties or pussy. She’s a drunk or an addict and she doesn’t shower. She fucks disgusting rockstars and there is no possible way she doesn’t have herpes or other serious STDs and I am thankful that I am not sitting next to her because I’m sure she smells like piss and stale cum.
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2009
26
Nov
It is thanksgiving today and I give thanks that 90210 will be soon be off the air, these girls will be out of work, desperate and turning to seedier roles and until that happens, 90210 will do all they can to get viewers including throwing the cast into bikinis, giving us a taste of what’s to come….
Here is Annalynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes in the Bikins…
Jessica Stroup One Piece
Shenae Grimes Sex Scene
Shenae Grimes Bikini Top….
Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup|Shenae Grimes
2009
26
Nov
I guess I should take the next 5 days off, since you motherfuckers are…but I have a feeling I won’t because I start going crazy when I don’t post, not because I am a busy body who likes getting shit done, but because when I stop posting, that’s when the voices start…
I”m just fucking around, I am being forced to get the H1N1 vaccine tomorrow, because I am not in good health, so if the next thing you read from me makes no sense, try reading it backwards, cuz with my luck, I will be the motherfucker who gets that retardation that girl in that video got…..or I’ll have an allergic reaction and die…either way, I have no real confidence in the medical system or the government and I’m still convinced this is the government’s way to chip us all, or kill us all off, because 6 months ago, I never heard of the disease, but I’m just gonna bite the bullet cuz I hate getting sick and like syringes in my arm, it brings me back to a nicer time….
Either way, you idiots better take the time to check my site out over the next few days, thing of it as a good excuse to avoid your aunt you used to jerk off on when you were 14 and didn’t know it was wrong….
Here are my stepLINKS….
10 Interesting Pics of Dr Spock Being Erotic
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/uk-film/2009/11/23/10-interesting-pictures-of-dr-spock-being-erotic/?src=us
Some Suicide Girls Fun, Just Because
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Say Goodbye to the Pussy Cat Dolls…Of the Day
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The 10 Hottest Massachusetts Women
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The Only Thing Better Than Ashley Greene is Her Cleavage…Not that I Know Who Ashley Greene Is….
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Because You Were Probably Too Busy At Your Shotty Job Today to Pull One Out
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Everyone is Starting to Hate Megan Fox
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The Bolivian Police Will Catch the Bad Guy Thanks to This Sketch!
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The Worst Ninja Fails EVER
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Nicola Roberts Upskirt
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Spike Jones is Fucking Amazing
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Sanda Bullock Got a Chola Make Over, and It’s Pretty Awesome
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The Lohans Give Back…With Cameras in Their Faces
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Christine Lakin is Worth Taking a Look at
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jordan Quit The Jungle Already
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More Videos Of Leighton Meester Performing Bad That Are So Shitty They Are Amazing
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Jennifer Lopez’s Ex Doesn’t Understand Why She’s Upset
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80ís Movie Flashback – Twisted Sisterís Burn In Hell And Pee-Wee Herman
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Marriage Between a Man and a Video Game
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Don’t Try This At Home – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take If Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Lovers in Australia Have Sex in a Clock Tower
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10 Kids Suspended for Kick a Jew Day
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Attack of the Seven Foot Model
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She’s Showing Off Her Perfect Body to The Streets
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Sluts Get Naked in the VIP
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Random Photo Fun
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Britney is About to Lose Her Shit Again In 3…2…1….
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I Dunno Who Shanonn Click is But SHe is Naked, and That’s Fine By Me
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Enjoy a Poolside Stunner
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Who Doesn’t Love Gisele
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mya is Lookin Pretty Hot These Days
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Drunk Girl Shows Off Her Really Stupidly Big Amazing Tits
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Faye and Alyssa Are a Couple of Hot Lesbians
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She is Working Out, and She is NAKED – VIDEO
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Sunny Leone is About as Perfect as Perfect Can Be
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Courtney Love is Talking Trask Again
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The 100 Best Movie Quotes From the Last 100 Years
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Dinner is Served
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Holy Fuck! Lisa Rinna With No Make Up!!
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Young Lesbian Sleepover
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Twilight – The Porn Version
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Guide to Defeating The Cock-Blocking Roomate
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Katherine McPhee is Almost See Through
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Lady GaGa Ridiculousness…Of the Day…
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THE WORLD’S HOTTEST LOOKING PORN STAR DOES SOME SEXY MAINSTREAM MODELING!
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