2009
06
Nov
Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..
Posted in:Blake Lively|Bra|Tit
2009
06
Nov
Claire Danes is one of those girls who I always thought was ugly, but everyone else thought was so fucking hot. When she was in My So Called Life, I was surrounded by girls who wanted to be her, girls who would dress like her, guys who thought she was hot and I’d look at her masculine breasts and ask myself why….I’d wonder if there was something wrong with me, was I gay for not thinking her busted up face and low level of female hormones was hot….because the media wanted me to think she was hot…but then I got over it and realized it was all marketing and everyone else was just drinking the fucking Kool Aid, so here she is today, lookin as unattractive as always, only now I have a deep rooted hatred for her for making me think I was gay for a day back in ’93….
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Posted in:Clarie Danes|Ugly
2009
06
Nov
Lindsay Lohan is fucking hot, she’s really at the top of her fucking game, at least in terms of fucking her, because the further past the point of no return the easier they are to fuck, the only issue with this is that Lohan is the type of girl who after you fuck, you realize that you’ve just reached that point of no return because herpes are for life.
Yes, I just made another Lohan herpes joke, which isn’t really a joke, because there’s nothing fuck about herpes, except when you play “Connect the Herpes” and make funny animal shapes….because animal shapes are always lots of fun….
Here she is showin off her belly of the day…
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Posted in:Belly|Lindsay Lohan|See Thru
2009
06
Nov
I think the least of Ciara’s worries are that she has a pimple, you know considering she’s rumored to have a dick or to have been born with a dick, you know some serious transexual, transgendered or a hermaphrotie, meaning she may want to spend less time covering up her forehead blemishes and more time sorting out her gender, cuz chicks with dicks are the kind of people who end up dead in ditches when they fuck with the wrong dude.
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2009
06
Nov
I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ’em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.
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Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut
2009
06
Nov
I don’t understand why Kimora Lee Simmons hasn’t dropped her ex-husband and employer’s name, when she’s gone off and married a new guy and had his baby in May, but I guess I shouldn’t really concern myself with that kind of bullshit, but should instead stare at her half black / half asian massive milk filled tits, because this kind of cleavage is next level. I know I should be disgusted by her since she’s a 6 foot tall half Asian making Kimora Lee pretty much a freak of nature, but I’m kinda getting into freaks partially because normal girls are so average these days….but mainly because I’m a pervert who will take anything with a vagina…
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Posted in:Kimora Lee Simmons|Tits
2009
06
Nov
Here’s a beautiful love story that starts when the Westerner comes to exploit your country but needs your help in making it happen, so he brings you on the project for far less than he’d pay people in Hollywood to be in his movie, cuz outsourcing to India is just how things are done these days. Then that Westerner happens to be doing the same hustle to some local slut who is far better than looking than any girl you’ve ever thought about having 16 babies with, and you assume this is some kind of gift from your elephant with 8 arms god chosen from a billion people and put into your lap. So instead of using your new found Hollywood fame to get pussy like you wouldn’t believe from all fucking angles like you’re supposed to, you decide to stick to your own because you’re a fucking racist and hold your own in high esteem and see a future with cuz you’re too good for non Indian people and the thought of dipping your brown dick into new pussy from another culture makes you sick to your stomach all because you care too much about what your parents and family think….good times.
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Posted in:Love|Slumdog Millionaire
2009
06
Nov
The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive. She always looks dirty, hairy and dressed like a crazy homeless person willing to bounce on your dick without a condom because she’s pretty much crazy and doesn’t know any better, but for some reason she’s been considered a fashion icon, because I guess it is impossible for her to be considered a sex symbol, you know cuz she’s ugly, but based on these mom ass pics, I can’t even imagine her being anything relevant anymore….
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Posted in:Ass|Chloe Sevigny|Mom
2009
06
Nov
Katy Perry was at some event and she adjusted her stupid tits, or what I like to call the only thing worth lookin at on her because the rest of her is a fucking trainwreck, or at least in her case I hope a train wreck survivor because that would be the only thing that makes her busted up face and body worth lookin’ at. The good news about this video is that their is no sound, so while lookin at her tits, we can ignore everything else miserable this clown has to offer…. I hate this cunt.
Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits
2009
06
Nov
I am pretty slow moving today. I partially blame drinking hard last night but also blame my lack of drive, ambition or real interest in all this celebrity bullshit, mainly because giving these garbage people more attention is perpetuating their egos and lifestyle and I hate taking part of that, if anything, it digusts me.
You see I am not really relevant or making any difference on the world, no one reads my shit and I shouldn’t even bother doing this, because hollywood takes someone who looks like some of the crackhead panhandlers on the street I hang with and throws hot tall skinny pussy lookn for fame, money and amazing lifestyles their way and I don’t get any of that, it is a constant reminder of how much I suck at life and where I went wrong, because between you and me, I don’t need the constant reminder, it’s already pretty clear to me.
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Posted in:Groupie Pussy|Mickey Rourke
